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spittingimage, in On culinary crimes
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

You wouldn’t be assuming that everyone on Lemmy is American, would you? Because I lost my shit over that too.

Blubber28,

I’m Dutch myself so nope, not assuming so XD

Nevertheless, as a European, it is my continental duty to shit on Americans, which is (partially) why I made the meme :P

Ejh3k,

Hold the fucking phone bud. You can shit on America all you want, but don’t. Think you can shit on Americans all you want.

It was Americans that saved you all in ww2. We are mostly good and decent people.

But, I have never in my life seen raisins anywhere near Mac & cheese. I’ve never seen olives near it either.

Dontfearthereaper123,

Did you not realise the irony of making this comment?

Juvyn00b,

They either full well do… or full well don’t. Either way, that’s entertaining!

Nythos,

Why do uptight Americans always go straight for “we saved your arse in WWII” whenever they feel the slightest bit offended someone riffed their country a tiny bit.

HotDogFingies,
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

Nationalism is a bitch.

Ejh3k,

Oh? The greatest credible threat to the world? Not saying that dropping two nukes on the country that invaded and raped or killed uncountable numbers of people is heroic, but without us and the lend lease, Europe was fucking done for.

Also, none of us say arse.

Thirdly, we fucking did save your ass in ww2. Also in ww1. I’m literally never the ugly American in public, I’ve had Turkish taxi drivers in German ask me why I want to go to the American army base because I’m so not that person.

But give credit where it’s due.

HotDogFingies,
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

Shut up, Grandpa. You're embarrassing me.

Ejh3k,

You’re embarrassing yourself.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

May all your mac and cheese have raisins in it.

sock,

ur funny

you saved nobodies ass and its EMBARRASSING youre taking ANY credit when you probably ask for help getting a milk jug out of the fridge.

you saved nobody. america now has saved nobody. soldiers arent heroes theyre people that want to survive stop glorifying the war and the us like we won a call of duty campaign. America wants its own people to die and they want to capitalize on it.

the military is for fuckn weirdos that like supporting oil tycoons and if youre forced to join then you have my utmost respect as that fucking sucks.

if ur gonna talk shit at least have something to back it up how many one arm pullups can you do, how longs ur planche, front lever etc? oh you cant do any of these things because youre a couch politician, soldier, and patriot i forgot. focus on something useful in your life. america doesn’t wanna suck your dick

Ejh3k,

I was in my second week of basic training when 9/11 happened, so don’t give me shit about supporting oil companies.

I did my time. 15 months in baghdad in 03 and 04. Got hit with 13 IEDs, shot at nearly every day. You just don’t have a clue what you are talking about.

HotDogFingies,
@HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

Getting shot at comes with the job you willingly signed up for.

Peaty,

Yeah and the credit for WWII should be mostly given to the USSR.

namingthingsiseasy,

Jokes aside, it was Canada that liberated the Netherlands. And they took in the Dutch royal family as well. en.wikipedia.org/…/Canada–Netherlands_relations?u…

It’s actually quite a beautiful story to read about, for those who are interested.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s why we named the quintessential canadian winter warming move after them, the dutch oven.

PlasmaDistortion,

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  • ReluctantMuskrat,

    I mean this is simply another reason us American carry guns

    HotDogFingies,
    @HotDogFingies@kbin.social avatar

    I don't think most Americans need a reason.

    oozeling,

    I don’t think Americans need a reason raisin.

    FTFY

    iegod,

    o7

    canihasaccount,

    Well, .world is definitely a US domain.

    /s

    Godric, in Every day we stray further from God's light.

    Desperately seeking content will the death of the internet, change my mind

    NigelFrobisher, in Let 'em COOK!

    That’s actually sweater weather in Kelvin.

    VicksVaporBBQrub, in aww

    The council is wet and requests motion to unwet. All those in favor?

    cantstopthesignal, in Let 'em COOK!

    Chicago here, it was 87 yesterday. Totally normal

    sturmblast,

    couple hours north of you, everything is fine, this is fine

    xusontha, in aww

    They hath been shooketh by news most dire…

    kek_w_lol,

    Their fur is wet, needs to dry by a fire.

    xusontha,

    Oh noes!

    SneakyThunder,

    Oh, no! I don’t think that’s what they desire

    kek_w_lol,

    Don’t speak for the council, you dog! You liar!

    VikingHippie,

    What is this infernal rhyming, my mind is in fog! Oh no, I’ve joined the choir!

    Pfnic, in Every day we stray further from God's light.

    This is nothing compared with cheesy escargot sushi

    darcy,
    @darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

    hey i mean snails can technically be considered a type of fish (its true look it up), so i guess it works

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    Seafood does not mean fish.

    darcy,
    @darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

    no, i mean legally, for food (at least in america). depending on how its prepared, it can be called fish (not just seafood). the fda is ‘‘supposedly’’ going to make a category for snails, for obvious reasons.

    SlopppyEngineer, in Let 'em COOK!

    Next summer is going to be fun if El Nino pattern holds. It would mean that this year with heat domes, forest fires and floods was just the preview and next year is the main event.

    photonic_sorcerer,
    @photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Just wait until El Niño is no more, forever. Then all hell will break loose.

    tdawg, in Congrats, guys!

    You guys are able to laugh?

    iforgotmyinstance,

    Like Jimmy most of us are wasted as many of our waking hours as possible.

    eatham, in Let 'em COOK!
    @eatham@aussie.zone avatar

    Their faces melted off in the heat

    Underwaterbob, in I really appreciate that I can keep coming back to that game

    I’ve been meaning to start it for years now, but I’m actually kind of intimidated by it at this point.

    RQG,
    @RQG@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s among the least intimidating games I ever played. You statt super simple and progress at your own pace. At any time you have different things you can do but you’re free to focus on what you enjoy most.

    Now you can optinize and rush certain rewards etc. But for the first playthrough just do whatever looks cool. It’s such a fun game.

    Guess I talked myself into another playthrough.

    Sphks,
    @Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I played it with my kids in coop mode.
    What’s great is the progression system. You start very poor, having to cut wood, with nowhere to go that far. The areas and what you can do unfold themselves step by step.

    cyberpunk007,

    Can only play 2 players at once though right?

    Sphks,
    @Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Up to four in split screen. We played it with my two kids in couch coop. We where three in split screen. Each player has one house. The money is shared, so I was working to get money, while my kids were exploring and having fun.

    I don’t remember exactly but one player is mandatory (the one starting the “save”/“world”), then the three others are optional. However you don’t want to play a lot without the other characters since they will not progress (the more you do something with one character like cutting wood, the easier it is for this character).

    Nashua,

    Up to 8 players in the 1.6 update

    monomon,
    @monomon@programming.dev avatar

    I also played with my kids on lan, and they love it. Had to discipline them a bit to water the plants 😀

    UntouchedWagons,
    @UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

    It starts off slow but by the second year you need the wiki open on a second screen, mainly to know when and where certain fish show up.

    CyberEgg, in Let 'em COOK!

    What happened in '83?

    Tak,
    @Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

    More Regan

    TankieTanuki, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

    Uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Korea from the genocidal American empire.

    Alisu,

    Uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Football from the genocidal FIFA empire.

    HurlingDurling, in Feel old?

    Its not actually, most of the oil was from plants that died before fungus and decaying bacteria evolved so the dead logs just sat there and would not decompose ever

    UnrepententProcrastinator,

    I thought this was the story of charcoal.

    xusontha, in Do we do Spooktober here?
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