Humans Against Shitting
Start the new year off right and leave this bad habit behind you, it’s disgusting!
Kusimulkku, Some Lemmy advocacy does feel like this
dutchkimble, We need VaPOOrise
autokludge, (edited ) 
Pro tip - Simply eat a light meal of shirataki noodles, around 200 Cal. With any luck you can form your very own bezoar and rid yourself of this addiction for the rest of your life.
niktemadur, Like that old Kids In The Hall sketch.
“WE WILL NOT BE TYRANNIZED BY OUR BLADDERS!”
LemmyKnowsBest, I may be accidentally joining this … um… movement
because I’ve been procrastinating squeezing out a loaf I’ve had in the chamber for a couple hours
feck_it, Not much a movement then. Hopefully you got that loaf out by now.
LemmyKnowsBest, OP proposed a movement.
And I need a bowel movement.
LemmyKnowsBest, update 12 hours later I finally got it out! Yeah that was an uncomfortable 14 hours.
over_clox, I’m sorry, I’m confused. Did you get 12 or 14 slices out of your loaf?
I keep mine in one piece, ever since 2017, just in case I need an emergency loaf.
ininewcrow, 
ALL HAIL DIARRHEA!
LordOfTheChia, (edited ) There’s support groups for that.
intensely_human, I prefer Humans Against Masturbating And Shitting
dylanTheDeveloper, 
Yeah I’m a HAS-been supporter and I’m PROUD
fossphi, It’s not the shitting which annoys me, it’s the wiping. It’s frustrating and such a time waste
over_clox, Wait, you wipe? I thought 2024 was supposed to bring in anal dry cleaning…
fossphi, Born to shit, forced to wipe
original_reader, You will find a bidet to be your personal saviour.
brassorchid, 
gotta do as much disgusting shit as possible for the creepy watchers. this is what they get.
ArugulaZ, 
I always leave it behind me. That tends to happen when your digestive system ends with your backside.
TimewornTraveler, these “stop doing X” memes represent a low point for meme culture. extremely, painfully unfunny and yet ever-present
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