Me IRL
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
I feel like there are more choices like
Angry and need the distraction
JusticeForPorygon, 
I’m horny because I’m depressed and need the dopamine
MissJinx, (edited ) 
ha joke’s on you, my anti depressants don’t let me masturbate at all
colourlesspony, That sounds depressing
0x4E4F, 
Yeah, I need a wank.
ryannathans, Extra depressants
saltesc, Deflating at least
Kolanaki, 
I can be two things.
surewhynotlem, How else am I supposed to sleep?
smuuthbrane, 
REAL TALK
Delphia, My man out here with the real questions.
Ledivin, What if I just have ADHD and it’s the only way to generate dopamine anymore
tdawg, (edited ) have you met our lord and savior: rearranging your bedroom at 2am
ChocoboRocket,
abstractastronaut, (edited ) 
“Beax ya mea+ ya SocI DePle+c” – A Modern Day Poet
Swedneck, 
and this kids, is why we use error correction
anarchrist, Maybe being depressed is my kink, so both.
FlyingSquid, 
How did you know I was masturbating?
You totally killed the mood.
0x4E4F, This meme killed it for me as well, so I had to share.
FlyingSquid, Thank you, that helps bring the mood back.
Ghostalmedia, 
While reading Lemmy comments?
squid_slime, 
Can you say it again but whisper it please
tdawg,
whilereadinglemmycomments?
lowleveldata, How else?
jabathekek, 
yes
colourlesspony, yes
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