unreasonabro,

Cruci-fuckin is good, but The Bible 2 was what got the laugh. That it’d really be part 3 (probably actually more like 10, those Sumerian stories seem super familiar…) is just part of the joke!

thatsTheCatch,

I thought we already had Bible 2 (new testament). Where’s Bible 3: Retribution??

Agent641,

IDK about Bible 3 but the book of mornon is the weird fanfic of the bible written by a horny 13 year old

MissJinx,
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And how are they going to improve? More infant canibalism, father rape and bestiality?

Fedizen,

Jesus will create Half horse half man genetic experiments to work as slaves for his S-corp

MeatsOfRage,
Blahaj_Blast,
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This is what I came here for

Frozzie,
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Can’t wait for the sequel “Bible Black”

SidewaysHighways,

Coming out on PS2?

pancakes,
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Is that the version where Jesus is a hot anime girl?

MightyGalhupo,

Is this an actual thing? If so, name please

TheDarksteel94,

Reminds me of “Saint Young Men” and “Drifters”. There’s a version of Jesus in both lol

kittenzrulz123,

I can’t wait for Bible 2: the game for the GBA

mypasswordis1234,
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BarrelAgedBoredom,

More jpeg please, I can still read “bible 2”

mypasswordis1234,
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BarrelAgedBoredom,

Perfect, thank you!

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