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BlastboomStrice, in We are doing again?
@BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz avatar

I think yesterday I remembered those ai texts hidden on images and I was wondering what happened to them…

calabast,

I was making some for a while, but I think the hard part is coming up with new ideas for pictures, and also not getting fatigued from looking through hundreds of similar pictures and thinking “is this one the best? Or is this other one sliiightly better?”

fidodo,

Just ask the AI which one is better

ComradePedro, in overall i am still respectful to everybody but this is definitely relatable to me
@ComradePedro@lemmy.ml avatar

Thankfully for you, I don’t 🧐

Old_Jimmy_Twodicks, in I have very selective memory
@Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works avatar

Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov is an oppressive dictator who was responsible for some of the worst human rights abuses of any former Soviet State (which is a pretty damn high bar).

He is also an absolute cartoon character.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9f73ca7b-5fdc-4b57-ac1a-996b5a77697f.jpeg

sbv,

TIL

Ragdoll_X, (edited )
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

There’s also a non-insignificant chance that he likes horse cock: youtu.be/-9QYu8LtH2E?t=373

arken, in 🧙‍♂️

“dressed as Sauron” would also mean you would attract some attention before the ceremony, basically dressed as a giant burning vagina

Even_Adder, in We are doing again?

This one took me a while.

foofiepie,

What’s really weird is, once you see it, you can’t unsee it. It’s obvious. The brain is strange.

Something_Complex,

Well ****help me then

Even_Adder,

It helps to make these smaller. Look at the dark gaps between the interior rocks.

https://i.imgur.com/LUgePa8.png

TWeaK,

Yeah I opened in a new window and zoomed out, thought it was “who” in the middle. Then I viewed it on the comments page and saw the thumbnail and went “oh, it’s ‘The Stones Will Cry Out’”.

SzethFriendOfNimi,
@SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world avatar

The stones will cry out.

I find unfocusing my eyes helps with these

CheeryLBottom,

That did it for me! Thanks!

zorro,

Yeah I like to try and go a little cross eyed

Something_Complex,

The stones will ???

Even_Adder,

The stones will cry out.

aheadofthekrauts, in Breaking news!!!!!!!!!!

Oilympus has fallen.

tory, (edited ) in Beautiful

USSR style. We can all be our ideal selves. We can finally be writers and artists living in our own large single family homes who teach children on the side, but only when we feel up to it.

And no one has to be the guy who works on the sewers or anything unpleasant like that. Plus, maybe someone wants to do that work, idk. And if not, uh… robots can do it. Who builds, programs, hauls around, and uses the robots whose sole job is to unclog sewers? Uh, nerds, I guess. Or… other robots, maybe, idk.

There will be no need for forced labor at all under this new system.

eezeebee,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

Are we looking at the same meme? I don’t see anything about not working or having other expenses.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Free housing is just as unrealistic as not working.

eezeebee,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

I could settle for a reality where housing isn’t free, just affordable.

Grayox, (edited )
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Single income families should be allowed to exist, families are more important than corporate profits. Furthermore it is unrealistic to not work and just collect rent from folks who do

tory, (edited )

You lack vision here. If we’re canceling mortgages, then why not get rid of other expenses? Surely water heat and electricity are human rights and should be covered by taxes. And we could all likely agree on food as well. Why would we coerce people to work jobs they dislike? We could live our ideal lives if only we dismantled the economic system one layer at a time.

…just don’t think about the details of how we’ll encourage people to do dirty jobs or you’ll get downvoted. That’s bad vibes.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes.

null,

At least you admit it.

pinkdrunkenelephants, (edited )

Or just build a neoagrarian economic system that doesn’t require people to be coerced into doing shit jobs, as they now have high technology to help them build their own shit.

Even septic tanks could be dug, installed and pumped through automation if we all branded together and invested the time and effort into building it instead of being discouraged by people like you.

But you know, why try? After all, someone has to be a slave so let’s keep enslaving each other so you can be comfortable, right? Fuck everyone else. Only you matter

tory, (edited )

So if I wasn’t here- y’all would up and start building the utopia and get the septic robots working.

If you say so. Hey, you know what? Please go ahead and start working on those things regardless. If you manage to build an autonomous sewage worker, you could probably make a lot of money while you wait for the economic system to change. Feel free to comment with your progress, I wish you luck.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Don’t worry, we will. You’ll likely end up coming to us with a hand out when all’s set and done, so it all works out.

tory, (edited )

All I’m hearing is fantasies from people who can’t pay their rent/mortgage and would rather burn it all down without a plan than work a 9-5. But sure, we’ll automate everything and no one will have to work and we can all live in big houses and play video games and post on social media all day.

I mean, obviously, I won’t be automating everything. That sounds like work. Someone probably wants to solve all the problems, though. We can let them do it in their spare time while we chill. I presume that’s you?

Honestly, it sounds awesome. Lmk when I can quit my job and not pay monthly bills.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

No, you’re literally not listening. I proposed not one but two pragmatic suggestions to implement what we’re asking for, and instead of thinking about what I’m saying, you’re just laughing me off and dismissing me because you don’t care about having an honest conversation. You’re just here to vent your emotions and pick on left-wingers who you view as beneath you.

You forget that my suggestions aren’t actually for you. They’re for the benefit of everyone else in the thread. You’re nothing but a springboard for us to jump off of to think and actually make what we want happen.

I guess sitting on your rotten, cigarette hole filled couch in your rotting Alabama trailer and putting down anyone who is different from you is better than actually doing anything to better your life. Like getting a GED, or actually doing honest work instead of living off of government benefits and hypocritically attacking anyone who supports government programs to help the needy like yourself.

I don’t judge you though. 🤷

tory, (edited )

I’m from the North and vote Democrat. I just like to live in reality. You know, where we think about things like who is going to do the dirty jobs when no one has to work unless they want to.

What was your solution for that again?

… And when that half assed solution doesn’t work, are we gonna go without sewers, or are the people with guns going to force someone to do it with the threat of violence?

But no, you’re not living in a fantasy.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Bruh, its about valuing the people who work on the sewer more than the people who work at banks making money out of thin air. Its about shifting the whole paradigm of our society and focusing on what matters, I wouldn’t expect a “tory” to understand that though.

tory,

Plumbers make a lot of money for a reason, yes.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

So why do folks who speculate and gamble with more money than a plumber will see in their lifetime make so much money while providing effectively nothing of value to society?

tory,

Good question, we should probably tax the rich and make owning more than 3 homes illegal or something.

But if we’re canceling mortgages, then why not strive for the ideal world, ya know?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Here’s the thing, we should strive for an ideal world.

tory,

The ideal world isn’t a realistic world unless you can solve for plumbing, etc. If the meme was tax the rich, I’d have upvoted and moved on. We should improve the world we have rather than strive for dreams.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

My guy, we have solved plumbing. You lack vision, i dont want to tax the rich, I want to abolish the system that allows the rich to exist in the first place.

tory, (edited )

Yes! Onward toward a USSR style system that somehow doesn’t involve forced labor, comrade!

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

To each according to their needs from each according to their abilities, and I love how you are just going to ignore how labor is forced in a capitalist system by the threat of dying on the streets if you dont show up to work. Labor is forced in America every damn day.

tory, (edited )

I’m not ignoring it at all, I even highlighted it in another comment above.

It is hard to beat the current system that encourages people to work a single profession for ~30 years 5 days a week in order to foster expertise. And somehow, (rightly or not) manages to make most of them feel like they do it willingly.

I am highlighting the very much more clearly forced labor that arises in communist systems. The kind that people can’t gaslight themselves into thinking they do willingly. Which you seem to be ignoring as hard as you can. Stunning projection tbh.

OurToothbrush, (edited )

Youre comparing making monarchists and nazi POWs (and due to corruption other folks getting caught up in that) work to repair the soviet union to making slaves out of drug addicts in the United States and somehow thinking the former is worse.

Alsephina,

Yup that’s the plan

Jax,

Wants communism, doesn’t understand that it doesn’t solve the problem of no one wanting to clean up shit.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Shits on communism, has no basic understanding of how a centrally run economy functions.

Jax,

No no, I definitely do. I’m not the one willfully ignoring the reality of how ridiculous “everyone can be artists and writers and no one has to work” sounds.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Lol clearly you dont.

OurToothbrush, (edited )

I mean soviet states fixed that by giving better amenities, lower hours, or earlier retirement to people working harder or more unpleasant jobs.

Do plumbers currently have better amenities, lower hours, or earlier retirement than capitalists who do literally nothing?

son_named_bort, in POV:

You’re the man now dog

banneryear1868, in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years

I wish home and pro version influenced the setting panes. I get what they’re trying to do with making it look like OSX and Linux and why the “network interface and adapters” probably isn’t helpful for many home users, but I just wanna manage my interfaces here.

KyuubiNoKitsune,

I think Network and Sharing Centre was more useful than the shit we have now.

tacosanonymous, in We are doing again?

I thought it had something to do with that penis looking formation in the middle.

VikingHippie,

Everything looks like a penis when all you need is to get nailed? 🤷

pearsaltchocolatebar, in Beautiful

“I don’t understand sociology or economics and expect everything to be provided for free”

tdawg,

What idiot thinks anyone wants “stuff for free.” What the fuck do you think taxes are? We aren’t expecting people to shit houses out of their asses. We’re expecting our government WHICH WE PAY to provide us with basic dignity

pearsaltchocolatebar,

Did you not read the comic?

Also, I’m not sure why you think the government owes every citizen a house.

I’m not arguing against social safety nets, but straight up paying for housing for every citizen is how you end up with everyone living in shoebox apartments.

I’m sure that you haven’t even considered the numbers at all on this. If you think the current taxes will pay for it, you’re mistaken.

Even if we took the entire military budget, that would be less than $2,500 per citizen per year.

tdawg,

“it took me three seconds to come up with a BAD implementation, which not a single person in this thread asked for, which doesn’t work! Therefore ALL implementations are bad! Ha!”

Ookami38,

There’s a huge gulf between what this comic says (essentially housing, a basic human necessity) should be free, and what you’re attacking (everything is free). One of those is ABSOLUTELY doable. We live in a world of gross excess, if we stop arguing over how to kill people more efficiently, stop worrying about printing more money, we could give people a small home. Of course someone still has to pay/work for it, no one’s stupid lol.

Even if it’s a “shoebox apartment” it’s better than streets. It’s one of the basic requirements for life. And who’s to say that provided home has to be your only option?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Honestly, even if we replaced current employment with a 10-year indentured servitude contract with a guaranteed 1000 sq. ft. home and free utilities and maintenance for the rest of your life, that’d still be better than what we have now in a lot of ways.

People only like the system we’re in because it provides the illusion of choice, not actual choices.

Jax, (edited )

So far the people advocating for communism ITT are not even sly about shifting goalposts with the wind.

Specifically OP, OP responded to a comment about free housing being unrealistic with “single income families should be allowed to exist” followed by something else that wasn’t relevant to free housing being unrealistic.

At this point I just think they’re big communism shills. (I shouldn’t have to say this is a joke, but I know that I do.)

pearsaltchocolatebar,

They’re just children who expect everything to be hand fed to them by the government and have no sense of nuance. They look at the utopia that communism promises without realizing that humans are selfish and greedy animals, so it’ll never work.

These people are a good example of why echo chambers are a bad thing. They don’t stop to think about why their beliefs might be wrong.

OurToothbrush,

Humans are shaped by their material conditions

Also if humans were naturally greedy it would make sense for 99 percent of humanity to overthrow the 1 percent and distribute the benefits of society more equally.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Also if humans are naturally greedy it would make even less sense to stick with a capitalist system

OurToothbrush, (edited )

“Hey wait a second why isn’t the state enforcing my property relations for free? The peasants aren’t paying rent, someone shoot them!”

frezik,

There’s an entire corpus of books and documents critiquing the current system and on how a society based on mutual aid would work. None of them “expect everything to be provided for free”.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

What was the last book on economics you read?

pearsaltchocolatebar,

It’s been a few years since my economics minor, but likely more recently than you.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Considering you cant name a book, i doubt it. I’m currently reading The Value of Everything by Mariana Mazzucato and Yurugu by Marimba Ani. I cant recommend both of them enough. Its about culture as much as it is about economics.

PatFussy,

This is some hard hexbear vibes. Asking for titles of books read is unbearably cringe.

OurToothbrush,

Anti-intellectualism at its finest folks

PatFussy,

Thanks for chiming in

OsrsNeedsF2P,

No problem, PatFussy

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

If one is a student if economics, naming a book on economics to confirm your bonafides is as low a bar to jump over as humanly possible. Books aren’t cringe, you are just basic.

PatFussy,

Cringe

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Says the user, who’s last post was wishing for more porn on the internet, bahahaha

PatFussy, (edited )
Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

🤓

PatFussy,

Are we best friends or what. Just goofing around am i right chat? Can I get 5 upvotes and remember to smash that bell

pearsaltchocolatebar,

I mean, no. I’m not going to go dig up the syllabus for my econ classes just to prove a point.

You clearly don’t understand economics if you think paying for housing for 335,000,000 citizens is even remotely feasible without a major tax increases on everyone.

Communism is a nice thought experiment, but it’ll never actually work because humans are awful.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

So you haven’t read a book on economics since you graduated, got it.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Progress and Poverty, and you still can’t just have everything for free even in a better system.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

I’ll have to add that to my list, always looking to learn more.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a good read, makes you realize how swindled we got, and what we might have had if they’d adopted these ideas in the late 1800’s.

deaf_fish,

I am not aware of a way to have coercion free society. But I am very sure we can massively reduce the amount of coercion necessary to keep our current society running well.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

Not disagreeing, but the message of “cancel all rent and mortgages,” is silly and shows a clear lack of understanding on how the world works.

clearleaf, in There's some kind of use for this lighter I can't put my finger on...

Snoop Dogg’s use for the lighter is already covered by “and more” before it gets to Willie Nelson. What is the “so much more” he’s doing with a lighter that doesn’t involve grills, candles, or smoking?

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

I’d bet Willy could out-smoke Snoop. It’d be a fun contest, either way.

I wonder if they’ve ever hung out together.

ULS,

I was going to say I think there was a smoking contest between them… But it was Ricky from trailer park boys vs Cheech (or Chong? For some reason I can’t remember right now.)

Lommy,

I wanted to comment that I’ve recently read that he stopped smoking, Upon further investigation this turned out to be an ad for smokeless fire pits.

ULS,

Why don’t people utilize girls for party smoking?

RizzRustbolt,

Butt stuff.

flicker,

Willie Nelson is known for using his for an extended quantity. Which is where the joke is, here. Snoop is known for smoking weed, and Willie Nelson is known for smoking a substantial quantity for longer than Snoop has been alive. For comparison, Snoop is 52. Willie is 90.

I hope this helped.

Harpsist, in 🧙‍♂️

Our friends wedding went exactly like this. As. It was a hobbit themed wedding.

Harpsist, in It's a mystery

Great. Now I need to go rewatch cube.

InFerNo, (edited )

When you say rewatch cube I think of the movie Cube, but I’m not sure that’s what you meant?

Harpsist,

That’s the one! Great Canadian cinema. Number 1 n 3. Not number 2.

Boop2133, in Honestly

We’ve lasted this long as a country by having singular states with a better gdp than most europoor countries

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