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Rogue_General, in "Don't touch my bag!" OK, I'll do exactly that!
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Kill 'em with kindness, love it!

darcy,

That is always a good strategy. Eventually some people realise what a fool they're making of themselves. Others get even angrier the nicer you get, sometimes to the point where they can't function properly.

toothpaste_sandwich, in [REPOST] Not allowed to use the phone at the desk?

Shame that she had to go stand with the smokers though... That is, I always severely dislike breathing in other people's smoke.

YourHorse, in [REPOST] Customer had a "reservation" for the 4th floor at a 3-storey hotel so I took her to the roof

In some countries (e.g. Japan), the floor you enter the building at is the first floor, and in others (e.g. UK) it's the ground floor. So if there are 4 floors, they could be 1, 2, 3, 4, or they could be G, 1, 2, 3.

dystop,
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some places have "0" for the lobby too!

bettse, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often
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Thank god you don’t have a medical condition making frequent bathroom break necessary or they’d probably be in hot water.

ugo, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often

Regarding that part of the second edit: a very wise colleague of mine with managerial duties once told me that he expects people to give 50 to 70% every day. First, it’s unsustainable to give 100% all the time, and burnout has far worse direct and indirect consequences than simply scaling the operation up to allow more slack time. Second, when shit actually hits the fan and you need all hands on deck, there’s no more that can be given if you were already giving it 100%

theblueredditrefugee,

He sounds smart, I bet he didn't get to stay in management for long

dystop,
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That's actually pretty smart!

wr4th4, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often
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no wonder they want us back in office

they see these types of posts and think we're all faff offs

redsky, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often
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Nice work. When life is like a scene I in office space.

demvoter, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often
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People in the office work the same amount of time. The rest of the time they are talking to other people distracting them from their work or their pretending to work. These antiquated ideas of productivity, primarily working in an office makes you more productive, need to die.

dystop,
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but the chatter makes you "productive"! ...somehow

jpj007, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often

Nice. I use an AutoHotKey script that presses Shift if idle time hits one minute.

Have never had anyone actually comment on idle time; it was a preemptive measure.

jcarr, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often
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A Mouse Jägermeister would definitely make your day go more smoothly.

I sometimes miss the social interaction of being in the office, but overall, working from home is fantastic. I hope it never gets taken away.

bob, in [REPOST] Get rid of my vacation? Have fun replacing me.

Moral of the story, don’t fuck with people’s vacation time.

Just treat your employees well. How hard can that be?

dystop,
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Laughs in MBA

bob, in "Don't touch my bag!" OK, I'll do exactly that!

Never insult the person trying to help you.

darcy,

If only everyone thought like you. I don't mind being treated like I'm invisible, some folks are just busy or tired. But some folks actively spend time and energy trying to be rude.

IsThisLemmyOpen, (edited ) in [REPOST] Take off my earphones while you're speaking to me? Sure, no problem officer.

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Rogue_General,
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Yes but, lemme just enjoy the story dammit. lol

rammer,
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Some of us don't live in shithole countries with trigger happy cops.

Around here it is news when a police man has to discharge his/her weapon for anything other than training or mercy killing wild animals after a collision.

fennec, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often
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I’m a remote employee in a similar position, I also finish my work in about 3-4 hours in any given day (mileage varies). My performance reports have been at a consecutive 100% and I don’t see why I should change my ways. Honestly I don’t give a damn if people think I’m slacking off if I go and do some gardening during the day, if anything finishing my work early just makes me very productive :)

dystop,
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as long as you have good bosses who don't see time-in-chair as a metric of performance...

fennec,
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We use Teams and if I notice that I’ve been on the yellow idle icon for too long I’ll give my mouse a jiggle, at which point I see all my colleagues are on idle too… it’s a very relaxed environment. I hope you can continue working remotely in the future!

PiedPipetter,

The problem with Team is it goes yellow when IT'S idle, not you. That was a big adjustment when we went to Teams, understanding that someone can be furiously working away at their computer while Teams is reporting yellow. You send them a message and BAM it goes green when they see the notification and read your message. Pretty ridiculous, really, since the bulk of the software is all Microsoft...why can't Outlook tell Teams, "Hey, she's writing an email, the icon says green, silly."

dystop,
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I think the standard trick is to use the "Away" status permanently, so it'll never switch you to Idle!

Lells, in "Don't touch my bag!" OK, I'll do exactly that!
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Back in Reddit, I might have also have seen this in "TalesFromTheFrontDesk", which is another one I'm missing over here right now. It's one of those great "ticks the boxes of both" stories.

darcy,

I haven't told this story before, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone else had a similar experience. Hospitality has its fair share of nightmares.

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