Chicken soup
surewhynotlem, Puppy!
0x4E4F, 
You mean 小狗.
surewhynotlem, No. I’m an American and I eat dogs.
0x4E4F, Then why name him? 🤷
Sotuanduso, A good dish always has a name.
0ops, When I was a kid we had a goat named “Steak”
0x4E4F, Wow… planning his end from a child… that’s just cruel…
0ops, Tbf, we sort of inheretted him from a neighbor with that name. Not that he knew his name. Still got butchered, but he lived to be pretty old for a goat, way older than most meat goats would live. He played, climbed shit, fucked, all the good stuff.
0x4E4F, Well, at least he had a good life 🤷… can’t argue there.
empireOfLove2, 
Cock
0x4E4F, Well, at least you’re honest 🤷.
Hotdogman, Wait, I think they ate it. Bobbitt style.
wheeldawg, Well, at least they’re honest.
guiguinofake, Thinkpad clitoris
Thcdenton, What are you a fuckin parrot?
guiguinofake, Dude that’s a prejudice, have some respect
rmuk, The industry standard term for it is the Thipple.
DrSleepless, Why did you eat it off the thinkpad?
guiguinofake, I use arch
copymyjalopy, Sigh…Pussy.
0x4E4F, Where is my little Pussy, come here Puss, don’t be shy 🥰.
molten, Crayon
0x4E4F, How old are you? 🤨
gravitas_deficiency, Well, afaik they don’t let you enlist in the USMC until you’re 17
molten, Lmfao. I’ve got some buddies who resent that statement. Same guys who tell me the red ones taste best.
molten, Old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway can I get a HELL YEAH!
0x4E4F, The only perk to being an adult - you can do shit kids get yelled at without anyone yelling at you 😂.
jawa21, First thing I did when I moved out was eat an entire roll of cookie dough.
Pacmanlives, Found the Marine
lemmydripzdotz123, Potato Soup. Nickname Potato.
PR3CiSiON, Nickname Potat.
potat, I agree.
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
Obviously biased.
paddirn, Your Mom’s Pussy
0x4E4F, (edited ) Hope she likes it, really… like I know she hasn’t been ate since my dad died 😔.
rmuk, Time to step up.
variants, Is that what she’s told you
molten, Momma ain’t no cheater
0x4E4F, Meeh, even if she is, knowing my dad, she had a good reason.
molten, This is going too deep
variants, Is that what she said
duplexsystem, Goldfish
ButWhatDoesItAllMean, Took me a second to realize you meant the crackers 😂
RoverRacecar, Brick
SirHery, ಠ_ಠ
0x4E4F, Mmm, crunchy.
owatnext, Arsenic.
c0mbatbag3l, 
Aw he dead.
0x4E4F, You’re probably gonna have to give him up for adoption.
Karmanj, 5 guys
dabster291, 
oh boy, I sure hope this is referring to the popular fast food restaurant and not cannibalism!
rmuk, Why do you got to be like that? He could have just come out of a really hardcore gay club.
Or, if he’s a she, a really hardcore not-gay club.
Justas, 
Biscuit
It’s a great name.
coffeebiscuit, Thank you.
vegaquake, Motor oil
OneWomanCreamTeam, Poor dog is gonna get name cock 🥺
0x4E4F, Wow, didn’t know anyone actually ate roosters.
RIP_Cheems, 
“WE DONT WASTE FOOD IN THIS HOUSE”
0x4E4F, (edited ) I’m sure the 2 weeks old leftovers were tasty.
Outtatime, 
Pussy
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