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lelgenio, in I can hardly wait
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When I die I hope my skull gets stolen by a fucking dweeb who sticks his dick in my eye socket and posts it on 4chan!

RaincoatsGeorge,

I remember that. For a couple weeks that guy was just posting pictures of him putting his dick in a skull and I think other human remains.

XTornado,

Oh fuck… it was based on a true story…

AgentGrimstone, in now that would be interesting.

If you’re not going to give me a 5, don’t bother scoring.

AgentGrimstone, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

There’s this old man who goes to my Walmart. On 3 separate trips, I’ve seen him standing snug against the candy aisle with both his arms in the shelves opening bags. I don’t think he realizes how obvious he looks lol.

doleo, in now that would be interesting.

That someone has a job working for the railway? In the UK? And that they're measuring distance in kilometres? Now, that would be interesting.

EherVielleicht,

Funny guy…

henfredemars, in Upgrade to Maternity Plus™ today!

I would take this willingly if it was cheaper.

But it won’t be cheaper. Instead, it becomes the new basic plan at the price you’re paying today.

HurlingDurling, in don't know, don't care
AgentGrimstone, in don't know, don't care

Or Satan is so evil, he’s evil towards evil. Now that’s evil af.

_number8_, in I'm a raging introvert

hand to god, i’ve never understood the appeal of hanging out. oh you just sit around, except now you have to keep a conversation going?

i remember once in 4th grade my parents forced me to call another kid and schedule a playdate. it was agonizing

thorbot,

Some people simply enjoy the company of others

I do not

SuckMyWang,

Have you tried to not repeat the same word over and over again?

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

When I used to hang out, we would watch movies or play video games. I mean, we’d chat, too, but it wasn’t like a long conversation, usually.

pfannkuchen_gesicht,

with the right people the conversation just flows effortlessly and with others you just do activities together.

SnowBunting,

This. There are some coworkers I really can’t just chat with. Then there ar some we just hit it off and we can chat for hours.

Pinklink, in Be responsible, they said...

Real adults post memes without a watermark

GreenMario,

Real real adults can’t see it cuz cataracts.

norgur, in Be responsible, they said...
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Parenting in a nutshell

victron,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Too close to home.

tja, in Maybe even the rest of my life!
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah

30p87, in literally no clue

It looked like that for exactly one summer. Not it’s mixed again. And the lower half of the property is literal wilderness anyway. A mother deer with two fawns likes it a lot. The other plots are also completely mixed, and so large that we just have sheep on there to avoid mowing. Bonus: They’re tame, fluffy, cuddly and warm.

curiousaur, (edited ) in literally no clue

Mine is an acre of natural meadow.

ChihuahuaOfDoom, in literally no clue

I realize I am not most people but I have 1.5 acres I mow, 3 that are farmed and 4 that are left wild.

slacktoid, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item
@slacktoid@lemmy.ml avatar

But this is the whole point of self checkout. Plus im not a trained professional at item scanning.

Ookami38,

I love that self checkout used to be convenient and quick, but now it’s lower, way too many people trying to use them because they can’t pay people, and you still even have to deal with someone on the way out of the store anyway. Really glad that’s how stuff has evolved.

slacktoid,
@slacktoid@lemmy.ml avatar

yeah i love the i just need 2 things, this is faster, and then now its the norm, like where are the profits going to come from if you have no customers?

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