Scribbd,

And now that you are showering while you are showering, you should brush your teeth while you are showering while you are showering.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Mmmm. Soggy toast.

HonoraryMancunian,

Toast becomes soggy anyway once you eat it

sugar_in_your_tea,
synae,
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niktemadur,

Ok, somebody’s gotta say it and it’s gonna be me:

Yo dawg, we put a shower in your shower so you can shower while you shower.

OpenStars,
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usualsuspect191,

How’d you solve the last 25%?

Ross_audio,

I bought n books and I only have 100/2^^n problems left.

Rubanski,

Sounds like a “Achilles and the tortoise” problem

kender242, (edited )
@kender242@lemmy.world avatar

Zeno’s pair-a-books!

niktemadur, (edited )

So it’s like Bitcoin mining, then, halving each time.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Recursion.

I uh… might have forgotten the terminal condition, so feel free to report me for violating Rule 2 of this community - breaking the law! (of good sense):-P

Empricorn,

Thank you for your service. I wasn’t going to leave that un-posted, believe!

Hjalamanger,
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Should I check my emails while I’m taking a shower in the shower?

lugal,

No, there is a limit to multi tasking

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

If there’s no limit to monitors, there’s no limit to multitasking. And there’s no limit to monitors.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7d218582-0993-4030-85c7-4be530c0db34.png

Now if only someone would develop the waterproof monitor…

IamAnonymous,

Wonder what type of graphics card they are using. My work laptop could only handle a max of 4 external monitors.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m guessing more than one. Doesn’t look like a laptop.

SzethFriendOfNimi,
@SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world avatar

Do your hair would be the last one

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