I'm monster pilled, hbu
Jackcooper, Red bull also jumped from space
Monster marketing also involves stickers on pick up truck cabs and for some reason some tattoos
Needs more rock star, the energy drink you associate with cigarettes and wife beaters
pantyhosewimp, My local gas station only had Red Bull with 80 mg caffeine. All the other brands were giant cans with 200 mg. I needed a boost but didn’t want jittery no-sleep levels of caffeine
EvokerKing, Monster energy dropped Mercedes AMG petronas team for McLaren this year btw.
sherlockholmez, I think they still personally sponsor LH, though.
awwwyissss, But doctor, why am I having all these health problems!?
trashgirlfriend, No worries, just have another can of delicious Monster Energy Pipeline Punch UwU
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iesou, youtu.be/RPKus1FuV-o?si=8KH_pHhtDE8uaqrH
Red Bull also releases these offensive weird ads that play during sports events.
RIPandTERROR, 
Don’t see how that’s offensive. It’s actually a pretty clever commercial referencing the portrait “Venus”
Thcdenton, Ah yes, Lewis Hamilton, the most kawaii of waifus.
squid_slime, 
Wouldn’t touch it, branded drinks are grim
Ilovethebomb, Everyone I have known who drank Monster has been greasy and covered in pimples. All but one was overweight at least.
LemmyIsFantastic, (edited ) Really not nice to speak about your mother like that. Don’t be angry, you’ll make friends eventually !
femboy_bird, huh, everyone i know who drinks monsters has either been a girl with an eating disorder or a femboy
jabathekek, 
Water pilled tbh
squid_slime, Yep
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