SzethFriendOfNimi,
@SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world avatar

Do your hair would be the last one

Hjalamanger,
@Hjalamanger@feddit.nu avatar

Should I check my emails while I’m taking a shower in the shower?

lugal,

No, there is a limit to multi tasking

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If there’s no limit to monitors, there’s no limit to multitasking. And there’s no limit to monitors.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7d218582-0993-4030-85c7-4be530c0db34.png

Now if only someone would develop the waterproof monitor…

IamAnonymous,

Wonder what type of graphics card they are using. My work laptop could only handle a max of 4 external monitors.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m guessing more than one. Doesn’t look like a laptop.

niktemadur,

Ok, somebody’s gotta say it and it’s gonna be me:

Yo dawg, we put a shower in your shower so you can shower while you shower.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar
usualsuspect191,

How’d you solve the last 25%?

Ross_audio,

I bought n books and I only have 100/2^^n problems left.

Rubanski,

Sounds like a “Achilles and the tortoise” problem

kender242, (edited )
@kender242@lemmy.world avatar

Zeno’s pair-a-books!

niktemadur, (edited )

So it’s like Bitcoin mining, then, halving each time.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Recursion.

I uh… might have forgotten the terminal condition, so feel free to report me for violating Rule 2 of this community - breaking the law! (of good sense):-P

Empricorn,

Thank you for your service. I wasn’t going to leave that un-posted, believe!

sugar_in_your_tea,
synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Mmmm. Soggy toast.

HonoraryMancunian,

Toast becomes soggy anyway once you eat it

Scribbd,

And now that you are showering while you are showering, you should brush your teeth while you are showering while you are showering.

Okokimup,
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

Seriously though, brushing my teeth in the shower is the best way to get me to do it.

schema,

I’ve been doing it for a while and it not only saves a lot of time, I also think i’m a lot more thorough because of it.

LogicalDrivel,
@LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz avatar

I don’t see how brushing your teeth in the shower saves time. Unless your brushing while you shampoo or something, you’re just making your shower longer, which wastes more water.

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

in other words; you can save water by doing less. nice life hack too

sizzling,

I brush my teeth after applying the conditioner in my hair. Being done brushing signifies it is time to rinse out the conditioner

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I just put my conditioner in before I wash the rest of my body, then I rinse everything off at once.

independantiste,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

The water takes like a minute to heat up here, so I start brushing my teeth while it’s heating up and I finish in the shower

kameecoding,

I finish in the shower.

is there a /c/nocontext ?

independantiste,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

oh

dejected_warp_core,

brushing your teeth in the shower

I tried this. Turns out that sonicare toothbrushes are only water resistant and will fail eventually when used in the shower every day. 0/10 Don’t recommend.

Otherwise, if you spend a lot of time daydreaming in the shower to begin with, this can save a few minutes.

jaybone,

I stand there enjoying the hot water and zoning out letting my mind wander. May as well do something useful while I’m just standing there anyway.

IamAnonymous,

Exactly. Plus I rather stand under the hot water instead of standing in the bathroom which is not as warm, in the cold weather.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Lil flippy knob at the top of the shower head to pause the water is a great water saver. You only really need the water running for like 20% of your time in the shower. I love brushing my teeth in the shower, you can get toothpaste everywhere and then just rinse it off without making a huge mess at the sink, way easier to rinse your mouth with water angled down from above than from a sink below.

fristislurper,
@fristislurper@feddit.nl avatar

I get cold just thinking about this. Turning off the shower is my least favourite part of showering. Why repeat the experience several times in one session?

I_Fart_Glitter,

Do you leave the windows open? My bathroom is so steamy and hot that I don’t notice it, it’s hard to lotion up after with all the steam still hanging around keeping my skin wet even with repeated toweling. But I take very hot showers in a very small bathroom. It’s only cold when I open the door. I do have to clean red water mold off the walls and ceiling a lot, it would probably be better to keep the place ventilated while I shower.

IamAnonymous,

No exhaust fan?

I_Fart_Glitter,

Nope. My house was built in 1915 and doesn’t have fancy things like exhaust fans, kitchen or bathroom. The bathroom didn’t have a toilet until the 1930s, it was literally just a bath room. They had an outhouse.

tdawg,

ya like what psychopath turns the water off mid shower

Empricorn,

That other commenter! Loves edging their shower, apparently…

AquaTofana,

It’s a habit I picked up in basic training. We had 50 girls to 12 shower heads, and we really didn’t get much time for all of us to shower at all in the first couple weeks (the time constraint was relaxed after a bit though)

The tooth brushing deal though I think was because our TI would find the tiniest speck of water in the sinks after lights out and absolutely lose his shit. So we only used the sinks to wash our hands, so we didn’t accidentally leave toothpaste in the bowl of the sink and miss it while cleaning up for the evening.

Either way, it’s just a habit that’s stuck with me through the years.

bajabound,

The phrase ‘waffle stomp’ was coined for a reason.

csm10495, (edited )
@csm10495@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wasn’t this a Seinfeld bit with Kramer?

mdd,

Yes. Kramer even put a garage disposal in his shower.

dan1101,

Made a salad and stuff, served it to a table of people and mentioned that he made it while showering.

kameecoding,

Whole episode around it, yes

Isoprenoid, (edited )

Source: Seinfeld

Season 9 Episode 9

Title: The Apology

Here’s a Youtube video that shows just the Kramer bits:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqkMo3nThHk

RoseRose56,
@RoseRose56@lemmy.world avatar

I came to post this one too, one of the best episodes

aard,
@aard@kyu.de avatar

Make sure you use a long extension cord to a fuse without RCD for the hair dryer, though - otherwise the constant resetting of the breaker will eat up all your time savings.

jol,

This post is dumb. Have you never seen those showers with a dozen different heads? This is super old news…

son_named_bort,

Make toast

NarrativeBear,

Going through the car wash with the windows down is really the best way to hit these all at once.

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

You should also wash the laptop while checking emails (with Windows down)

NarrativeBear,

How else do you clean a laptop of its viruses?

Thermal_shocked,

Whiskey

tdawg,

You missed the part where you zone out and replay arguments you had years ago. But this time you’re smarter and always win

Thermal_shocked,

I don’t always win, but I learn from the mistakes. Like watching football play footage lol

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