Lemmy glitterpost
illumrial, (edited ) I tried this and it doesn’t work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.
I’m guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.
I got my pill for free so at least I didn’t spend a bunch of money on shit.
BigDaddySlim, 
The medical examiner will get a glitter bomb when he cuts you open for autopsy
ininewcrow, 
Great way of making a permanent investment
RootBeerGuy, 
Permanent investment into future health issues.
Transporter_Room_3, 
Well, that was plastic, this is 24k leaf.
I’m not about to advocate anyone waste $450 on something like this, but from what I know of the human body and chemistry, it should survive in your stomach if you take it with food.
If someone wants to verify, you doo-doo you I guess.
Xeroxchasechase, The h’ and l’ below are making me dizzy
kamenlady, (edited ) 
It’s mostly the top of the i’ touching the end of the h’ that makes me gasp for air
rothaine, Rare vertical keming
I_Fart_Glitter, That’s way too much for glitter. Whose your glitter guy?
Pharmacokinetics, 
Blacks.
Pharmacokinetics, Yeah, the Black General Store. There is a white guy selling it.
Rootiest, (edited ) 
This seems like it would be fun to do before bringing a stool sample to the doctor or sending it to one of those labs
Phoenix3875, Or you can just, uh, add powders to the sample.
ThatFembyWho, Yeah, now imagine all the people out their panning for gold, no idea where it has been
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
The gold was inside of us all along
Maalus, Put a deposit on the pill, if you return the contents, some other person gets a pill with your gold in it. Don’t waste, recycle
Thcdenton, Aw man - wasted it on the squirts ☹
Sasha, Shlitter
Pyr_Pressure, That seems way over priced. Seems like it would be the same amount of gold you get in vials at a tourist shop for like $20
badbytes, Literally, a shit post.
balderdash9, Makes my dookie twinkle
0x4E4F, 
Well, I’ve seen people sell farts in jars, so… at least this is real gold 🤷.
sbv, Goldschläger is so much cheaper
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