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nautilus, in We're doomed

so what are you fellas gonna do after the water wars?

ranoss,

Time to start canning the dryland.

Asnabel,

Probably going to be dead after few days of war starting.

HurlingDurling,

Dunno, but im going to start collecting books

AttackPanda,

After??? Are you all planning on surviving the after wars? I’ll probably be taken out by a rusty nail after medical breaks down.

FlihpFlorp,

I’d be dead pretty quick without insulin assuming adhd doesn’t kill me first

kumatomic,

Right? My RA won’t kill me without meds, but I’ll wish it would. Now my regular infections and allergic reaction on the other hand…

Flughoernchen,

My migraine won’t kill me either, but being completely knocked out every five or so days isn’t going to do me much good either.

kumatomic,

Migraines are awful. The headache isn’t even the worst part sometimes. My honest sympathies.

theangryseal,

I guess I need to stop being scared to get my bad teeth pulled.

Might have to do it the old fashioned way if I don’t do it now, that is if I survive it.

My god I’m miserable. What kind of coward is more frightened of dentists than this hell?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

You’re not cowardly for fearing dentists. The medical industry is one of the reasons why society broke down.

sanguine_artichoke,
@sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social avatar

As someone with t1, I’d just die in 3-4 days without medication. It’s like a handy auto-self destruct.

DrQuint,

There’s people who see the world all lowering birth rates and predicting a heavily geriatric global population in 50 years time, and who are already starting the “live life, suicide by 60” death cult mentality. The water wars would just kill even more young people, so I’m afraid this death cult thing is going to be more fact than fiction.

Holzkohlen,

After? Probably still be corpsing. I just hope I can take some rich fucks with me before I go.

halowpeano,

You can take them out now if you want to go!

pythonoob,

I plan to volunteer with a corporation in the bio wars after that!

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
nautilus,

raiders can have a little pillage as a treat

Gorvin, in literally no clue

I prefer a garden full of grown weeds than a clean grass cutted one. If a weed can grow and prosper without me watering it once a day, I think they deserve the right to be there more than anything my father ever planted on his yard that would die without getting water for 3 days or too much rain water.

mrchuckles,

uhhhh most weeds provide almost zero food for pollinators. literally just as bad as grass.

Unaware7013,

Agreed, except thistle plants can go fuck themselves. I rip those out at least once a month and they keep coming back and crowding out the plants I want.

mrchuckles,

ironically one of the better weeds for pollinators

Unaware7013,

That figures... I'll be working to overseed clover next year, so that should help make up for it.

kbotc,

Are you actually growing native plants or do you just not care that you’re growing a massive amount of invasive on what we would call marginal lands?

1847953620, in Ms. Rib would like to speak to a manager

I came from my hand.

Kase, in Lung extensions

Is anybody else getting the urge to print some of these and leave them in public places among normal business cards?

TheGoldenGod,
@TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve recently seen some of these at a local Smog check place in SoCal, among 40 other local business cards.

Kase,

no way, that’s awesome

TheGoldenGod,
@TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

I know, I assumed it was a local jokester, no idea the gag was this big lol.

trailing9, in Celebrating my release...

Such a tree on the beach…

Take a moment and check your spinner.

velox_vulnus, in ba dum tss

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  • Chunk,

    Yeah but what if I don’t have access to a ruler and I only have my feet?

    Lmao checkmate euro

    Gorvin, in ba dum tss

    It’s a bit weird that the US uses a measurement that was created in the time where people used their body parts for measurement.

    Like, the inch is around the size of a thumb, and a foot could be bigger or smaller depending of who measured.

    Still, it’s still used as a measurement that only a small fraction of the world still uses.

    Xel,
    @Xel@mujico.org avatar

    Still, it’s still used as a measurement that only a small fraction of the world still uses.

    That’s a lot of stills 🤔

    But coming back to your point, yes, I have no idea why the US insists on keeping the imperial system, it’s outdated, ugly and inconsistent. Plus you cannot easily convert from one unit to another.

    Gorvin,

    Sorry, english is my second language.

    Chunk,

    Your grammar is correct and your sentence structure is fine. It just lacks a bit of… pizzazz 😉

    You could say

    Regardless, it remains in use as a measurement that only a small fraction of the world continues to use.

    Which maybe is a little bit too much pizzazz for Lemmy but you don’t really get to have fun with your writing elsewhere!

    uxia, in Celebrating my release...

    plato’s rave

    UlyssesT,
    PeriodicallyPedantic, in or you know... just shut up

    Thanks for reminding me 😑

    yogthos, in ba dum tss
    @yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

    It would be a weighty decision to be sure.

    swab148,
    @swab148@startrek.website avatar

    It weighs on a lot of people’s minds

    Knusper, in Never buy used air pods

    The existence of subwoofer implies the existence of domwoofer… ?

    rockerface,

    or superwoofer

    although those are not mutually exclusive

    jimmydoreisalefty, in or you know... just shut up
    Facebones, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

    I was physically restrained by 4 Walmart employees, and convicted based on blatant lies from the LP manager (who legally counts as a “professional witness,” meaning her word is literally law) and a petty larceny effectively bars you from employment for 7 years.

    What I “stole?” I was having a bad mental health day and missed a $5 pair of sunglasses on a $2-300 shopping trip.

    When the judge started to say “no intent,” she cut the judge off and hollared how she watched me remove the tag “and that’s intent if I ever saw it.” Never mind that the picture SHE BROUGHT TO COURT still had it attached, because PrOfEsSiOnAl WiTnEsS hUrRdUrR.

    darcy,
    @darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

    you went to COURT over 5$ ??

    Facebones,

    Yep. Obviously I tried to pay for them and pointed out I spent over $200 like fuck $5, but after she started scrambling and lying in court I think she was probably just bad at her job and desperately trying to get any convictions she could to avoid losing it.

    Or maybe it just gets her dick hard. Idk.

    darcy,
    @darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

    wow… im pretty sure the minimum is 200$ or something to be considered shoplifiting or illegal or whatever, where i live

    Facebones,

    Like it’s just a civil matter basically unless you hit $X in value? That’s pretty chill.

    darcy,
    @darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

    im not sure. just what ive heard. if so, it is indeed cool

    Sacreblew, in I have several questions, actually

    How many sets of mammaries?

    confusedbytheBasics, in survival optional.

    “Rest of world” Lol. India, Brazil, parts of Italy… the rule is do whatever you want, try not to crash, bigger vehicle has the right of way.

    emergencyfood,

    Tbf you can’t go over like 50 in most Indian roads anyway.

    moshtradamus666,

    Brazil is far from lawless. In really small communities 12-year-Olds are driving scooters without wearing helmets, sure, but in all Metropolitan areas laws are pretty strict and there are expensive fines.

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