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Saltblue, to asklemmy in How do I stop a crush from developing further?

Unless they are self aware their advice is shit

Saltblue, (edited ) to asklemmy in How do I stop a crush from developing further?

You have a smooth brain, don’t go exposing yourself to people. see? All this advice is garbage.

Saltblue, to asklemmy in How do I stop a crush from developing further?

The advice People give in the comments it’s absolutely funny, it reeks of people who never leaves their house, or is women giving advice or some western Buddhist bullshit about letting go.

Saltblue, to lemmyshitpost in This is too relatable

Forgot most of it because how boring it was, and then I talk with people I knew from those years and it’s always the same topics, the same histories, like they are stagnant on memories because their life peaked at highschool.

Saltblue, to comicstrips in [Alzwards Corner] Nature is Amazing

Oh yeah I remember, the 20 pings and message on the chat so they can understand I’m going to engage. So they can watch me as I start the fight a almost kill the ADC, before they retreat.

Saltblue, to lemmyshitpost in Sophie's choice 70s edition

Don’t kid yourself a lot of people outside the internet doesn’t have mucho love for the kidprocessor 3000 nany edition.

Saltblue, to lemmyshitpost in Comment which one is your orgasm face in the comments.

None really, I actually make a fake one which I assume it looks decent. why? I learned that women enjoy that. Add a bit of sound too.

Saltblue, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Truly inspirational

I’d probably get fatter just out of spite.

-Gets fatter

-Has heart attack

-Dies

-Friend: there it goes the fat f*****t

Saltblue, to lemmyshitpost in And I will die on this hill.

You couldn’t scroll past this meme without letting us know your music preferences, it must have been hard trying to resist the urge.

Saltblue, to lemmyshitpost in I knew it all along!

It’s not that magic doesn’t exist, it’s just that our current spells and rituals are rudimentary.

Saltblue, to memes in I never learn my lesson

The bug in the eye is a classic, I just wanted to feel the air on my face.

Saltblue, to memes in I never learn my lesson

I never understood the " I’m so badass I’m going to ride without the only thing that can prevent my skull from cracking like an egg" I guess live fast die young, but in the event you don’t die the only way we will know where your mouth is, it will be following the feeding tube.

Anyways safe rides dude.

Saltblue, to memes in Besides, I didn't get any

Ah yeah, the misery olimpics you can’t say shit because somehow their life is worse.

Saltblue, to comicstrips in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

I thought it was overly exaggerated but then I saw the generation before me, blame my generation for the problems of the world and the "decadence of society " and then I saw my generation blame the next for those exact same things. Nothing new under the sun I guess.

Saltblue, to lemmyshitpost in Customer support

Germans have a wicked sense of fashion.

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