Me IRL
colourlesspony, yes
jabathekek, 
yes
FlyingSquid, 
How did you know I was masturbating?
You totally killed the mood.
0x4E4F, 
This meme killed it for me as well, so I had to share.
FlyingSquid, Thank you, that helps bring the mood back.
Ghostalmedia, 
While reading Lemmy comments?
squid_slime, 
Can you say it again but whisper it please
tdawg,
whilereadinglemmycomments?
lowleveldata, How else?
anarchrist, Maybe being depressed is my kink, so both.
ChocoboRocket,
abstractastronaut, (edited ) 
“Beax ya mea+ ya SocI DePle+c” – A Modern Day Poet
Swedneck, 
and this kids, is why we use error correction
Ledivin, What if I just have ADHD and it’s the only way to generate dopamine anymore
tdawg, (edited ) have you met our lord and savior: rearranging your bedroom at 2am
surewhynotlem, How else am I supposed to sleep?
smuuthbrane, 
REAL TALK
Delphia, My man out here with the real questions.
Kolanaki, 
I can be two things.
MissJinx, (edited ) 
ha joke’s on you, my anti depressants don’t let me masturbate at all
colourlesspony, That sounds depressing
0x4E4F, Yeah, I need a wank.
ryannathans, Extra depressants
saltesc, Deflating at least
JusticeForPorygon, 
I’m horny because I’m depressed and need the dopamine
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
I feel like there are more choices like
Angry and need the distraction
unreachable, 
feedum_sneedson, she cute
Mycatiskai, You forgot the "I need to sleep and the post nut nap is a good way to get sleep started option.
Iron_Lynx, And maybe also, wierdly, the possibility “I need to get up and having a wank seems like a good way to get the systems starting up.”
Either way, they all fall in the category of, what I’ve come to call, the Keine Lust Fap, named so after the Rammstein song. You’re fapping, not because you’re horny, but because of other reasons.
occhionaut, i just call it “getting the lead out” lol
tdawg, morning wank always leaves me in a weird head space. Like I’m up but I dont want to do anything
Huschke, TIL that other people enjoy a good post nut sleep too.
Swedneck, honestly i just kind of figure that’s the natural sleep aid lol, especially if you’re having hanky panky with someone else and there’s some exercise involved
MaoZedongers, holy relatable
Nikls94, I was scratching my balls and one thing led to another…
1984, (edited ) 
They used to tell kids they would go blind if they do this. :)
0x4E4F, That was so wrong on so many levels if you ask me.
1984, I know… :)
0x4E4F, I think you missed a year in your username 😂.
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