milk
Altofaltception, Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa
sbv, Mrs Claus?
Slovene, Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.
Twinklebreeze, The creature or something, I dunno.
kittenzrulz123, It’s knife guy
Adi2121, (edited ) Or maybe the meat worm
kittenzrulz123, Meat worm guy 🪱
MBM, Christmas guy 🪱
standard_error, Santa’s a busy, modern man. He’s probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.
DharmaCurious, 
VERY NSFW
Slovene, Also NSFW
DharmaCurious, It’s only showing me a still image, but the comments imply there’s a story here. Is there more?
Slovene,
DharmaCurious, Thanks! 13 thousand for one, dang! I’ll stick with the auto blow for now I guess. Lol
NakariLexfortaine, Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer…
LemmyKnowsBest, deleted_by_author
Honytawk, Santa survives all year on the calories he eats in a single day. Let the fat man be jolly.
Kiwi_Girl, 
Wait, I thought men could produce milk.
gmtom, 🤓
Lemminary, Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.
teegus, oh, i thought it was a the office reference
user224, 
mqs,
XTornado, I feel like the original name is good enough, Unicum, the universal cum that everybody likes.
Sanctus, 
Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa’s milk. That milk?
Cold_Brew_Enema, Gotcha covered
slaacaa, Capitalism breeds innovation
badbytes, In case Santa is bulimic?
kittenzrulz123, Santa is coming to town :3
ALavaPulsar, I get they were going for a carton shape, but that looks basically impossible to clean.
mqs,
son_named_bort, No malk? How am I supposed to get my daily recommended source of vitamin R?
fossphi, Por que no los dos
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