Snap crackle pop
DeaLikesTrains, Or have the fart bubble crawl into your vag where it will turn into another fart. Fartception.
doingthestuff, Girls aren’t real so this is fiction.
Thteven, 
Stamets, 
Queef^2^
ininewcrow, 
Be careful tho … that warm bubble can easily become a wet stream
be careful when you ride that brown dragon
ULS, What the fuck. I wanna try this.
_danny, It hurts kinda bad if it’s properly done. Otherwise it just tickles.
ChicoSuave, Sit on a leather chair and when you feel a fart, roll backwards to close off any escape routes and now your taint is a fart chimney!
cro_magnon_gilf, Might have to shave your ass
Smoogs, Probably a sign you should start wearing looser pants.
Skinny Jean problems.
moshtradamus666, Remember: NEVER FART ON A MAN’S BALLS
Smoogs, Then what even is the point of sex?
LinkOpensChest_wav, You’re not the boss of me
TootSweet, Just lean to one side or the other. Problem solved.
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