milk
Sanctus, 
Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa’s milk. That milk?
Cold_Brew_Enema, Gotcha covered
Altofaltception, Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa
sbv, Mrs Claus?
Slovene, Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.
Twinklebreeze, The creature or something, I dunno.
kittenzrulz123, It’s knife guy
Adi2121, (edited ) Or maybe the meat worm
kittenzrulz123, Meat worm guy 🪱
MBM, Christmas guy 🪱
standard_error, Santa’s a busy, modern man. He’s probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.
DharmaCurious, 
VERY NSFW
Slovene, Also NSFW
DharmaCurious, It’s only showing me a still image, but the comments imply there’s a story here. Is there more?
Slovene,
DharmaCurious, Thanks! 13 thousand for one, dang! I’ll stick with the auto blow for now I guess. Lol
NakariLexfortaine, Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer…
Lemminary, Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.
teegus, oh, i thought it was a the office reference
user224, 
mqs,
XTornado, I feel like the original name is good enough, Unicum, the universal cum that everybody likes.
son_named_bort, No malk? How am I supposed to get my daily recommended source of vitamin R?
kittenzrulz123, Santa is coming to town :3
slaacaa, Capitalism breeds innovation
mqs,
ALavaPulsar, I get they were going for a carton shape, but that looks basically impossible to clean.
LemmyKnowsBest, deleted_by_author
Honytawk, Santa survives all year on the calories he eats in a single day. Let the fat man be jolly.
Kiwi_Girl, 
Wait, I thought men could produce milk.
gmtom, 🤓
badbytes, In case Santa is bulimic?
fossphi, Por que no los dos
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