Chicken soup
cheesymoonshadow, 
Ginger cookie
Heikki, Alfredo
BigBlackBuck, Pita or Hummus
apfelwoiSchoppen, 
Quiche
RavenFellBlade, 
I hope Meatloaf can sing…
copymyjalopy, Sigh…Pussy.
0x4E4F, 
Where is my little Pussy, come here Puss, don’t be shy 🥰.
dditty, DiGiorno
Karmanj, 5 guys
dabster291, 
oh boy, I sure hope this is referring to the popular fast food restaurant and not cannibalism!
rmuk, Why do you got to be like that? He could have just come out of a really hardcore gay club.
Or, if he’s a she, a really hardcore not-gay club.
yum_burnt_toast, 
spicy and tingly beef biang biang, shortening this name is illegal
Laticauda, Rice.
Sorgan71, prostitute
molten, Crayon
0x4E4F, How old are you? 🤨
gravitas_deficiency, Well, afaik they don’t let you enlist in the USMC until you’re 17
molten, Lmfao. I’ve got some buddies who resent that statement. Same guys who tell me the red ones taste best.
molten, Old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway can I get a HELL YEAH!
0x4E4F, The only perk to being an adult - you can do shit kids get yelled at without anyone yelling at you 😂.
jawa21, First thing I did when I moved out was eat an entire roll of cookie dough.
Pacmanlives, Found the Marine
guiguinofake, Thinkpad clitoris
Thcdenton, What are you a fuckin parrot?
guiguinofake, Dude that’s a prejudice, have some respect
rmuk, The industry standard term for it is the Thipple.
DrSleepless, Why did you eat it off the thinkpad?
guiguinofake, I use arch
moldyringwald, 
Generic ez cheese
DudeImMacGyver, 
Oreos and milk
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