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roofuskit, in [REPOST] You might like to back up that decision...
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And it's that day that Mr. Chairman and his Pastor friend lost their massive CP collection.

dystop,
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given their reaction, i'm sure that was it.

"DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I SPENT CURATING ALL THIS - er, nevermind"

preciouspupp, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often

Have you thought about getting a… checks notes… “mouse juggler”?

fennec,
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I think OP should really get a, what were those damn things called again? Ah, mouse jiggler!

dystop,
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PixxlMan,

Jiggle. Mouse jiggler.

JollyBrancher,
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dystop,
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PiedPipetter,

As a fed, anything plugged into a port is automatically logged and checked, and can result in a nastygram or more serious infraction. We periodically get emails about inappropriate connections - we can't even use the USB to charge our work phones.

Then came the email that told us they knew about X instances of mouse jigglers and told us to cut it out. I wonder if managers got notified.

dystop,
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you can always make a manual one and have a separate gadget moving your mouse physically. that can't be detected.

PiedPipetter,

Luckily my boss and colleagues all recognize Teams limitations on the idle status and we just get our work done. I'm not going to attempt to game it - but then I work when I say I'm working and the job gets done, so management isn't breathing down our necks about idle status.

evistre,

You can buy USB-powered manual mouse jigglers. Just plug it into something that isn't your work PC. Set your work mouse on top. Voila.

New_account,

In the early days of the pandemic, I got a low-tech version of that: I had one of those electric desk fans that move from left to right and back again to keep a room cool. I took an old wire coat hanger and bent it to attach one part to the fan, and one part to my mouse. As the fan moved, so did my mouse, so I always appeared active in Teams.

Software solutions like powershell scripts are neat, but they can be detected by IT. They can't really detect a hardware solution without a lot of digging though, and as long as I'm still getting my work done, they have no reason to dig.

I quickly stopped caring about it though. Like OP, I go inactive for long periods of time, but fortunately, my manager is smart enough to recognize that my work's still getting done, so he doesn't care at all. Same thing for my direct reports: As long as we continue to meet deadlines, I don't care if they're working 40 hours / week or 10 hours / week.

Harpuajim, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often

You should get a mouse jiggler.

fhein,

Probably ought to get something that physically moves the mouse then. It's pretty common for companies to install software that monitors running programs etc., and if they keep track of how often you go idle on Teams they probably would find it suspicious if you have mouse jiggler running on your computer.

evistre,

Mouse jiggler that sits underneath your mouse. Plug your mouse into the work computer, plug the jiggler into something else.

dystop,
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angry eye twitch

eee, in [REPOST] Don't interfere with our operation!

I don’t get why a nonprofit would actively stop their VOLUNTEERs from helping.

it’s already free labour… what do you want?

asjmcguire, in "Don't touch my bag!" OK, I'll do exactly that!
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Excellent! I'm so glad I subbed. I wasn't terribly active outside a few subreddits that interested me over in the other place, so I missed like 99.98% of what communities it had. This though, brings a huge grin to my face.

darcy,

Thank you

Bakoda, in "Don't touch my bag!" OK, I'll do exactly that!
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This is exactly the kind of story I want to see more of on here! Well done!

darcy,

Thank you. I don't usually write such long posts so this means a lot.

eee, in Can't go to the bathroom more than once per class? OK, I'll just stand outside the classroom.

even prisoners get to go to the bathroom lol. some teachers are just weird

c2h6,

Some teachers like their power trip.

teamevil,

Not Amazon warehouse employees, they're tracked and rely on Gatorade bottles.

eee,

oh yeah that's bullshit too.

cura, in Can't go to the bathroom more than once per class? OK, I'll just stand outside the classroom.
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Wait, in kindergarten you guys had workbooks already?

c2h6,

Maybe "workbooks" was the wrong term. We had pages with the alphabet, "C is for cat" with a cat for you to color, etc.

kartonrealista,
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This sounds like a work of creative fiction. I don't think kids in kindergarten can read or write

c2h6,

I'm pretty sure I could write in kindergarten. Not super fancy stuff but like "I have a cat"

average650,
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My kids were definitely learning to read and write int kindergarten. They were able to read basic sentences (like, "look at the cat") by the end of the year.

kartonrealista,
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Maybe that's a cultural difference. How old would the kid be?

The kindergarten my younger brother went to like more than a decade ago didn't have backboards and stuff, at least none that I remember. Kids would learn to read and write in the "0th" class of the primary school by the age of 6.

average650,
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Kindergarten is 5.

I will say that when I was 5, we were learning the alphabet and stuff, but I certainly didn't start any reading until 1st grade. It seems like some stuff starts early now.

eee, in Dispose of financial records? You got it, boss.

hahaha i'm sure he owes a bunch of people money, not just you and the government!

side note: there's a vietnam lemmy instance? wow!

Saigonauticon,

There are a few started on different servers, but I set one up locally. Normally I spend some time on Reddit answering questions from travelers &c as a bit of a public service, but with Reddit becoming boring, I figured I'd give that a try over here.

Vietnam is a friendly but notoriously opaque place, so there is usually no shortage of questions 😄

eee, in [REPOST] You might like to back up that decision...

a pastor who doesn't want anyone to see the contents of their hard drive... more red flags there than a Soviet parade

HamsterRage,

Perhaps, although a pastor is likely to have legitimate confidential information about parishioners.

no_kill_i,

Nah, where I work (and where we all work, teally) we have legitimate confidential information about our customers... that the appropriate employees can access appropriately. That's not an abnormal use case.

Definitely has something to hide, especially if he's formatting his computer every time he has a "problem". Not that data can't be recovered after a format anyway.

eee,

That's fair.

eee, in "Don't touch my bag!" OK, I'll do exactly that!

alexa play despacito

KnittingTrekker, in "Don't touch my bag!" OK, I'll do exactly that!
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This is actually a pretty good story, I can feel the second hand satisfaction!

darcy, (edited )

Thank you. I tried to make it short and interesting. I've got more stories, maybe I should share those too.

asjmcguire,
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Oh for the love of god please do! The world is burning, we need something to smile about!

gibbedygook,

You gotta do it!

KnittingTrekker,
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Absolutely you should!

eee, in [REPOST] Customer had a "reservation" for the 4th floor at a 3-storey hotel so I took her to the roof

"how do you like our newly refurbished presidential suite with a full outdoor patio?"

eee, in [REPOST] Super extra spicy fried chicken

oh my god that couple is going to feel the chicken again when they’re on the shitter.

dystop,
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the beauty of spice :) twice the taste!

c2h6, in [REPOST] Customer had a "reservation" for the 4th floor at a 3-storey hotel so I took her to the roof

What is wrong with people? Lol

dystop,
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first time on Earth? :p

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