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pipows, in On culinary crimes
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

I’m a dead set mac 'n cheese hater

gentooer,

Do you not like short pasta or do you not like cheese sauce?

Sooperstition, in we all know one person like this...

My favorite fun fact is that Big Bird has different names and appearances in different countries. Canonically, they’re all Big Bird’s cousins

Like in Mexico, he’s a green and red parrot named Abelardo

Mannimarco,

In the Netherlands he’s blue and named Pino

baseless_discourse, (edited ) in /wai/ and www

Bro, wait until bunch of western kids, who never been to your country and do not speak your language, flood here to tell you how great you country is, and everything else is just “madeup western propaganda”.

Have been lectured several times about my own country, which I lived in for most of my life…

irmoz,

Wtf is this saying and how is your comment relevant

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

I feel like we’re in danger.

irmoz,

Same

DM294,

Check the username lol. Checks out

baseless_discourse, (edited )

I like to use two unrelated concepts in mathematics to form my username. In this case, I picked base in topology and domain of discourse in logic. I feel like imposing some form of topological structure on the domain of discourse seems like a nice idea.

Realistically, every topology has a base, however the idea of a baseless space sounds pretty cool in my head (basically means you cannot uniquely generate continuous function just from its behavior on the base, in this case it is equivalent to the only base being the entire space). Hence the name “baseless discourse”.

As for it happens to make sense in day-to-day English, it is a happy accident :)

Franzia,

Omg ur country is great I love the repeated buildings across the landscape its so artistic and awesome :3

I know the west dislikes your country but they’re wrong it’s because of dark money oil PACs funding our imperialist reductionist evil corpo oligarchy :3

Oh and if anyone disagrees with me I’d call in the heavy armor!! C:

Muhr, in There's more reasons to feel old than just old memes

Good times 😂

UnrepententProcrastinator, in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

That nerve in the giraffe necks that goes all the way down and then back up is a perfect example why God should not do cable management.

CADmonkey,

Vagus nerve?

rockerface, in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!

Long stick > any other melee weapon

explodicle,

Aliens see us as the water balloon planet.

Narrrz,

the bow and arrow is just a logical extension of mankind's desire to poke each other at ever longer range.

rockerface,

The natural wish to poke but not get poked back

TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

rock->spear->bow and arrow->cannon->handheld cannon->auto-repeating handheld cannon->howitzer->ICBM->Predator drone

Omega_Haxors, in Poompkins.

Infinite food exploit: Eat fruits. Poop seeds. Seeds grow into plants. Plants make more fruit. More plants more fruit. Never go hungry again.

Currens_felis, in from 1st to 5th

What if I’m playing with my brother, so we have the same mom?

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I said what I said.

Nacktmull, in Rules for thee but not for saymen
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

Seriously, it´s time we just start writing it Samon instead.

SpaceNoodle, in Duality of c/memes

#2 isn’t wrong tho

ShustOne,

Disagree

nonearther, in A high-falutin' Monster Energy.

The comparison makes no sense whatsoever

Johnhones,

They both mix alcohol(downer) and caffeine(upper)

I_Has_A_Hat,

So do a lot of drinks.

Irish Coffee

Nutty Spaniards

Hell, Coke has caffeine in it. So add like every mixed drink to the list.

Philipp,

ClubMate Vodka doesn’t care, and goes to the bar, ordering another one.

kek_w_lol,

Rum coke ftw

someguy3,

So you’re complaining that the joke didn’t include all the drinks… Geez.

I_Has_A_Hat,

More that it’s a shitty comparison since there’s so many other drinks that fit that category. Might as well try to say they’re related because they’re both a liquid.

someguy3, (edited )

More like yours is a shitty complaint. It’s a joke, not a phd thesis.

Johnhones,

But the joke here is also commenting on the vibe of an espresso martini in relation to a vodka redbull. The latter is seen as a bit more of a trashy drink while the former has a fancier vibe. I love an Irish coffee, but the metaphor would change to something like the Irish coffee being a vodka redbull that travelled europe during the winter.

JD and coke has same sorta of vibe as the vodka redbull, but coke has a lot less caffeine.

Not heard of Nutty Spaniards, googled 3 recipes and none had any caffeine mixer I could see. Red wine, sherry, almond mixer and orange bitters.

BonesOfTheMoon,

It’s just a joke honey bunny.

Stuka, (edited )

Umm…yes it does?

I’m really worried if yall are grown ass adults and can’t see the connection here…

LastYearsPumpkin, in Priorities

I love how everyone worships dogs. Most dogs I’ve met are exciting as fuck, they play constantly, run around everywhere and jump with you. I fully understand that this is a dog lover problem, but damn, dogs are special.

Kids are similar, they are exciting, dirty, loud, playful, etc… Again, this is usually due to being human.

Most dog owners and parents are probably having a great time being dog owners and parents.

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES,

I’m more of a cat person.

ciapatri,

You know you’re not on reddit when the cat person gets downvoted.

hairynipple,

Fucking vegans, can’t go two seconds without mentioning it…

PM_ME_YOUR_ZOD_RUNES,

Wtf, I ain’t no fucking vegan. How insulting.

Bayz0r,

I’m a vegan dog lover and I’m insulted!

IHaveTwoCows,

CATS EAT MEAT EXCLUSIVELY

BoiLudens, in Just plain good advice

Unexpected meme therapy

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It’s a brand new specialization

c10l, in Leg day is hard, ok?

I guess the energy never did work out in the end.

aaaaaaadjsf, in Reality is blurry and a little unstable
@aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net avatar

If you have POTS this is common unfortunately. I find that cardio exercise and lots of salt helps a ton.

EffortlessEffluvium,

Plain Old Telephone Service???

aaaaaaadjsf,
@aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net avatar

Nah, Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome. It can be pretty bad at times. Thankfully there’s a lot of things you do to reduce its effects.

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