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EndHD, (edited ) oh man is there a community for this? i used to post on the quick animal facts subreddit all the time! i probably still have them saved somewhere on my desktop
edit: even though im allergic to responsibility (it makes my eyes sweat), i’ve made it. see lemm.ee/c/quickanimalfacts
edit2: !quickanimalfacts
kewwwi, 
you could be the creator
hanke, Let me know if you create the community!
EndHD, (edited )
hanke, Nice! Looking forward to see some facts!
Macaroni_ninja, 
Also they could hide on a cherry tree or something
KreekyBonez, well, I’ve never seen an elephant in a cherry tree…
supercriticalcheese, Cause they are hidden good
nieceandtows, They just never want to jump
KpntAutismus, until they get eaten by lions.
that really happens.
kewwwi, they clearly want to
FlyingSquid, 
Mostly just the sick ones and the babies. Lions generally don’t go after prey that large. They generally avoid giraffes too. They have to be pretty desperate to go after an elephant because they can’t kill it like most of their prey by either suffocation or breaking their neck.
CluckN, That’s like the elephant that learned it can block traffic and steal sugar cane out of the truck.
FlyingSquid, So can flying squid. Because if we get in trouble for it in the ocean, we can just fly away, motherfuckers.
kewwwi, so does elephants
FlyingSquid, Only Dumbo.
lugal, And even for him it’s against the laws of physics but he does it anyway for he doesn’t give a shit about laws
kewwwi, there’s no elephant police
lugal, That’s impossible! How is their society supposed to function without a police?
supercriticalcheese, Elephant society says otherwise
lugal, I hope they don’t participate in mutual aid or other anarchist terrorism because that could tear down the state!
FlihpFlorp, What if I put wings on something like a frog or amphibious creature of your choice
FlyingSquid, Good luck with that, I suppose.
CarbonIceDragon, 
what if the ones you’ve gotten in trouble with are flying fish?
FlyingSquid, We’re in cahoots.
Kolanaki, 
I’d like to see them play Mario Kart.
kewwwi, they clearly don’t want to
covert_czar, 
There’s an elephant addon in supertux kart
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