idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar
0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Damn, he’s really enjoying it, you can tell.

theangryseal,

It’s dubstep.

Halvdan,

I’m very much not an apple fan boi, but this is interesting. Maybe someone can develop a square FOSS variant with replaceable batteries and a parallel port on the side?

Sterile_Technique,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

…I mean, ‘lol that’s a buttplug’ aside, bass is as much about feel as it is sound. An internal speaker - specifically one for bass - would probably be pretty wild to experience in more ways than just a wiggly butthole.

My biggest aversion to the product in question here would be that it’s made by Apple. :P

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

To be honest, that is exactly what crossed my mind 😂. Like, fuck, I’d try it 😂.

theangryseal,

I would say it would be a lot like the time I fell in the inner tube I was riding on the water.

Poo poo.

kaipulla,

Feel the bass up your ass.

afraid_of_zombies,

Berry White is going to get really popular soon.

Sammy,
@Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Link? Sauce? Link tho?

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sam, your son would like a word with you.

Buffalobuffalo,

Yeah I mean, I’m not not interested

variants, (edited )

Toyota can get you 900 mile range on their new ev with a butt plug, imagine what Apple can do

jalopnik.com/toyota-says-this-butt-plug-will-allo…

LEDZeppelin,

Because you know I’m all about that bass

AreaKode,

But does it make you a chess master?

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

You laugh, but remember when Apple partnered with Harmon to design these:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a0f2cfd6-5bd2-45da-9d27-b40d311189a8.jpeg

I’ll never forget my roommate saying “those look like strap ons”

moog,

I had these speakers when I was a kid! They actually sounded pretty good in my memory.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, they sounded pretty great. I think they still sell them.

lud,

Apparently they do still sell them or rather a newer revision.

www.harmankardon.com/…/HKSOUNDSTICK4WHTAM.html

While I think the original design is pretty ugly It’s still kinda cool. The fourth revision is just very ugly.

Maybe they look better in person ¯_(ツ)_/¯

noxy,
@noxy@yiffit.net avatar

I’d try it.

kittenzrulz123,

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

It’s a sad day when shitposters don’t recognize a classic copypasta

surewhynotlem,

I laughed too loud at this and now I’m trying to not explain this to the in-laws

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Hrm, maybe they would be into it, you never know…? :-P

Oh I get you - you literally don’t want to find out if they are! :-D

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Picturing Archer in the bathtub with Lana’s parents.

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