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eee, in "Don't touch my bag!" OK, I'll do exactly that!

alexa play despacito

eee, in [REPOST] Customer had a "reservation" for the 4th floor at a 3-storey hotel so I took her to the roof

"how do you like our newly refurbished presidential suite with a full outdoor patio?"

eee, in [REPOST] Super extra spicy fried chicken

oh my god that couple is going to feel the chicken again when they’re on the shitter.

dystop,
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the beauty of spice :) twice the taste!

kalipike, in Dispose of financial records? You got it, boss.
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Oh, man. Getting that kind of stuff in writing is soooo good. * chef's kiss *

Saigonauticon,

I mean, it would have been better if they didn't go out of business, and paid my invoices. Barring that, at least I'm left with something to laugh about!

seeCseas,

you know you done bad when someone asks you for something in writing

carzian, in [REPOST] Check my employees clockings at work? No problem. No problem at all.

Just wanted to say thanks for populating the community with content 😊

arcrust, in Can't go to the bathroom more than once per class? OK, I'll just stand outside the classroom.

That kid is brilliant. I'd be willing to bet that he's a very successful adult now.

KnittingTrekker, in Can't go to the bathroom more than once per class? OK, I'll just stand outside the classroom.
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I mean, I could maybe understand the bathroom "bans" if you're dealing with older kids (depends on the situation obviously) ... But on kindergarten?

Tangent, in [REPOST] You might like to back up that decision...
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My money’s on the chairman not learning from the experience either; he still blamed you even though he was totally unable to find a way to actually blame you.

eyy, in [REPOST] Fix this machine at all costs, but don't spend any money? Sure!

ah yes, the classic "you need to fix it but I won't give you time/money to fix it" conundrum. standard corpo bs. serves them right

TheButtonJustSpins, in [REPOST] Fresh stitches under my hat, teacher has a no hats in class policy. Sure thing!

Great story, and it's great to see you over here! I love your writing style.

Aaronjamt,

I'm glad MaliciousCompliance has made it over to Lemmy. It's sad seeing everything on Reddit going downhill rapidly, but that's a separate tragedy.

synodic, in [REPOST] Boss did not like the look of the "bulk Mailing" stamp, told me to remove it. Cost the company over $220K.

I love malicious compliance stories, but they're so much better when OP does everything in their power to help the situation and in the end they have to maliciously comply. This feels like a situation where OP was the expert and rather than correct Ron, just told him to sign. I'd make mistakes all the time at my job if I had to know every minor detail about the jobs underneath me. I acknowledge Ron probably micromanaged, but this feels less satisfactory to me because OP SHOULD have told Ron the consequences and instead opted to try to screw him over anyway.

uis, in Shorts not allowed as part of the school uniform? No problem!
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Scotland forever

uis, (edited ) in Trans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rule
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What is protest part? Not sure it is malicious compliance either because contestant was not rebirthed as woman. Not that it’s possible unless you are buddhist.

ihavenopeopleskills, in Businesses can discriminate against their customers? Alright then...
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I'm personally offended by this, but...

  1. Regulating my emotions is my own problem and no one else's
  2. The business owner is well within their rights to do so.
    Just shop somewhere else.
planish, in Trans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rule

Has anyone ever seen a “woman from birth”? Like a whole-ass adult woman popping out of somebody not appreciably larger than her? Ready for a beauty pageant at zero minutes old?

Completely independent of gender, people should know that “women” are adults and have zero overlap with “children” or especially “newborn infants”.

Or is this a bad translation from the Italian?

Morcyphr,

Perhaps it should say “female from birth”. But anyone with basic reading comprehension would understand this. Probably you know this and are being unnecessarily pedantic/argumentative.

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