Octopus1348, What does
sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
do? I found it on some sketchy article.
0x4E4F, It removes the root from the apple tree in Eden and saves Eve from making the first sin, humanity being banished from heaven and all that.
GregorTacTac, (edited ) What’s openSUSE? Is closedSUSE its cousin?
0x4E4F, Closed suse is the “gay, but still can’t admit to his parrents” version of opensuse.
dipshit, Wanna fsck?
0x4E4F, Yes. If you’re a guy, you’ll have to wear makeup.
reverendsteveii, what if we just finger and mount?
0x4E4F, (edited ) How about touch?
reverendsteveii, that costs extra
0x4E4F, I’ll take it!
WeLoveCastingSpellz, (edited ) Why not systemd?
0x4E4F, The name says it all, systemd is short for system dumpster-on-fire.
WeLoveCastingSpellz, oooo conroversial
HarryS, (edited ) You should be asking why systemd
WeLoveCastingSpellz, mah systemd is fine
uis, Is this anime chat? How to patch KDE2 under FreeBSD?
0x4E4F, You put some duct tape to patch it, duh.
Nerrad, Why do so many nerds say my sister Vi is their favorite?
bhamlin, Because she’s cuter than your other sister, Emacs.
0x4E4F, Because the V version was a complete disaster… please don’t remind me of that.
VinesNFluff, The community told me that using Arch would turn me into a cute femboy. It’s been a decade and I’m still as large and hairy as I was back then.
My question is who should I sue for this false advertisement?
IHateFacelessPorn, Oh fk now thinking about it, me starting to use an Arch based distro and starting going to laser epilation pretty much happened at the same time period. Save me…
0x4E4F, Can I interest you in showing you the ways of our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ?
0x4E4F, (edited ) Linus. He is responsible for making Linux, in general, so Arch had to use that kernel. If Linux never existed, you might’ve naturally become a femboy.
Gingernate, Linus, as in tech tips right?
0x4E4F, No, Linus as in sex tips.
Gingernate, Hahahahahahaha I can’t imagine tech tips Linus or torvalds linus having any good sex tips 😂😂😂
0x4E4F, Well, for people that don’t have any sex tips, they sure are good at fucking around with us.
Pwnmode, I installed arch last night and woke up with nail polish on.
bhamlin, Sorry, this is a kerning issue. Cute FERNboy.
pewgar_seemsimandroid, what is cinnamon forked from?
Cicraft, Cinnamon trees
Blinchik, What is GNOME?
Cicraft, A midget
loudWaterEnjoyer,
Blinchik, So thats how linux works, thx
loudWaterEnjoyer, Yes, there is a little colony of gnomes sitting inside the machine. They are the ones doing all the heavy calculations. The bitcoin boom burned out so many of them it’s a total disaster. Currently you could consider them kind if endangered I guess.
0x4E4F, Correct!
ikidd, The reason the Year of the Linux Desktop never happened.
Stewbs, The Gnomish truth
latca, What is a bootloader and why would anyone want to load boots?
BleatingZombie, You load your boots after installing Java in the the morning
0x4E4F, Cuz… where else are you gonna put your load 🤨…
sounddrill, Ayo? 🤨
0x4E4F, No no no, you have to stir it to become ayo.
jaschen, So someone suggested to me that Linux is amazing for gaming.
I decided to split boot and installed Mint and attempted to play Forza Horizon 5. It literally runs like a potato. Also my Logitech steering wheel doesn’t work and has major input lag.
Since you know so little about Linux, my question is what are you having for dinner?
0x4E4F, Have no idea, still haven’t had breakfast…
AProfessional, I don’t use a wheel but FH5 does work well here.
jaschen, I think my Nvidia mobile 3070ti card is being funky. I think I got it to run better after trying some ideas online, but there are lag spikes and the steering wheel still didn’t work. Just deleted Mint and decided against Linux gaming for now
AProfessional, FWIW i played it on Linux launch week on a 3080, it actually crashed less than on my Windows install. But that’s fair there are a lot of variables that could cause issues.
nogrub, i gues you use an laptop with that i guess you have an integrated gpu and one for offloading that leads to my question do you use prime-run ?
jaschen, I was getting Prime-run not found. I forgot what else I did, but finally got it working. The lag spikes made it a bit unplayable esp since this setup is for my dedicated racing simulator.
0x4E4F, No questions on how to exit vim 🤔 🤨?
Crashumbc, I haven’t used vim since collage (I’m currently a aarp member) isn’t it “cntrl-x” ?
ReveredOxygen, that is nano
Crashumbc, Pretty sure nano didn’t exist in 93’ oh well
gentooer, But pico did and nano is built to emulate pico.
loudWaterEnjoyer, Because the people are stuck in VIM
bhamlin, (edited ) From another terminal:
ps ax | grep vim | awk ‘{print $1}’ | xargs – kill -9
nogrub, the only way to exit vim is to unplug your pc
0x4E4F, Correct!
rxin, How do I exit vmacs?? my coworker must have played s joke on me
0x4E4F, You press the X button.
FangedWyvern42, What does sudo apt-get do?
0x4E4F, The Asynchronious Packaging Template simply collects shit from other people that were kind enough to make that shit for apt. The get part is recursive, it tries numerious times till it gets what it wants.
Hazrod, Why do Linux users hate Nvidia?
0x4E4F, Because Nvidia hates Linux users. They’re just returning the favor.
Tartas1995, That is surprisingly accurate
VinesNFluff, That’s literally just correct. Are you sure you don’t know your Linux lore?
0x4E4F, I know nothing!
Evil_Shrubbery, What’s the penguins name?
0x4E4F, Lemmy.
Evil_Shrubbery, Lemmy Kowalski, the famous musician-engineer??
0x4E4F, No, Lemmy Kilmister.
pewgar_seemsimandroid, no
Resol, Wait, I plan on entering the music industry too, with the exact username that I use on this site. What if people accuse me of copying Mr Kilmister? Am I gonna be remembered as an absolute piece of shi-
0x4E4F, You can always catch them off guard by using the Lemmy logo as an avatar 😉.
Resol, Yeah, no.
The avatar I’m currently using is actually related to my username in one way or another. Just do a reverse image search, and then spell the first word of my username backwards and you’ll understand what I mean.
So I’m basically a loser from the fediverse.
0x4E4F, Well, you’d be the first loser musician, I can tell you that much 👍.
Resol, 👍
Evil_Shrubbery, Yes, that was the “musician” part of the reference. The engineer part was to bring it back to bird form.
Threeme2189, Cardigan
Really_long_toes, Pingu?
ICastFist, Noot noot motherfucker
loudWaterEnjoyer, Tux
Evil_Shrubbery, Short for Tuxiodore? Tuxilliansen? Tuxander the Great?
loudWaterEnjoyer, (T)orvalds (U)ni(X)
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