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jaydev, in Don't want to listen to the information I have to tell you? Your loss.
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Gotta love it when people have the audacity to not listen to the ONE person who could give them the info they may need :)

makingStuffForFun, in Don't want to listen to the information I have to tell you? Your loss.
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Love a good bit of maliciousness. Nicely done

Cevilia, in Cover myself while I breastfeed? OK
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I love every part of this except the sign.

KingCrimson, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often

I've sort of been worried about this at my new software dev position but I work at a small enough company that I think as long as I get results they don't give a single shit, but it's still in the back of my mind

LenticularTorsion, in [META] 2.8k subscribers - welcome! Updates, Rules and Navigating the Fediverse

Thank you for all the work you put in here!

dystop,
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You're welcome! Glad you like it here!

rgb_leds_are_love, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how

Absolutely glorious! 😂😂

FrostBolt, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how
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This is glorious 🤣

s4if, in Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say how

Lol.. XD

Patdshaker, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often

At the moment I open wordpad on my laptop, put a nail clippers on the keyboard with my wallet on top of it and it will keep me active in Microsoft Teams as long as I want.

ehyuman,

just don't run out of memory, gl!

eee, in You really need to think about what is more important...

IT "enthusiast" indeed lol.

Lucky you didn't get caught in the crossfire

darcy, in You really need to think about what is more important...

Ah, the classic tale of "Manager calls employee's bluff, loses and panics". Always makes for a good story.

tom, in Dispose of financial records? You got it, boss.

So I once made the mistake permitting a client to store some (say a dozen) boxes of financial records in my home for a couple of weeks. By ‘permit’, I mean they just dumped them there, and I didn’t physically restrain them from leaving.

You chose.... poorly.

Saigonauticon,

Haha...yeah. I'm an academic at heart and my first few years at running a business were a complete disaster. I've since graduated into being a mediocre businessperson, which is probably about as far as I intend to get.

tom,

that sounds like you made it. one day you'll be a good businessperson!

Saigonauticon,

Maybe someday, but it's exhausting. I would probably be much happier if I just closed shop and went to do a PhD. I might even be able to afford to, in a couple of years.

Then maybe teach engineering in some unknown university in the countryside. Or run a machine shop that helps artists make things. Or just build alarmingly large robots for no reason at all.

toothpaste_sandwich, in [REPOST] Not allowed to use the phone at the desk?

Shame that she had to go stand with the smokers though... That is, I always severely dislike breathing in other people's smoke.

bob, in "Don't touch my bag!" OK, I'll do exactly that!

Never insult the person trying to help you.

darcy,

If only everyone thought like you. I don't mind being treated like I'm invisible, some folks are just busy or tired. But some folks actively spend time and energy trying to be rude.

cura, in Can't go to the bathroom more than once per class? OK, I'll just stand outside the classroom.
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Wait, in kindergarten you guys had workbooks already?

c2h6,

Maybe "workbooks" was the wrong term. We had pages with the alphabet, "C is for cat" with a cat for you to color, etc.

kartonrealista,
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This sounds like a work of creative fiction. I don't think kids in kindergarten can read or write

c2h6,

I'm pretty sure I could write in kindergarten. Not super fancy stuff but like "I have a cat"

average650,
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My kids were definitely learning to read and write int kindergarten. They were able to read basic sentences (like, "look at the cat") by the end of the year.

kartonrealista,
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Maybe that's a cultural difference. How old would the kid be?

The kindergarten my younger brother went to like more than a decade ago didn't have backboards and stuff, at least none that I remember. Kids would learn to read and write in the "0th" class of the primary school by the age of 6.

average650,
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Kindergarten is 5.

I will say that when I was 5, we were learning the alphabet and stuff, but I certainly didn't start any reading until 1st grade. It seems like some stuff starts early now.

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