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Gorvin, (edited ) in Ms. Rib would like to speak to a manager

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  • OutlierBlue,

    Monkeys were in that lineage between single celled organisms and you.

    Dkarma,

    Apes. Not monkeys.

    OutlierBlue,

    Apes evolved from monkeys. Monkeys are in your lineage.

    EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, (edited )
    @EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    You got it backward—monkeys evolved from apes.

    Like this:

    https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/683008b2-8e91-4ee4-9574-215139ec168a.jpeg


    Edit: I was wrong. See my comment 2 levels below.

    Portosian,

    Lol, this is also wrong. Replace ape with primate and you’ve got something more accurate. If you actually care about maintaining phyletic groups then apes ( and thus humans) are old world monkeys.

    Gorvin,

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  • OutlierBlue,

    Monkeys are a group of animals. Our ancestors come from that group. They are classified as monkeys. All of us had monkey ancestors.

    I think you’re confusing that with the specific species of monkey that are alive today. Those are distant relatives of ours, not ancestors.

    DocBlaze,

    you came from your dad’s ballsack. science approves.

    AssortedBiscuits, in Posting my favorite memes
    @AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net avatar

    Don’t fight it. Just find another hobby that deserves your time and move on with your life. Games haven’t been truly good for a long time. Unless you’re a Twitch streamer or an esports athlete, games shouldn’t be drudgery. “But it gets better after 10 hours,” “you have to get to the endgame before you’re really playing the game,” “you can’t say you’ve played the game unless you did 3+ runs,” “AAA games suck but indies are still good” Man, shut the fuck up, I’m too old for that shit.

    If you want to capture the excitement of how you felt when you first played videogames as a child, find a different hobby. Seriously, find a hobby that’s completely out of left field. Gardening, fixing mechanical watches, backyard astronomy, raising an ant farm, croqueting, kayaking, trainspotting. You don’t have to be that aging nerd who constantly malds at how modern videogames suck while continuing to fall for nostalgia bait that’ll always fall below your expectations.

    chaircat,

    Games haven’t been truly good for a long time

    Meanwhile, here I am loving gaming and thinking we’re in a golden age of gaming compared to my youth…

    Liberalism,

    Or just engage in moderation like every other medium, it’s weird to me that playing videogames is automatically supposed to be a “hobby” but the same doesn’t apply to watching movies or reading books or whatever.

    atyaz,

    Couldn’t agree more. And even thought I hardly play games anymore, that actually makes them all the more special when I’m excited about a game and play it. It’s rare nowadays, but games like celeste or a short hike were really wonderful. Other than gems that really speak to you though, you really should find another hobby.

    SaladevX,

    Agreed. My most recent binge was Stray, and before that it was The Legend of Zelda: Links Awakening on the switch lmao

    Godric, in Never buy used air pods

    They have Hans Neiman as spokesman.

    netwren, in survival optional.

    Meanwhile in the U.S. with ✌️ speed limits ✌️ everyone goes 10 over and the exceptions are 20-30mph over.

    CaptainEffort,

    Yup, 10 over is my default unless I’m on a highway, which is then 15 to 20 over.

    It’s funny, but those who actually go the speed limit are the ones that people get mad at for going too slow. Even though they’re technically the only ones obeying the law.

    netwren,

    And the most dangerous are the extremes on both ends encountering each other. It’s crazy to me how normalized vehicles are considering the death that they cause, the behavior people exhibit on the roads, and the sheer absolute ignorance that seems to be paid to making them safer. Maybe it’s just apathy?

    explodicle,
    netwren,

    I agree with fuck cars but anywhere outside of Urban centers in the United States no personal vehicles would be absolutely untenable. It’s almost every month I have to drive on a dirt road that I am not biking.

    explodicle,

    Then your case isn’t normal. With fewer people on the road because of better infrastructure, you would have fewer dangerous encounters.

    JudahBenHur, in A dollar saved is a dollar earned

    Honestly, with my raised beds, between compost, seeds and fertilizer I probably lose money compared to buying tomatoes from the store. Home grown garden tomatoes are 10x better quality than grocery store tomatoes.

    fomo_erotic,
    @fomo_erotic@lemmy.ml avatar

    Honestly, with my raised beds, between compost, seeds and fertilizer I probably lose money compared to buying tomatoes from the store. Home grown garden tomatoes are 10x better quality than grocery store tomatoes.

    Bro I been growing edamame. Holy fucking shit. You’ll fucking cum.

    seitanic,
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Soybeans. You’ve been growing soybeans.

    TheBurlapBandit,

    I think the person knows their own garden better than some rando lol

    snooggums,
    @snooggums@kbin.social avatar

    Edamame is soybeans.

    blanketswithsmallpox, in ba dum tss

    This would be better with one panel right?

    Random_user,

    Comedy homicide

    EherVielleicht,

    ba dum tss.

    loomi, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

    Russian propo like typing detected

    Ultraviolet, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

    Wage theft is the biggest form of theft by far. The biggest perpetrator of wage theft is, unsurprisingly, Wal-Mart. They have the audacity to call anyone else a thief?

    MedicPigBabySaver, in literally no clue

    Weak

    candyman337, in We're doomed

    That’s not entirely our fault, it is of course in part because of global warming, but there was a volcano that erupted that punched a hole in the ozone layer above Antarctica

    AngryCommieKender,

    The hole in the ozone layer is more our fault than the volcano’s. The volcano was what disturbed the ozone layer (it’s pretty high up there,) but the reason that the hole didn’t naturally close is that we were using CFCs in aerosol cans, and those were destroying so much ozone that the hole stuck around for 25 years and gave penguins cancer. It’s literally the only major change we have made in regards to climate change, and it worked! The hole is now almost closed. Moral of the story: you want any real action on climate change? Take UV lamps and give penguins skin cancer. Then the dumb apes will pay attention

    countflacula,

    This gave me a horrible visual of someone holding a penguin and a UV Lamp threatening oil execs in a boardroom

    funkless_eck,

    you could bludgeon a penguin, a puppy, a kitten, a child to death with a dildo every day in the board room and oil execs would end up cheering if they could make an extra dollar out of it.

    countflacula,

    That’s very true

    xia, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

    If they want to be more sure that all items are scanned, maybe they should hire and train people to do that.

    JokeDeity,

    No no, one person is enough for 30 registers. 🙃

    ZombieTheZombieCat,

    I am so sick and tired of having two people standing right behind me staring over my shoulder as I’m using self checkout at walmart. It makes me never want to go back there. I actually have never “forgotten” to scan anything, ever. Yet these mfs are breathing down my neck at every store, every time I go. Target is the opposite. I swear these LPs (the plain clothes people but with walkies, come on) and workers are next to me at all times when I’m shopping. But then they usually leave me be at self checkout. I guess by then their ridiculously invasive theft monitoring system has determined I’m not a threat or something.

    Fuck both of these companies. And fuck them even more for running every smaller company out of business so we have nowhere else to shop when we’re sick of being treated like criminals and sick of being sold garbage at some insane markup.

    Wooshock,

    Or better yet actually have a more than a couple cashiers after 10:00 p.m. Walmarts are massive stores they’re not Buffalo wild wings or IHOP… You can’t run the whole place on one person. Needle dicks

    Wooshock, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

    What’s up I’m a employeed, tax paying, US citizen. And I would suggest that anybody take advantage of the limited oversight over the Walmart self checkouts

    These cock suckers decided that they would raise the prices on everybody under the cover of inflation. They did this knowing that it would drive people to suicide, it would drive people to be homeless, it would break part families and crush the American dream for so many people but they did it anyway.

    It’s called plausible deniability… if you forget something in the self checkout, just be a nice person and say it was a mistake, and they will let you slide most of the time. Worst case scenario you have to go back in and pay. Best case scenario you get a bunch of free steak or something.

    darcy, in now that would be interesting.
    @darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

    i forgot sex existed and thought ‘endurance’ was as in physical endurance, like how long u can run or something

    AFallingAnvil,
    @AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

    Most sexually active Lemmy user

    darcy,
    @darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

    i cant argue

    AFallingAnvil,
    @AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

    Long distance relationship here, can’t say I’m exactly all that different. o7

    Catsrules, in Pikachu used war crimes!

    It is just a fight to the faint, so it is totally fine.

    drew_belloc,
    @drew_belloc@programming.dev avatar

    Unless your pokemon is a spoink

    Omega_Haxors,

    Fainting in the original: Death

    Fainting in the game: Passing out

    Fainting in the gameplay: “I don’t want to fight any more but if you want me to fly you across the country that’s fine”

    Knusper,

    Yeah, and at least those are their pets and they don’t, like, violently kidnap wild Pokémon to force those into fights.

    vaxpy,

    Then you appear outside a pokecenter just remembering you lost a battle, with half tour money stolen.

    ThePyroPython,

    It depends on how intense Picachu is.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5LvVRiKfD8&t=0

    Catsrules,

    Picachu weapons free

    HurlingDurling, in I did NOT have inner core!

    Funny meme? Funny at least, but what’s up with Clinton?

    nueonetwo,

    Inner cores = intercourse

    But as another commenter state, Clinton said he never had sexual relations, not intercourse.

    Serinus,

    Where there was a big lead up with “sexual relations” defined as intercourse.

    Bill did not legally lie. Given a mountain of context, he was telling the truth. But the prosecutors were playing for TV clips, not for the case.

    spauldo,

    Oh, how I miss the days when the president getting a blow job from an intern was the big news.

    too_high_for_this,

    Bruh, Biden getting sucked off by anyone would be world news

    spauldo,

    What do you mean? The Trump fans tell me all the time that he’s banging his granddaughter.

    (/s for the oblivious)

    bandario,
    @bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I don’t buy it. Probably just creepily physically restrains her whilst forcibly sniffing her hair and telling her how beautiful she is.

    spauldo,

    Yeah. Grandfathers aren’t supposed to hug their grandkids, after all.

    bandario,
    @bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    youtu.be/jsrXxyoBKOw?si=WGXikRPTxvrf7kMw

    Totally normal human behaviour

    CommieGabredabok,
    @CommieGabredabok@hexbear.net avatar

    “I did not have sexual… relations … with that woman.” ?? I honestly have no frickin clue.

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