tkk13909,

What does man touch do?

ngn,
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0x4E4F, (edited )
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  • The creepy pedo command can be used on any file, except PDF.

Regarding the rest, I think I have to call 911.

nandeEbisu,

How do you exit vim, and more importantly why would you even want to exit vim?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

You click on the X button. You’re done doing whatever it is you people do in this so called “vim”, and you close it, simple.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Why is Windows playing nice with Linux nowadays?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

What do you mean by nice, it doesn’t play nice at all, check all the “😭😭😭 Windows update broke GRUB” threads.

GregorTacTac,
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

What’s a fork?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s an eating utensil.

GregorTacTac,
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

How is Android a “fork” of Linux then?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Linux is an eating ustensil for Android… I don’t get the confusin.

GregorTacTac,
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

So I eat android with Linux? Sounds about right

JargonWagon,

This post and your replies are amazing.

How can I Linux?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

You can Linux with your frineds, with your coworkers, with your gf/wife/mistress… just about anyone that knows what a gagball and a buttplug is, but would like to take that experience to another level.

JargonWagon,

Perfect response as always. Thank you. Hearing about my friend’s job having some difficulties where there was some update on a Linux based device at stores and it’s causing all sorts of issues at the stores. I’m sure he would agree with your statement right now.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Meeh…shit happens, I know what it’s like as well 🤷. To the best of luck to your friend, may he troubleshoot without distractions… or some, from time to time, just to clear his head 😉.

GarlicToast,

What’s the effect of having rust in the kernel?

Nuage,

The code is less readable

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

You have to disassemble it, clean the rust, assemble it back and put some extra oil in it so it doesn’t get rusty again.

AwkwardTurtle,

How many boot loaders do I need to boot the loader?

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

42

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

To boot the load, you only need one bootloader, and that is your prostate. Have no idea how women boot the load.

mvirts,

What does the X stand for?

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

X is short for X-Rated. No person under the age of 18 is supposed to use X. Of course, this doesn’t mean that there are no documented cases of minors using X, which has seriously affected their mental health.

Batman,

If you cat a log, what would tail report?

b3an,
@b3an@lemmy.world avatar

Hey! I just saw the end of that!

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

First, you don’t “cat a log”, you “cut a log”. Second, tail will report that you’re not in the sudoers group.

WarpedCarrot,

Zast ruley?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I have no idea who that is…

ma1w4re,

Under Ubuntu based distros, which package fixes Clangs ability to find C++ headers in Vscode

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

The clang-find-cpp-headers-in-vscode-dev package.

ma1w4re,

close, its libstdc+±12-dev 😔

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, some distros have the acronym instead of the full name.

Vytle,

Is it pronounced 'Sue-Due" or “Pseudo”?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s pronounced "su-mo”.

voodooattack,

Nano or vim?

0x4E4F, (edited )
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AlijahTheMediocre,

Who is Linus and why does he Torvalds

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ah, that’s a interesting story actually.

See, when he was a little kid, he fell a lot on his head and had quite a few concussions. The Swedish word for concussion is “torva”, so they decided to change his sirname in order to scare the concussion daemons away. And that’s why Linus can Toldvalds and why he’s the only one that can Torvalds.

Minnels,

As a Swedish person i just learned a new word.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Glad I could help 😊.

spez,

Wait, isn’t he Finnish?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

No, I think he’s Swedish, he just studied in Finland.

MonkeMischief,

You could say he Finnished his studies. 😎

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