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Blinchik, 
What is GNOME?
Cicraft, A midget
loudWaterEnjoyer, 
Blinchik, So thats how linux works, thx
loudWaterEnjoyer, Yes, there is a little colony of gnomes sitting inside the machine. They are the ones doing all the heavy calculations. The bitcoin boom burned out so many of them it’s a total disaster. Currently you could consider them kind if endangered I guess.
0x4E4F, 
Correct!
ikidd, 
The reason the Year of the Linux Desktop never happened.
Stewbs, 
The Gnomish truth
pewgar_seemsimandroid, what is cinnamon forked from?
Cicraft, Cinnamon trees
VinesNFluff, 
The community told me that using Arch would turn me into a cute femboy. It’s been a decade and I’m still as large and hairy as I was back then.
My question is who should I sue for this false advertisement?
IHateFacelessPorn, Oh fk now thinking about it, me starting to use an Arch based distro and starting going to laser epilation pretty much happened at the same time period. Save me…
0x4E4F, Can I interest you in showing you the ways of our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ?
0x4E4F, (edited ) Linus. He is responsible for making Linux, in general, so Arch had to use that kernel. If Linux never existed, you might’ve naturally become a femboy.
Gingernate, Linus, as in tech tips right?
0x4E4F, No, Linus as in sex tips.
Gingernate, Hahahahahahaha I can’t imagine tech tips Linus or torvalds linus having any good sex tips 😂😂😂
0x4E4F, Well, for people that don’t have any sex tips, they sure are good at fucking around with us.
Pwnmode, I installed arch last night and woke up with nail polish on.
bhamlin, Sorry, this is a kerning issue. Cute FERNboy.
Nerrad, 
Why do so many nerds say my sister Vi is their favorite?
bhamlin, Because she’s cuter than your other sister, Emacs.
0x4E4F, Because the V version was a complete disaster… please don’t remind me of that.
uis, 
Is this anime chat? How to patch KDE2 under FreeBSD?
0x4E4F, You put some duct tape to patch it, duh.
WeLoveCastingSpellz, (edited ) Why not systemd?
0x4E4F, The name says it all, systemd is short for system dumpster-on-fire.
WeLoveCastingSpellz, oooo conroversial
HarryS, (edited ) You should be asking why systemd
WeLoveCastingSpellz, mah systemd is fine
dipshit, Wanna fsck?
0x4E4F, Yes. If you’re a guy, you’ll have to wear makeup.
reverendsteveii, what if we just finger and mount?
0x4E4F, (edited ) How about touch?
reverendsteveii, that costs extra
0x4E4F, I’ll take it!
GregorTacTac, (edited ) 
What’s openSUSE? Is closedSUSE its cousin?
0x4E4F, Closed suse is the “gay, but still can’t admit to his parrents” version of opensuse.
Octopus1348, 
What does
sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-rootdo? I found it on some sketchy article.
0x4E4F, It removes the root from the apple tree in Eden and saves Eve from making the first sin, humanity being banished from heaven and all that.
AlijahTheMediocre, Who is Linus and why does he Torvalds
0x4E4F, (edited ) Ah, that’s a interesting story actually.
See, when he was a little kid, he fell a lot on his head and had quite a few concussions. The Swedish word for concussion is “torva”, so they decided to change his sirname in order to scare the concussion daemons away. And that’s why Linus can Toldvalds and why he’s the only one that can Torvalds.
Minnels, As a Swedish person i just learned a new word.
0x4E4F, Glad I could help 😊.
spez, Wait, isn’t he Finnish?
0x4E4F, No, I think he’s Swedish, he just studied in Finland.
MonkeMischief, You could say he Finnished his studies. 😎
voodooattack, Nano or vim?
0x4E4F, (edited ) Nano because Vim is a cleaning aid.
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/23b6caa2-b74c-45d0-8698-0ced88ab074a.jpeg
Vytle, Is it pronounced 'Sue-Due" or “Pseudo”?
0x4E4F, It’s pronounced "su-mo”.
ma1w4re, Under Ubuntu based distros, which package fixes Clangs ability to find C++ headers in Vscode
0x4E4F, The
clang-find-cpp-headers-in-vscode-devpackage.
ma1w4re, close, its libstdc+±12-dev 😔
0x4E4F, Yeah, some distros have the acronym instead of the full name.
WarpedCarrot, Zast ruley?
0x4E4F, I have no idea who that is…
Batman, If you cat a log, what would tail report?
b3an, 
Hey! I just saw the end of that!
0x4E4F, (edited ) First, you don’t “cat a log”, you “cut a log”. Second, tail will report that you’re not in the sudoers group.
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