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Fosheze, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often

Odds are you can just send a "null" key instead of "." And it will still work just as well without actually typing anything. I used to do the same thing to keep an application active at my old job. It was nice because even when it was active I could still use the computer like normal without stopping the script.

AbsurdityAccelerator,

Toggling Scroll Lock on and off every five seconds is what I do. This way I can see the little light on the keyboard to confirm the script is running.

dystop,
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There used to be an app called Caffeine which, if I remember correctly, would trigger the F13 key, which is coded into the kayboard standard but rarely exists on keyboards (and hence acts as a de facto "null" key).

gibbedygook, in [REPOST] Super extra spicy fried chicken

I like my spice, but too much of it and it overwhelms everything else. Gotta have a balance.

KnittingTrekker, in "Don't touch my bag!" OK, I'll do exactly that!
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This is actually a pretty good story, I can feel the second hand satisfaction!

darcy, (edited )

Thank you. I tried to make it short and interesting. I've got more stories, maybe I should share those too.

asjmcguire,
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Oh for the love of god please do! The world is burning, we need something to smile about!

gibbedygook,

You gotta do it!

KnittingTrekker,
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Absolutely you should!

average650, in Follow the expense policy to the letter, he said.
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They spend so much time trying to add red tape to stop abuses, they hurt those who are looking out for the good of everyone.

eyy,

I thought the HR director was being especially ridiculous, because I wasn't paid by the hour. Also I had to rush to complete stuff after the meeting anyway, so there was zero chance I could have slacked off in those two days.

c2h6,

But muh policies!!

gibbedygook,

Corporate life 101.

KnittingTrekker, in Follow the expense policy to the letter, he said.
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Tale as old as time, lose a dollar to save a penny

MrVilliam,

I always say "they're stepping over dollars to pick up pennies." Similar, but I like to point out that they're exerting extra energy and reducing profits in one fell swoop.

eyy, (edited )

except in this case, it was "lose a dollar by refusing to... save a dime?".

PottedPlant,
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My brain wanted 'dime' not penny.

KnittingTrekker,
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I'm not a native English speaker, so I probably messed up the saying 😅

PottedPlant,
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Don't worry it makes sense either way, but you were one word away from a short rhyme.

KnittingTrekker,
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OMG, you're right! Now I'm disappointed in myself for not seeing it lmao

Dima,

'Dime' is American, I'd say penny is more international. There's a saying in the UK: "penny wise, pound foolish", I'm sure there's plenty or regional variations of this in different countries.

gibbedygook,

lose a dollarydoo to save a centarydoo.

wotsit_sandwich, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how

I love this kind of justified pettiness. I am pretty petty myself, and its something that I guess is a supposed bad quality, but it can be so much fun.

eee, in [REPOST] You might like to back up that decision...

a pastor who doesn't want anyone to see the contents of their hard drive... more red flags there than a Soviet parade

HamsterRage,

Perhaps, although a pastor is likely to have legitimate confidential information about parishioners.

no_kill_i,

Nah, where I work (and where we all work, teally) we have legitimate confidential information about our customers... that the appropriate employees can access appropriately. That's not an abnormal use case.

Definitely has something to hide, especially if he's formatting his computer every time he has a "problem". Not that data can't be recovered after a format anyway.

eee,

That's fair.

eee, in Can't go to the bathroom more than once per class? OK, I'll just stand outside the classroom.

even prisoners get to go to the bathroom lol. some teachers are just weird

c2h6,

Some teachers like their power trip.

teamevil,

Not Amazon warehouse employees, they're tracked and rely on Gatorade bottles.

eee,

oh yeah that's bullshit too.

RomeCallen, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how

that is really fkn funny

kadu,
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/r/apple could've only allowed discussions about fruit.

But instead they decided to return to normal operations - they're in the group of mods unreasonably afraid of losing their position as mods, which is honestly quite bizarre.

I understand building a community and wanting to keep at it (I moderated 3 large Brazilian subreddits) but at this point, you just want the title - because you've already lost control, trust, and quality.

dystop,
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they’re in the group of mods unreasonably afraid of losing their position as mods, which is honestly quite bizarre

Not thaat bizarre. People like being in positions of power.

ergifruit,

you mean a subreddit made to bootlick a corporate entity is bootlicking a corporate entity? woah

JshKlsn,
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Mods of anything to do with Apple should be in most support. Spez specifically came after the developer of the most popular iOS app.

I guess they don't care as long as they can still put that they moderate a popular Apple subreddit on their resume lol

LillianVS, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how
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This is the way, we did it... - u/spez

Aviandelight, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how
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Omg I really hope some of those pictures make it over here.

kiwifoxtrot,
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You have the power to create the first lemmy community for this purpose.

Aviandelight,
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Get thee behind me Satan. It's 3 am, I have insomnia and I might just be sleep deprived enough to do it. 😂

dystop,
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maybe we need a johnoliverpics community...

daniele, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often

How did they track it? Does Teams/Slack have a special way to report that?

KingCrimson, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often

I've sort of been worried about this at my new software dev position but I work at a small enough company that I think as long as I get results they don't give a single shit, but it's still in the back of my mind

SomeWeeb, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often

I wound up installing the "Move Mouse" software to keep Microsoft Teams active. Seems to do the trick.

I used to show up as idle a lot because I have communications stuff like Teams on my (very slow, old, underpowered) work-owned laptop, and I do my actual work from my home PC. So the more I'm working, the less likely I am to show up as being active on Teams. But managers don't understand logic. They only understand a little green check next to your name. So... Move Mouse it is.

spike,
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I used to do the same, with the exact piece of software, when I was a contractor for a big enterprise that didn't give me sh*t to do.

Even after asking multiple times for some assignments and integrating myself into the daily standups, manager meetings and made myself "part of the team" as much as possible, they didn't use me or my skills.

So naturally I went Eff that and just didn't care anymore. Whenever someone had an assignment for me to do, I'd get the job done in no time and go back to "busy idling"

dystop,
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Some places don't let you install your own software, you're lucky!

SomeWeeb,

I'm sure it'll only be a matter of time before they realize their oversight though. So thank you in advance for the powershell script ;)

lixus98, in Won't let me use someone else's (free) rewards card? No problem, i'll make you sign me up for another card!
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Oh my, I wish I could've seen the face of the cashier when you told her the info was fake

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