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eee, in Admin work matters!

Luddites, all of them

eee, in You really need to think about what is more important...

IT "enthusiast" indeed lol.

Lucky you didn't get caught in the crossfire

Rogue_General, in [REPOST] You want me to only do what you've assigned me and not help anyone else? Okay then.
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Kind of a wholesome story actually. Yeah the boss was initially an ass, but he did eventually apologize.

dystop,
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not all stories have a happy ending, but this one did!

IsThisLemmyOpen, (edited ) in [REPOST] Take off my earphones while you're speaking to me? Sure, no problem officer.

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Rogue_General,
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Yes but, lemme just enjoy the story dammit. lol

rammer,
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Some of us don't live in shithole countries with trigger happy cops.

Around here it is news when a police man has to discharge his/her weapon for anything other than training or mercy killing wild animals after a collision.

dystop, in Admin work matters!
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We were disqualified due to my automations because they considered them cheating.

What the hell? I've never heard of anyone being scolded for being more productive.

I guess everyone in your office must write everything out on parchment and quill then.

sleepyducky,

15 years ago that was quite accurate: notebooks and pens. That company hated anything digital

mdwhite999, in How to close down Production 101

Did you end up returning to work for them?

sleepyducky,

Oh hell no, I had already relocated to another city in the meantime. Plus the HR manager was present when I tendered in my resignation and said nothing. So no way I would return there

ethane, in You really need to think about what is more important...

Manager: "be my bitch or you're fired"

Worker: "k bye"

Manager: shocked Pikachu

c2h6, in Admin work matters!

Some companies succeed partially because of management, others succeed DESPITE their management...

c2h6, in You really need to think about what is more important...

If I were Bottom, I might not quit if my pay never decreased. I'd take the hit on my dignity to continue getting a Director salary for a worker's job...

ethane, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often

What's with managers and micromanaging? Its as if people have nothing better to do.

whyNotSquirrel,
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they need to do something otherwise the IM goes idle!

demvoter, in [REPOST] You can't continue working from home because you go idle in chat too often
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People in the office work the same amount of time. The rest of the time they are talking to other people distracting them from their work or their pretending to work. These antiquated ideas of productivity, primarily working in an office makes you more productive, need to die.

dystop,
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but the chatter makes you "productive"! ...somehow

Kaiser, in "Don't touch my bag!" OK, I'll do exactly that!
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Love these stories, thanks for sharing.

darcy,

Thank you for reading it.

dick, in You really need to think about what is more important...

chads of the world unite!

darcy, in You really need to think about what is more important...

Ah, the classic tale of "Manager calls employee's bluff, loses and panics". Always makes for a good story.

bob, in "Don't touch my bag!" OK, I'll do exactly that!

Never insult the person trying to help you.

darcy,

If only everyone thought like you. I don't mind being treated like I'm invisible, some folks are just busy or tired. But some folks actively spend time and energy trying to be rude.

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