Saltblue

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Saltblue,

Don’t kid yourself a lot of people outside the internet doesn’t have mucho love for the kidprocessor 3000 nany edition.

Saltblue,

None really, I actually make a fake one which I assume it looks decent. why? I learned that women enjoy that. Add a bit of sound too.

Saltblue, (edited )

I’d probably get fatter just out of spite.

-Gets fatter

-Has heart attack

-Dies

-Friend: there it goes the fat f*****t

Saltblue,

You couldn’t scroll past this meme without letting us know your music preferences, it must have been hard trying to resist the urge.

Saltblue,

It’s not that magic doesn’t exist, it’s just that our current spells and rituals are rudimentary.

Saltblue,

I never understood the " I’m so badass I’m going to ride without the only thing that can prevent my skull from cracking like an egg" I guess live fast die young, but in the event you don’t die the only way we will know where your mouth is, it will be following the feeding tube.

Anyways safe rides dude.

Saltblue,

The bug in the eye is a classic, I just wanted to feel the air on my face.

Saltblue,

Ah yeah, the misery olimpics you can’t say shit because somehow their life is worse.

Saltblue,

I thought it was overly exaggerated but then I saw the generation before me, blame my generation for the problems of the world and the "decadence of society " and then I saw my generation blame the next for those exact same things. Nothing new under the sun I guess.

Saltblue,

Man I love those uniforms, they practically created the aesthetic of the evil empire forces.

Saltblue,

Germans have a wicked sense of fashion.

Saltblue,

What are you talking about, reptilians don’t exist

The reptilians:

Saltblue,

I was high everyday for 3 months approx, memory got worse, hunger suppression and actually lost weight, stopped like a month ago, no side effects, felt a little weird being sober, I think I actually like weed less now. But I know that if I did the same with alcohol I would be dead.

Saltblue,

In two days they were gone.

Saltblue,

Fine as far as I know, they got a bit irritated in the end, that is one of the reasons I stopped.

Saltblue,

It’s cheaper to raise pigs, they will dispose of your body, and any body for that matter.

Saltblue,

I grew up watching Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger movies with my dad, since he monopolized the remote.

Saltblue,

Demolition man is a classic

Saltblue,

This is a high quality insult and I’m going to steal it.

Saltblue, (edited )

Scientist: we discovered this thanks to your funding

Church: Nice, now shut the fuck up, you are gonna ruin the racket.

Saltblue, (edited )

You can also use ground beef, you buy the cheapest meat and ask them to grind it, or like me you have the hand cranked one at home.

Saltblue,

Off course ramen is going to always be easy to cook, but ramen stops being the best choice when you start getting scurvy, and your skin is shit, and you don’t have energy.

Saltblue,

Made homemade liquor and embrace the hillbilly you have inside

Saltblue,

We are all maladjusted

Saltblue, (edited )

Are you getting triggered or something? Yes my mother is that way, but in contrast my father is pretty much a manchild, can’t keep control of his emotions.

All the women I have dated doesn’t include you, so stop proyecting yourself on that statement. Maybe I feel attracted to those kind of people in virtue of my own emotional simplicity, just like her. It’s all anecdotal evidence, never claimed that’s the way the world works nor I believe it is. If people read my statement and starts believing that is the way the world works, not my problem.

More anecdotal evidence: when you don’t know what are you going to eat today you don’t have time for bitching and moaning, not first world poverty, but abject third world poverty.

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