marcos,

Hum… Ok.

Why does systemd have a directory of active scripts if it needs to activate the scripts on its internal configuration too?

McMonkyNSFW,

Ever since the strike ended, the Directors can greenlight any script they want.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Why do birds fly? Only god knows…

possiblylinux127,

Because that’s how it was designed

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can Linux be used as a sex toy?

Hellmo_Luciferrari,
southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Jfc!

unlawfulbooger,

If you want to hear someone talk about penetration testing (heh) these things:

DEF CON 27: Adventures in smart buttplug penetration testing (semi-NSFW obviously)

Artyom,

Good thing it’s written in rust. Memory leaks and race conditions are my two biggest fears while buttplug shopping.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes.

sunoc,
@sunoc@sh.itjust.works avatar

What should I do to use shared-memory communication from user-space on an immutable system?

possiblylinux127,

It should be fine

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

You should try and download some RAM from the user-space. Regarding the system, you should really switch to a muted one, I was extatic when my system stopped bitching all the time.

stoicmaverick,

There’s an EMACS plug-in for this

pelotron,
@pelotron@midwest.social avatar

What does L.I.N.U.X. stand for?

foggianism,

Linear user experience.

tourist, (edited )
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

Linux
Is
Not
Unix
Xylophone

unreachable,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar
0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Linus Is Nuts, Use Xtreme caution.

Bhaelfur,
@Bhaelfur@lemmy.world avatar

What are the advantages of pacman?

possiblylinux127,

None

SoggyBread,

He eats all the pellets i dropped on the ground and can get rid of ghosts

makunamatata,

Also makes cute sounds and blinks on special occasions

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, you have only 4 controls for him, up, down, left, right, whereas, let’s say Mario, also has fire and jump, so that’s 2 controls more, which makes pacman simpler, thus faster.

thecrotch,

It’s free and open source, unlike Microsoft’s proprietary Ms. Pacman

key,
@key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

Why is it that ever since upgrading Fedora I need to restart the pipewire daemon every time I plug/unplug headphones or else media freezes?

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Because you also need to install Trenchcoat for it to work

chaotic_disorganizer,

Something similar is happening to me on Manjaro. Semms the newest pipewire update made it so it doesn’t auto-route devices to the main sound output anymore…

Pelicanen,

One thing that works for me on Pop OS is to switch audio device in the settings, it’s like the buffer gets filled up and switching device flushes it.

possiblylinux127,

Have you checked the logs?

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Because the sound goes through pipes and you need to let them rest, otherwise they might burst from the sound pressure.

Psychodelic,

Hmm… well that makes actually a lot of sense. Thanks!

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Join me for my TempleOS AMA next week 👍.

cmgvd3lw, (edited )

Was linux created by linus tech tips?

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

No it was created by his good twin Linux tech tips

Steamymoomilk,

this weeks episode is why you should compile everything from source

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Because… what sane person doesn’t…

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Who waits for family reunion?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes… most probably.

acockworkorange,

Linux sex tips

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar
sleen,

What’s the cp command?

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar
brckd,

it sends your files directly to the communist party of china

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It does creepy pedo things on your files.

acockworkorange,

Except for PDF files, they’re kindred spirits.

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes, they’re the only exception, though there are efforts to get them working with the cp command.

half_built_pyramids,

Op isn’t answering shit

Just like Linux

Strider,

Return code 0 is good.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

sh.itjust.works was having issues.

ryannathans,

The irony

victorz,

It works like shit

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It really does 😂.

To be fair, it’s free, so I can’t complain 🤷… and it doesn’t happen often… like once every few hours…

DarkDarkHouse,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

sh.itbarely.works

mexicancartel,

Shit.just.wont.works.most.of.the.time.but.not.every.time

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Exactly!

poinck,

What is flatpak?

possiblylinux127,

A packaging format for linux

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

You sure you don’t know anything about Linux 🤨?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

A really flat pancake.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

A flapjack is a comic character

stoicmaverick,

It’s a type of Kool-Aid that everybody’s been drinking recently

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

My appoligies, this answer is more correct than mine.

possiblylinux127,
Tenthrow,
@Tenthrow@lemmy.world avatar

Actually it’s GNU/Linux. Just kidding. I am not that guy.

pineapplelover,

Aktually it’s GNU+Linux

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Actually you are not that gnu

makunamatata,

Which one is it?

“Ask me anything about it and I’ll try to answer”

OR

“Ask me anything about IT and I’ll try to answer”

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Take your pick, I’m feeling generous today.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

The clown

makunamatata, (edited )

Touché! I was thinking Information Technology, but you win with Pennywise twist.

https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/871d264a-c0d3-48f7-8873-4f5715627209.png

moonburster,

What do I do if I accidentally remove grub

Prunebutt,

You go hungry

stoicmaverick,

You become a happier person.

thisfro,

What is the best init system?

stoicmaverick,

It’s the title of my personal book of pick up lines.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

The system that lets you in it.

thisfro,

Absolutely true!

kurumin,
@kurumin@linux.community avatar

Ngl this is a good one for real

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Truly. My favorite is OpenRC though.

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