Ewwwwwwwww
cooopsspace, Whichever way you frame it, it has the same result.
Both guns you grip firmly and stuff comes shooting out the end.
Lemminary, Guise, I figured it out. Semi-automatic guns work a lot like vibrators which is why they can fire from the hip and that rubs their dick/clits while firing off a round. Think about it. This gun craze is actually a fixation on jerking off.
SuckMyWang, This is a feature not a bug
kameecoding, That joke in R&M is so good.
beth cocks shotgun and jerry goes
I wish that shotgun was my penis
And so beth goes “then I want to be ernest hemingway”, so good
GluWu, Sometimes I just sit there and give it my hands for my own pleasure. Did you ever consider that? It’s a dynamic you wouldn’t understand.
asbestos, 
For some reason Semi Automatic blah blah blah started playing in my mind
Ephera, With how horny some folks are for their gun, I’m not sure, everyone feels the same about the handjobs…
Imgonnatrythis, Imagine finding a hobby that didn’t involve deadly weapons. Maybe one where you get a little exercise or create something useful or beautiful. Ever tried knitting? It’s more bad ass than pointing and pulling triggers.
TxzK, I am anti-gun too but this is a fucking shitpost. Calm down
A_Union_of_Kobolds, Imagine getting this judgmental over a shitpost
TseseJuer, put the needle down you fucking junkie
Godric, 🇺🇸 No. 🇺🇲
kittenzrulz123, Absolutely not 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
pimento64, I dunno, craftsmanship is genuinely cool but I’m pretty sure starting a bonfire by shooting it with dragon’s breath is more badass than knitting will ever be
Sidhean, Hell yeah brother, bust out the 12ga bbq starter
notasandwich1948, if guns were a thing in Ireland that would totally be one of my hobbies, I find them quite cool from an engineering pov and shooting things is probably quite fun too.
photonic_sorcerer, 
Idk man… Guns are kinda phallic… Wouldn’t it be gay to make one shoot??
pancakes, 
You think it would be gay to make the long, hard, round, rod discharge all over the place?
photonic_sorcerer, Possibly
kittenzrulz123, Not if you have socks on
photonic_sorcerer, Oh damn, I forgot to wear socks today… ;)
kittenzrulz123, :3
steal_your_face, 
Depends if it’s your gun or someone else’s.
Lev_Astov, 
True wisdom.
moistclump, Have we tried pushing this message and seeing if it helps the mass shootings?
Empricorn, That is a gorgeous shotgun. All I got…
GluWu, I want it in my mouth uwu
Thcdenton,
bdonvr, (edited ) Suicide hotlines provide help to those in need. Contact a hotline if you need support yourself or need help supporting a friend. If you’re concerned about a friend, please encourage the person to contact a hotline as well.
United States
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org Phone: 1 800 273 TALK (8255)
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Veterans/Military Crisis Line (for active U.S. service members, veterans, and family members) www.veteranscrisisline.net Phone: 1 800 273 8255, Press 1 SMS: 838255
The Trevor Project (for LGBT youth, friends and family members) www.thetrevorproject.org Phone: 1 866 488 73865
Worldwide
Befrienders www.befrienders.org
Australia
Lifeline Australia www.lifeline.org.au Phone: 13 11 14
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Headspace www.eheadspace.org.au Phone: 1800 650 890
Austria
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TelefonSeelsorge – Notruf 142 www.telefonseelsorge.at Phone: 142 (24 Stunden täglich) Email: onlineberatung-telefonseelsorge.at (chat & mail)
Belgium
Centrum Ter Preventie Van Zelfdoding www.zelfmoord1813.be Phone: 1813
Brazil / Portugal
CVV www.cvv.org.br Phone: 188 Email: atendimento@cvv.org.br
Canada
Kids Help Phone (for youth under 20) Phone: 1 800 6686868
For people over 20, find a crisis centre that serves your area: suicideprevention.ca/…/find-a-crisis-centre
Czech Republic
Linka bezpečí www.linkabezpeci.cz Phone: 116 111
Pražská linka důvěry www.csspraha.cz/linka-duvery Phone: 222 580 697
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Linka bezpečí www.linkabezpeci.cz Phone: 116111 (děti a mládež)
Denmark
Livslinien www.livslinien.dk Phone: 70 201 201
Børne bornetelefonen.dk/ring Phone: 116 111 (Child Helpline is open daily from 11:00-23:00.)
Finland
Suomen Mielenterveysseura www.e-mielenterveys.fi/en/ Phone: 01019 5202
France
S.O.S Amitié www.sos-amitie.org Phone: 01 42 96 26 26
Germany
Telefonseelsorge www.telefonseelsorge.de Phone: 0800 111 0 111 Phone: 0800 111 0 222
Nummer gegen Kummer www.nummergegenkummer.de Phone: 0800 111 0 550 (adults) Phone: 0800 111 0 333 (children)
Greece
Klimaka NGO www.klimaka.org.gr
Suicide Help Greece www.suicide-help.gr Phone: 1018
Hong Kong
The Samaritan Befrienders Hong Kong www.help4suicide.com.hk
The Samaritan Befrienders Hong Kong www.sbhk.org.hk Phone: 2389 2222
The Samaritans Hong Kong www.samaritans.org.hk Phone: 2896 0000
Hungary
Magyar Lelki Elsősegély Telefonszolgálatok Szövetsége www.sos505.hu Phone: 116 123 Email: sos@sos505.hu
Kek Vonal Phone: 116-111
India
AASRA www.aasra.info Phone: 91-22-27546669 Phone: 91-22-27546667 Email: aasrahelpline@yahoo.com
Israel
ERAN www.eran.org.il Phone: Free call within Israel: 1201 Phone: Out of Israel: 972-76-8844400
SAHAR (Emotional support chat line)(Hebrew) www.sahar.org.il
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Italy
Telefono Azzurro www.azzurro.it Phone: 19696
Telefono Amico www.telefonoamico.it Phone: 199 284 284
Latvia
Skalbes www.skalbes.lv Phone: 371 67222922 Phone: 371 27722292
Lithuania
Lithuanian Association of Emotional Support Lines www.klausau.lt
Vaikų linija (Child line) www.vaikulinija.lt Phone: 116 111
Jaunimo linija (Youth line) www.jaunimolinija.lt/laiskai/ Phone: 8 800 28888
Vilties linija (Hope line) www.kpsc.lt/vilties_linija.html Phone: 116 123 Email: vilties.linija@gmail.com
Pagalbos moterims linija (Women’s line) www.moteriai.lt Phone: 8 800 66366 Email: pagalba@moteriai.lt
Linija Doverija (Support for Russian-speaking clients) Phone: 8 800 77277
Luxembourg
SOS Détresse – Hëllef iwwer Telefon www.454545.lu Phone: 454545
Kanner-Jugendtelefon www.kjt.lu Phone: 116 111
Netherlands
Foundation 113Online www.113online.nl Phone: 0900-113 0 113
New Zealand
National Depression Initiative www.depression.org.nz
The Lowdown www.thelowdown.co.nz Phone: 0800 111 757 SMS: 5626 Email: team@thelowdown.co.nz
Youthline www.youthline.co.nz Phone: 0800 376633 SMS: 234 Email: talk@youthline.co.nz Email: parenttalk@youthline.co.nz
Norway
Kirkens SOS www.kirkens-sos.no Phone: 815 33 300
Poland
Fundacja Dzieci Niczyje www.116111.pl/napisz Phone: 116 111
Serbia
Centar Srce www.centarsrce.org Phone: 0800 300 303 Email: vanja@centarsrce.org
Singapore
Samaritans of Singapore (SOS) samaritans.org.sg Phone: 1800 221 4444 Email: pat@samaritans.org.sg
South Africa
The South African Depression and Anxiety Group (SADAG) www.sadag.org Phone: 0800 567 567 SMS: 31393
South Korea
중앙자살예방센터 (Korea Suicide Prevention Center) www.spckorea.or.kr Phone: +82 2-2203-0053 Email: spc@spckorea.or.kr
HopeClick www.hopeclick.or.kr
보건복지부 보건복지콜센터 (Ministry of Health & Welfare Call Center) Phone: 129 (24시간 위기상담 / 24 hour hotline)
정신건강증진센터 정신건강위기상담전화 (Mental Health Center Crisis Counseling) Phone: 1577-0199 (24시간 위기상담 / 24 hour hotline)
Spain
Teléfono de la Esperanza telefonodelaesperanza.org Phone: 902500002
Sweden
Mind mind.se
Switzerland
Tel 143 - La Main Tendue – Die Dargebotene Hand – Telefono Amico www.143.ch Phone: 143
Taiwan
Taiwan Suicide Prevention Center www.tspc.tw Phone: 0800 788 995 Email: tspc-fb@tsos.org.tw
United Kingdom / Ireland
Samaritans www.samaritans.org Phone: 116 123 Email: jo@samaritans.org
Thcdenton, I been thinking about gettin a gun for my boat. I think I found it :D
Empricorn, You know what they say are the two happiest days of a boat-owners life, right? The day they buy a gun and a boat, and the day they have to shoot their boat.
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