Saltblue

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Saltblue,

I thought it was overly exaggerated but then I saw the generation before me, blame my generation for the problems of the world and the "decadence of society " and then I saw my generation blame the next for those exact same things. Nothing new under the sun I guess.

Saltblue,

None really, I actually make a fake one which I assume it looks decent. why? I learned that women enjoy that. Add a bit of sound too.

Saltblue,

Oh yeah I remember, the 20 pings and message on the chat so they can understand I’m going to engage. So they can watch me as I start the fight a almost kill the ADC, before they retreat.

Saltblue,

You couldn’t scroll past this meme without letting us know your music preferences, it must have been hard trying to resist the urge.

Saltblue,

Germans have a wicked sense of fashion.

Saltblue,

Man I love those uniforms, they practically created the aesthetic of the evil empire forces.

How do I stop a crush from developing further?

I think I got a crush on my dance instructor. Which fucking sucks for all the obvious reasons. Normally I wouldn’t be so worried. BUT I JUST HAD A GODDAMN ROMANTIC DREAM ABOUT HER. Seriously I just woke up from a dream about her confessing her love to me and me eagerly doing the same about her....

Saltblue,

The advice People give in the comments it’s absolutely funny, it reeks of people who never leaves their house, or is women giving advice or some western Buddhist bullshit about letting go.

Saltblue,

Unless they are self aware their advice is shit

Saltblue, (edited )

You have a smooth brain, don’t go exposing yourself to people. see? All this advice is garbage.

Saltblue,

What are you talking about, reptilians don’t exist

The reptilians:

Saltblue,

It’s cheaper to raise pigs, they will dispose of your body, and any body for that matter.

Saltblue,

I grew up watching Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger movies with my dad, since he monopolized the remote.

Saltblue,

Demolition man is a classic

Saltblue,

I was high everyday for 3 months approx, memory got worse, hunger suppression and actually lost weight, stopped like a month ago, no side effects, felt a little weird being sober, I think I actually like weed less now. But I know that if I did the same with alcohol I would be dead.

Saltblue,

In two days they were gone.

Saltblue,

Fine as far as I know, they got a bit irritated in the end, that is one of the reasons I stopped.

Saltblue, (edited )

I’d probably get fatter just out of spite.

-Gets fatter

-Has heart attack

-Dies

-Friend: there it goes the fat f*****t

Saltblue,

Forgot most of it because how boring it was, and then I talk with people I knew from those years and it’s always the same topics, the same histories, like they are stagnant on memories because their life peaked at highschool.

Saltblue,

Don’t kid yourself a lot of people outside the internet doesn’t have mucho love for the kidprocessor 3000 nany edition.

Saltblue, (edited )

Scientist: we discovered this thanks to your funding

Church: Nice, now shut the fuck up, you are gonna ruin the racket.

Saltblue,

Ah yeah, the misery olimpics you can’t say shit because somehow their life is worse.

Saltblue,

It’s not that magic doesn’t exist, it’s just that our current spells and rituals are rudimentary.

Saltblue,

Off course ramen is going to always be easy to cook, but ramen stops being the best choice when you start getting scurvy, and your skin is shit, and you don’t have energy.

Saltblue,

The bug in the eye is a classic, I just wanted to feel the air on my face.

Saltblue,

I never understood the " I’m so badass I’m going to ride without the only thing that can prevent my skull from cracking like an egg" I guess live fast die young, but in the event you don’t die the only way we will know where your mouth is, it will be following the feeding tube.

Anyways safe rides dude.

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