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BachenBenno, in survival optional.

Biggest laugh I had in a long time I am crying omg

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

optional

😆

BachenBenno,

Yes omg that killed me

EherVielleicht,

You’re welcome.

goddard_guryon, in That's some good shit

Commenting so you see your post one more time

FrostyCaveman, in That's some good shit

real

Spendrill, in anyone?

Fucking Francis Dolarhyde creeping around again.

‘And your data belongs exclusively to me in perpetuity. Do you see?’

HerbalGamer, in That's some good shit

good stuff

darcy, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

is there not a mininum for shoplifting to be illegal ?

Crashumbc,

It would be state law depending.

Ashe,

Even if it is, “loss protection” departments now just track it until they have enough to make a charge stick. What a lot of corpos do is track theft though until they have enough incidents to exceed that threshold. This is tracked via loyalty cards, card numbers, facial recognition, and license plate readers.

Allegedly gait analysis could be used as well.

Kusimulkku,

Wouldn’t really matter in this sort of case where it’s a singular item and an accident. Unless they’re really forgetful

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

dystopian asf tactics… this mainly just affects poor people.

Ashe,

It’s part of why masks becoming commonplace during covid was so cool, and the epitome of freedom from that bullshit. But there was a crowd of people who constantly speak against their own best interests in the name of freedumb who said otherwise.

TheDonkerZ, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item
@TheDonkerZ@lemmy.ca avatar

I make it a point to forget scanning half of my shit there. It’s less about self-checkout (I quite honestly don’t mind it all that much), and more about the insane cost of living now.

I refuse to spend $30 on milk, eggs, cheese, bread, and butter.

EvolvedTurtle,

Bro it’s clearly the avocado toast and coffee /s

Kusimulkku,

I mean if you’re doing it to steal then there’s no sense crying about being arrested. You took a risk and it didn’t pay off.

When it’s a genuine mistake, that’s completely different.

Ookami38, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

Remember everyone, if you see someone shoplifting from Walmart, no you didn’t.

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

or any big store

Kusimulkku,

Where I live people steal expensive steaks and cheese from stores to sell so they could buy drugs. Not the most sympathetic bunch imo.

BilboBargains, in I have several questions, actually
Tankton, in literally no clue

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Empricorn, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

Warning: Some super-unique hot takes from edgelords here!

Proceed with caution…

boatsnhos931,

You ruined the surprise!!!

Omega_Haxors, in same great taste!

Inflation was caused by one major grocer just randomly deciding to increase food prices because they knew they could get away with it.

When that’s the take even economists are walking away with, you know it’s egregious. And OFC our governments did jack fucking shit.

Kusimulkku,

Inflation all over the world was caused by one major grocer? Wild

unceme,
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Source? I don’t disbelieve you necessarily but I’d love to read more

Kusimulkku, in Management be like

Love me some pizza though

ALilOff, in Upgrade to Maternity Plus™ today!

Excuse me miss did you want the unlimited viewing plan or just the 5 minute package? If you plan longer than 5 minutes I recommend you to go with unlimited, cause it’ll cost you more later.

rustyricotta,

And you can pay for and print your pictures after the ride/appointment.

umbraroze,
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Almost every situation can be made hell by introducing an enthusiastic sales person with lots of options to market to you

beatensoup,

To see a colored version of the scan, download our finicky app from the App Store, turn on location, Bluetooth, camera, and voice. To zoom into images, upgrade to paid app.

xor, in Ding!

That’s clearly rickety cricket

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