mvirts,

What does the X stand for?

0x4E4F, (edited )
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X is short for X-Rated. No person under the age of 18 is supposed to use X. Of course, this doesn’t mean that there are no documented cases of minors using X, which has seriously affected their mental health.

AwkwardTurtle,

How many boot loaders do I need to boot the loader?

GladiusB,
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42

0x4E4F, (edited )
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To boot the load, you only need one bootloader, and that is your prostate. Have no idea how women boot the load.

GarlicToast,

What’s the effect of having rust in the kernel?

Nuage,

The code is less readable

0x4E4F, (edited )
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You have to disassemble it, clean the rust, assemble it back and put some extra oil in it so it doesn’t get rusty again.

JargonWagon,

This post and your replies are amazing.

How can I Linux?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

You can Linux with your frineds, with your coworkers, with your gf/wife/mistress… just about anyone that knows what a gagball and a buttplug is, but would like to take that experience to another level.

JargonWagon,

Perfect response as always. Thank you. Hearing about my friend’s job having some difficulties where there was some update on a Linux based device at stores and it’s causing all sorts of issues at the stores. I’m sure he would agree with your statement right now.

0x4E4F,
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Meeh…shit happens, I know what it’s like as well 🤷. To the best of luck to your friend, may he troubleshoot without distractions… or some, from time to time, just to clear his head 😉.

GregorTacTac,
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What’s a fork?

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s an eating utensil.

GregorTacTac,
@GregorTacTac@lemm.ee avatar

How is Android a “fork” of Linux then?

0x4E4F,
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Linux is an eating ustensil for Android… I don’t get the confusin.

GregorTacTac,
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So I eat android with Linux? Sounds about right

ICastFist,
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Why is Windows playing nice with Linux nowadays?

0x4E4F,
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What do you mean by nice, it doesn’t play nice at all, check all the “😭😭😭 Windows update broke GRUB” threads.

nandeEbisu,

How do you exit vim, and more importantly why would you even want to exit vim?

0x4E4F,
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You click on the X button. You’re done doing whatever it is you people do in this so called “vim”, and you close it, simple.

ngn,
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  • how do i use cp
  • how do i kill all children of a parent
  • how do i remove orphans
0x4E4F, (edited )
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  • The creepy pedo command can be used on any file, except PDF.

Regarding the rest, I think I have to call 911.

tkk13909,

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