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Misterbonger, in Jabba the Slut

It could also be a preliminary design of Sid from Ice Age.

Fleur__, in We're doomed
@Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

It’s joever

praise_idleness, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

I’m not SLAVAing anyone who are misogynistic homophobic shooting-missile-barrage-at-civilians religion nuts

Critical_Insight,

Ironically, it’s not obvious wether that means you’re pro-israel or palestine.

henfredemars, in anyone?

Honestly forgot it was a thing. I figured that it had disappeared by now.

collegefurtrader, in Never buy used air pods

Real talk, would that work?

StalksEveryone,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

it was alright, nokia did it better.

TheSecurityNinja,

You would definitely feel the bass

gibmiser, in Never buy used air pods

Imagine being the girl in the background of this meme…

Holzkohlen,

Now what?

StalksEveryone,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

imagine noticing the desk wobbling randomly throughout class.

flan, in literally no clue
@flan@hexbear.net avatar

i dont have a yard

oldfart,

See? You’re a part of the problem.

Holzkohlen, in anyone?

I think it’s still not available in the EU. Not that I’d download it if it were available.

dadGPT, in anyone?

zuck off

sheppard, (edited ) in literally no clue
@sheppard@feddit.uk avatar

The EU has uncultivated land subsidies. To avoid overproduction of food and overexploitation of the land, the EU pays farmers to keep their land uncultivated. Some countries, like mine, force farmers to uncultivate their land once every N years, and, of course, they get subsidies for this.

In my region, farmers will plant flowers and let weed grow, since they’re not putting any pesticide. They let the flowers and weeds die and rot at the end of the season. This way, they dont have to put as much fertilizer the next year. I’ve always seen these uncultivated fields full of bees and other pollinators in summer.

kbotc,

That happens in the US too. It’s why there’s New York addresses that own huge “fields” of land that’s usually a wetland. The marginal land is protected and they get a corn subsidy from the government to not farm the land.

DagonPie, in literally no clue
@DagonPie@kbin.social avatar

I started doing clover in my yard a year ago and there are so many bees and butterflies now. My neighbor was like “why are you doing that yo your grass??? The previous owners took so long to make that yard look nice”

itsgroundhogdayagain,

what do you do about weeds? does the clover stand up to traffic and dogs?

AngryMulbear,

Anecdotal evidence. There’s a patch of grass on my land next to a public mailbox that I struggled for years to keep from being a mud pit.

Haven’t seen a bare patch of dirt since I planted the clover. Holds up great to foot traffic.

itsgroundhogdayagain,

does the clover spread?

DagonPie,
@DagonPie@kbin.social avatar

Mine has from what I can tell but ive also seeded it a couple times a year.

DagonPie,
@DagonPie@kbin.social avatar

I dont really do anything about weeds anymore. I let the dandelions do their things. I have some patches of crab grass but it doesnt bother me. The clover doesnt grow very high but when it is full bloom you can tell when it is walked on in high traffic. We have wild turkeys too and they will roost on the clover and it leaves imprints in the ground but it springs back after a day or so.

WillyWonksters, (edited )

I couldn’t find a source for this, but I heard that we were convinced to think of dandelions as weeds by the makers of a herbicide so that we would accept the collateral damage.

OutlierBlue, (edited )

Dandelions were brought to North America as a food crop. We can eat every part of the plant. They’re an invasive species, but not what I would consider a weed.

Catsrules,

Anything can be a weed. All a weed is it a plant growing is the wrong spot in the eyes of a human.

OutlierBlue,

Agreed, but Monsanto would love us to believe all kinds of plants are weeds so we buy their chemicals.

A field of dandelion flowers is beautiful.

kbotc,

And also, a field of invasive species that drove out the native plants… Just saying.

AngryMulbear,

Lol, you don’t put Roundup on your lawn unless you don’t want a lawn anymore.

2,4D is the stuff that kills “weeds” but not grass.

WillyWonksters,

Oh ok, I must have remembered wrong. I edited to be less specific.

WillyWonksters,

Oh ok, I must have remembered wrong. I edited to be less specific.

DagonPie,
@DagonPie@kbin.social avatar

Theres only one plant in my yard i consider a “weed”. It grows almost like a carrot or a parsnip. But it grows a long thick root straight down and has a small leafy part on top. And when you pluck them out it leaves a cone shaped hole. No clue what it is but ive been calling it a tuber lol

IMALlama,

We have a chemical free yard that I also plant clover in. The high traffic areas are more clover than grass, which makes me think it holds up better. The clover also turns green earlier in the spring and stays green longer of we’re having a dry spell in the summer. Clover helps keep the grass happy and the pair seem to do a decent job keeping dandelions down, but we have them in our yard too. They don’t bother me at all personally and our kids like them. Thistles are not that common in our yard, but when they pop up I’ll spot treat them since they’re painful to walk on.

astraeus,
@astraeus@programming.dev avatar

“Why are you destroying your yard with an abundance of bees and butterflies? This isn’t fantasy land we need nothing but grass here to look nice”

DagonPie,
@DagonPie@kbin.social avatar

When I moved in the grass was pretty close to the picture in the meme. I liked it at first but then I realized how expensive it was going to be to upkeep and how bad it is for the local ecosystem. I have successfully undone most of that work literally just by planting clover and not mowing down to the bone.

astraeus,
@astraeus@programming.dev avatar

If only everyone realized that grass is just a weed and not worth the maintenance and effort we put into it, it’s sad how ubiquitous it is in some places

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

And a lot of the times the grasses planted in the US is an invasive species

Knusper, in survival optional.

Don’t go faster than the speed of light (optional).

jimmydoreisalefty, in Try not to use slave labor challenge (Impossible!)

Awesome!

Keep calling them out!

unreachable, in or you know... just shut up
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

brain against themselves

jimmydoreisalefty, in I have several questions, actually

Similar to a horse, in the back.

TootSweet,

Oh god. Is this the new “if dogs wore pants would it be like this or like this?”

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

If dogs pooped would they do it like this or like this?

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