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Illegal_Prime, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

All the stories in this thread are ridiculous, not untrue, but very weird.

Product loss is a problem, and can threaten a store’s ability to operate, especially in disadvantaged communities where there aren’t many options for shopping. That said, what the fuck is everyone thinking? Why do people care about like one guy not scanning or accidentally taking one item, you’re wasting more resources dealing with it then if you just ignored it.

The actual solution? Exit gates that open when you scan your receipt, maybe combined with some system that weighs the whole order to make sure it makes sense. Completely automated, no shouting, easy to implement because the technology already exists on transit systems and many other things.

I don’t get why this is a problem, though I’ve never seen anything like this at any nearby grocery store.

jivemasta,

Ahh yes, let’s make stores into prisons.

Or how about we bring back cashier’s, pay people a living wage andaybe they won’t have to resort to stealing.

Pika,

some stores are going to that model listed first. Security gates that close when the beeper goes off and doors that are only one direction so you can’t leave/enter from the wrong side.

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

What you’re talking about would likely cost around 100K per location. Multiplied by 5000 locations, that’ll run them a cool half a billion dollars. Minimum.

The real issue is Walmart (and others like them) eliminated local businesses, which replaced decent paying jobs with minimum wage jobs. Then lobbied the government to keep minimum wages down. This had the effect of depressing local economies, creating scenarios where people have to shoplift basic necessities.

So instead of having massive corporations spending insane amounts of money (or calling the police) which serves to make grocery shopping a dystopian nightmare for everyone, maybe we should consider the root cause of the problem? It seems insane the amount of resources being devoted towards maintaining economic problems.

some_designer_dude, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

Is the title not editable? The version I’m seeing on lemmy.world had me worried I was stroking out :/

fred, in How do y'all say GIF?

Gif as in Gift

BlackVenom,

Not gif like gel?

fred,

Nope, not even close. It’s followed by an E.

ProvokedGamer,
@ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca avatar

So a “J” sound like in gift?

parpol, in Definition of :)

They forgot シ

h4wk3y3,
@h4wk3y3@feddit.de avatar

Also: Ü

PhictionalOne,

I have never seen that! Now every word in German like Übergewinnsteuer is now smiling!

The_Cleanup_Batter, in Celebrating my release...

These are some Ben Garrison level labels … but yeah pretty much.

CluckN,

Agreed this image could use a few more labels.

SUN

TREE IN SUN

BIG FLAME

SHADOWS MADE FROM BIG FLAME

PEOPLE WHO SIT

ME WHO STANDS

STAIRCASE OF LIBERALISM

funkless_eck,

and then just a big word METAPHOR across all of it

AngryCommieKender,

I’d put up the label SIMILE just to troll the grammar nazis

Klear,
umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

holy shit i looked this guy up.

his shit is hysterical.

Son_of_dad, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

I once called police about a car theft on a property I managed. We had had footage of the theft, the thieves, their getaway car, their license plates, their entry and exit, their faces visible on every camera. It took the cops two weeks to drop by to collect the footage and take a report, and they looked so annoyed, and didn’t even pretend to care. They straight up told me nothing would come of it.

But if you’re a corporation, they’re all over that shit. Minor shop lifting? Cops are there in minutes. It’s become clear over the last few years who the police work for, and it’s not us, the little people who pay taxes.

JoeBigelow,
@JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

Wouldn’t the getaway car in a car robbery be the car they’re in the midst of stealing?

Do you mean the “get to the job” car?

Son_of_dad,

It was a group of like 4 guys in one car, half left in the stolen car and the others left in their original car

ComradeChairmanKGB,
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Protect (the rich) and Serve (corporate interests)

Dude123,

Not to be a devil’s advocate but the little people aren’t paying taxes. The top 20% pay the taxes for the most part, the problem is the money in the first place giving too small of a group of people too much say in how everyone lives.

psycho_driver,

I’ve paid more taxes in the past ten years than Donald Ass-Burglar Trump.

JokeDeity,

Devil’s advocate? You’re parroting words from the Devil himself.

vivadanang,

You do realize there are states where there is NO income tax, and everything is funded by regressive sales taxes that hit the poor and lower income brackets MUCH harder?

TX and WA for example.

The ‘little people’ as you so eloquently fucking put it, are paying WAY more taxes than they should, and the ‘fat greedy bastard’ people have accounting teams to prevent that for themselves. What an ignorant take. Fucking christ man stop licking boots and educate yourself.

be_excellent_to_each_other,
@be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social avatar
Touching_Grass, in Facts dont care about your feelings.

The left are champs at rallying around memes that makes no sense to anyone but themselves. Like anti memes.

hare_ware,

It’s not even that this one doesn’t make sense, it’s just not funny or a meme, even if it’s agreeable.

Touching_Grass,

That’s kind of what I mean. If the political parties were actual partys. The right would be a backyard with a keg, axe throwing and live band with fireworks and strippers. The left would be a book reading in a damp living room where the the host served canned mini sausages and everybody wore wool sweaters.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Lol, lmao even.

trailing9,

They are not entirely wrong. Oligarchy influences media and thus voters and thus changes the will of the population. You should be aware of that.

Touching_Grass,

But isn’t it amazing the right was able to convey all that with “fake news” the left always makes it sound like the right are a bunch of morons never realizing it was all well crafted.

rumckle,

Because most right wing memes are created by professionals. Left wing memes are genuine grass root creations.

The best grass root memes the right can come with is “let’s go Brandon”, which while catchy is about as meaningful as farting into a microphone.

Touching_Grass,

Right. You say it like its a slight against the right. They by far much better funded, equipped and actually doing what works every single day and the left are so far behind the times in the new social media world. The ground already given up will never be recovered.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Good thing memes don’t have to be funny then.

trailing9,

Have you meant to reply to me when the comment above says that your post is not funny?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah my bad was trying to reply to the user above you.

rotopenguin, in Ms. Rib would like to speak to a manager
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Those two aren’t exclusive.

She in particular looks like she came from a monkey’s rib.

Xanthrax, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

I almost got arrested there because I dropped my receipt in the Urinal, and they wouldn’t believe me. That was fun. I try not to shop there, but that really cemented it.

shiveyarbles, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

“forgot”

AdmiralShat, in "The "fediverse" is the future of social media"

Isn’t mastodon apart of the Fediverse?

odium,

It is a part of the Fediverse. ‘Apart’ is the opposite of ‘a part’.

AdmiralShat,

Autocorrect makes it apart regardless, so I guess my phone decides what I say

EdherJr,

REAL men turn autocorrect off. Do not let your phone make spellling mistakes, instead, make them on your own.

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’m embarrassed to say that it never occurred to me that I could turn it off! Now that it’s off I wonder if anyting changes. It seems like it’s wrong more often than it’s right, but that could jus be confirmation bias.

redcalcium, in Pikachu used war crimes!

They’re doing nuzlocke challenge?

gramie, in I did NOT have inner core!

I think that fine documentary, “The Core”, explained how to deal with this issue.

Nommer,

Just drill so fast you’re basically in a freefall to the center of the earth, avoid the giant diamonds, and just detonate a few nukes in sequence around the core right?

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Easy!

Bizarroland,
@Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

All those months of digging holes in the backyard as a child are finally coming to fruition

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

We need to go deeper

Pat_Riot,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

That’s what she said

Selmafudd,

Deeper exile

Klear,

Pretty sure you need a black guy sacrifice himself too, but that’s the gist of it, yeah.

criticalimpact,

RIP Braz

spauldo, in I don't care that Goku and Frieza have been powering up for the last two weeks; you're not changing it on me

Back when I was a kid you would fight over the vice-grips you used to turn the shaft where the missing channel knob was supposed to be. The vice grips doubling as a makeshift cosh was integral to the conflict.

Digital_man, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

Simple, Palestinians are brown and have less resources that America wants/needs.

I’m with both Palestinians and Ukrainians.

BirdyBoogleBop,

Palestine has oil and gas same with Ukraine.

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