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Pinklink, in I have several questions, actually

This question transcends gender and sexuality

Marketsupreme, in I have several questions, actually

Yes

Sanctus, in Double standards or something, I don't know...
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Slava Ukraine.

Rise up Palestine.

Burn the oppressors of the world and light our way to a better future.

chemical_cutthroat, in Never buy used air pods
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Chess players hate this one simple trick.

Omega_Haxors, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

Aha i’m going to have fun reading the comments. Liberals let their fascism show whenever geopolitics get involved.

Omega_Haxors, in Ms. Rib would like to speak to a manager

The fucked up thing about that is it was an intentional mistranslation for the sake of mysogyny. In the original bible, Eve was created from Adam’s equal half but some cracker decided nah lets just use an outdated definition so that she came from a small fraction of Adam instead.

It’s like how King James censored everything even remotely approaching critique of monarchy for his funny little hotel bible.

JoYo, in When you hear Cornel West is running...
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they’ll just switch parties anyways.

JoYo,
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@jimmydoreisalefty lol fucking called it.

jimmydoreisalefty,

Yes, you are right!

We gave him the benefit of the doubt, following everything he was doing and questioning it.

Jimmy Dore’s interview with Cornel West got most of us to question what he was doing and we now knew he was just another Bernie Sanders.

jimmydoreisalefty,

If you want to learn what is happening on the left.


Sabby Sabs interview with Cornel West.

Cornel West “Why I LEFT The Green Party” (Interview Clip)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N7uhv3oa50


Jimmy Dore view on the matter.

Cornel West Just Quit His Presidential Campaign.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo-toTQsRoc

EmperorHenry, in literally no clue
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I have flowery bushes in my yard. and several of my neighbors planted flowers too.

DLSantini, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

This is your daily reminder to steal anything you can from large corporations at every possible opportunity. Got five identical items? Whoops, you only seem to have scanned four of them. Are four of them the brand name, and one of them the cheaper store brand? Shit, it seems you scanned the store brand one five four times. They just looked so similar, after all. How confusing!

FrostyCaveman, in now that would be interesting.

A+++ very fast shipping

saltnotsugar, in Pleas wait

Hey can you mark a porcelain figure of a woman and a chicken?
“Sure, old ladies love-“
Yeah but the chicken needs a gaping asshole.

CorrodedCranium,
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A terrifying exhibit about what cloacas are

rotopenguin,
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A titillating display of what cloacas are

Gabu,

I’ll be honest, the audience for this one is very small.

567PrimeMover, in Them Duke boys be at it again
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In my experience living in a small town, the good ol boys are allowed to drive like maniacs, but the cops are up your ass the minute you're over the limit.

scrubbles,
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Damn straight. Hillbilly douche bro blaring country music while driving his pickup at 55mph through downtown?

It’s okay, I know his dad and they’re good people.

Out of towners/poor people/“lesser stock”/or people they plain just don’t like?

you didn’t use your blinker long enough to signal. Sorry, nothing I can do about it, $200 fine.

ares35,
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they can sniff-out those out-of-state plates from miles away. they know you aren't likely to come back to hickville to fight that traffic ticket.

KoboldCoterie,
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I’d heard this happened but I didn’t believe it until I moved from Maine to Massachusetts and went back to visit for the first time. Got pulled over and ticketed for doing 59 in a 55, on a road I (and everyone else) used to drive 65 on every day. Only difference was the MA plates.

Ozymandias1688, in Pleas wait

I was told that my great-grandma used to do exactly this, to check wether an egg was “in the pipeline”…

Knusper,

We even have a regional word from that: “Entenklemmer”, which translates verbatim to “duck pincher”.

Some folks when leaving their ducks out of the enclosure, they’d check each duck for an egg in said pipeline. If there was one, they wouldn’t let that duck out, because well, they wanted that egg.

So, an Entenklemmer is a scrooge, someone going to great lengths to not miss out on even tiny profits.

craftyindividual,

Knusper = crispy, yes?

teichflamme,

Crispy would be knusprig.

Knusper could mean a couple of things.

It could be a conjugated form of the verb “knuspern”, which means eating something crispy.

Knusper itself is also used in an entirely different context to express that someone is weird or has mental problems. Then you could say someone is not knusper or “nicht ganz knusper”.

Knusper,

It can also be onomatopoeia for eating something crispy. So, imagine a comic where a hamster is nibbling away at a cracker, then above that can be written:

Knusper Knusper

(basically Crunch Crunch)

But yeah, thanks for the rest of the explanation. I chose this username essentially at random when signing up here, but it’s been growing on me. Just a fun word in our language.

quams69, in literally no clue

Bold to assume we own yards

salton, (edited )

You could have some potted plants that have simple flowers that polonaters like unlike the really ornate ones. A couple times a year I try to start new patches of native milk weed on random segments of land along the roadside.

MoodyRaincloud,

Your yard in your summer residence then. Jeez

MisterD, in Upgrade to Maternity Plus™ today!

Coming to Ontario hospitals

Polar,

Thanks, conservatives!

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