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dingus, (edited ) in POV:

Me when I fall down the stairs and hit my head

Facebones, in At least change it up once in a while.

If only Americans cared about America being bad as much as they care about memes calling America bad. 😂

wafflez,

Yes people are bad just because theyre born in a trash country, makes sense. /s

Facebones,

That has nothing to do with what I said but thanks for self reporting I guess. 🤷

pocketman_stuck,

But Russians aren’t bad?

wafflez,

People are bad for their motivations and actions being bad, not for being born in a specific country

pocketman_stuck,

unfortunately you are in a minority. I agree with you.

NutWrench, in It's a mystery
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

Of course it’s a mystery. An honest discussion about why orphan-crushing machines need to exist would lead to an honest discussion about where your society’s pain really comes from.

And the owner class doesn’t want that discussion to happen. Because it would come out that they don’t pay their fair share of the tax burden, which would keep orphan-crushing machines from existing in the first place.

Sailing7, in Just in case, someone needs "Nett hier."

Kommentarsektion… Eigentum… da war doch was. Irgendwas kratzt da an meiner Schädeldecke.

MrFloppy, (edited )
@MrFloppy@lemmy.world avatar

Ach Gott, jetzt hab ichs. Den Running Gag fand ich immer peinlich schlimm. Die Geister die ich rief.

MrFloppy,
@MrFloppy@lemmy.world avatar

Bei mir kratzt nur das Bahnhofsschild an der Schädeldecke. Wie meinen?

arin, in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years

Really annoying start search that doesn’t go to the control panel programs but opens bing search instead, also the right control panel features are not linked from the new 2024 system app ui WTF

shasta, in POV:

Is the joke that he hits his dog when his parents aren’t home?

NutWrench, in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s like Windows is devolving into really, REALLY early Linux, where a single Control Panel application is broken up into a half dozen separate parts and scattered throughout the interface in a dozen separate sub-sub-sub menus.

You should NOT have to hunt for the “print” button in a freaking word processor.

MrRazamataz,
@MrRazamataz@lemmy.razbot.xyz avatar

I mean File->Print makes sense to me…

Crack0n7uesday,

Ctrl + p still works?

Trainguyrom,

I’m trying to remember but some Microsoft Office product did something entirely unexpected when I hit Ctrl+P to print. I wish I could remember the details but it was absolutely soul crushing seeing even basic keyboard shortcuts remapped

NutWrench, in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

21st century Windows developer: “Hey! You know what people REALLY want in a text-based Office Suite? VERY very light gray text on a white background!”

eezeebee, in There's some kind of use for this lighter I can't put my finger on...
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

I have the orange one and it’s great for candles as they get low. Never had a problem with regular Bics for lighting bowls.

itsJoelle,

People are incapable of turning a light side ways and keeping it parallel to the ground. Really isn’t hard.

gmtom, in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

I see two memes right next to each other of Americans crying about being meme’d on… This is why you guys are so fun to bully.

JimmyBigSausage, in Beautiful

Sounds great but who is paying for it?

SnotFlickerman,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Have you heard of this idea called “taxes?”

More than that, are you familiar with the idea of taxes being spent on more than just bloated military and police?

JimmyBigSausage,

Ok just wondering

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Stop JAQing off

Bonskreeskreeskree,

Just curious, do you want everyone living in cookie cutter multifamily boxes or are people allowed to have houses and different size pieces of land and buildings in your utopia?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Its easier, for most, to imagine the end of the world than the end of Capitalism.

SnotFlickerman,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

A fan of Zizek film analysis? That’s definitely one of his positions, related to how much post-apocalyptic media still portrays capitalism in practice post-apocalypse.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Haven’t heard of em, I’ll have to check em out though!

SnotFlickerman,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Slavoj Zizek / Pervert’s Guide to Ideology / Pervert’s Guide to Cinema

Cold_Brew_Enema,

Can you tell me how to get to the fantasy land you are living in where this is possible?

spfhaar,

Tell me what type of society you are imagining please, in the real world it is already difficult for the average entrepreneur not to evade VAT on at least 30% of his purchases, because if we don’t talk about Nordic countries or Switzerland then I don’t see it feasible how people can accept even more interventions from the government in their lives.

Ensign_Crab,

Questions no one ever asks about bailouts or the military.

Bye,

The bailouts were loans. The us govt got that money back.

Those banks should have been punished though, allowed to fail.

Tak,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

Didn’t the bailouts return less money with inflation though? We can’t even give students less interest than inflation with student loans. If the tables were turned the banks wouldn’t have taken less than 5% interest.

Ensign_Crab,

They didn’t know that they would get the money back at the time.

JimmyBigSausage,

This is true.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

And?

Do you have a cost analysis on giving everyone free housing? I’d wager it’s astronomically higher than bailouts or the military.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Society should work towards a better life for all, not better profits for a few.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

I don’t disagree, but that platitude has absolutely nothing to do with the discussion at hand.

Your comic said to cancel all rent and mortgages and give everyone a house, which is not even remotely economically feasible.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Its not economically feasible because modern economics functions to create monetary value not tangible value for our society. You shouldn’t view it through the lense of what is “economically feasible” we should view it through the lense of what we should value as a society. Homelessness exists as a motivating coercive force to keep us buying into a system that would kick us to the curb if any of us were dealt a few bad hands in life. Its why our insurance is tied to our employment. The system is fundamentally broken for humanity to exsist inside of healthily, so much so that alot of us cant even imagine a society outside of it.

null,

Lots of “what”, zero “how”.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

The second i read this comment, the State Anthem of the USSR got stuck in my head.

null, (edited )

Yawn. Let us know when you have actionable steps. Daydreaming is easy and worthless.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

My guy, you are aware the the whole point of the solar punk movement is about using daydreaming and art about an ideal utopia to help bring it about right? Imagination is one of humanity’s superpowers, and I’m currently building the class conciousness necessary to have an actionable future, where the end goal is an extremely solar punk esc future, I am not under the illusion that I will live to seek the future I am fighting for, but that doesnt mean I’m not going to keep working towards it by spreading its message.

null, (edited )

Yawn. Still no answers about the basics.

“Let’s just end murder” – Wow, I’m engaging in important political thinking!

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Yawn, adding nothing to the conversation while shitting on it.

null, (edited )

Nope, I think others have contributed meaningfully and I’m supporting what they’re saying.

You on the other hand refuse to engage with anything of substance. That’s what I’m shitting on.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

🥱

null,

How original.

Keep patting yourself on the back for shallow thinking, I guess.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Will do!

oehm, in There's some kind of use for this lighter I can't put my finger on...

I like clipper better, same thing but refillable. They have the same style with the metal extension piece. Bic goes in the garbage once it runs out.

CluckN, in POV:

This applies to political memes where critiquing the format makes people think you are on the wrong side.

SnotFlickerman, in politically bipolar meme feeds yo
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I would appreciate propaganda a lot more if they more often used tracks from Huey Lewis & the News’ third album, Sports.

Aufschieber, in Just in case, someone needs "Nett hier."

Kannst du das hier auf so ein Bild basteln/photoshoppen? Dann ist besser “postbar” als WhatsApp story oder ähnliches. Hochkant ist ja bekanntlich trend heutzutage.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f86fb4e0-cff2-45ff-87bc-59834e9ac2c1.jpeg

MrFloppy,
@MrFloppy@lemmy.world avatar

Ich stelle mir dein Bild, verschmolzen mit meinem über MS Paint, vor. Ohne transparentem Hintergrund natürlich. Pittoresk

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