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dynamo, in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years

*unwilling

DonkeyShot, in Low-hanging fruit đŸ„±

It’s low hanging because it’s overweight.

0ops, in We are doing again?

Squinting works for me too btw

db2, in We are doing again?

I see a zombie giraffe. đŸ€·

Radiant_sir_radiant, in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

I also like RUD (rapid unscheduled disassembly).

chandz05, in In truth I was just at home, but a day off is a day off.

I know a lot of workplaces/bosses don’t like it, but I’m of the opinion that your time off is your time off. It doesn’t matter if you’re in town or out of town, have the ability to get to work or not, if you have scheduled time off, you shouldn’t have to make any excuses as to why you’re not at work.

TimeSquirrel, (edited )
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Going from retail to trade work 20 years ago was a world of difference. If someone has a day off, it's a DAY OFF and you better not even call the motherfucker. Workers will even get yelled at by the boss for disturbing fellow employees personal time if they don't absolutely have to.

Retail is just all hell. If anyone is doing that, get out. Get out any way you can. There is no future, you will NOT be rewarded for going above and beyond, and you are just a corporate asset.

There's also another major difference. In the trades, comraderie grows organically as you work with others on a job. In retail, it's all forced, with dumbass morning meetings and songs and shit.

tiramichu, (edited )

I work in IT and if you need to call someone when they are off, that’s a huge embarrassment.

Nothing should fall apart because one person on the team isn’t there. Nothing should ever be so critical that their absence is life and death. Never should there be a problem where only one person has the answers.

If you have to call someone when they’re off then you didn’t manage your team and their work properly, and you fucked up, big.

Sharkwellington,

This is what I’ve heard called the “bus buffer”, which means “run your team so that if someone is hit by a bus you aren’t totally screwed.”

tiramichu,

Yep, and conversely someone is a “bus risk” if they are that single critical person.

rockerface,

Work in IT too, can 100% agree. If someone needs to come in at weekends/vacations/days off, it’s a genuine skill issue of whoever is managing the project

Boop2133, in Honestly

We’ve lasted this long as a country by having singular states with a better gdp than most europoor countries

Harpsist, in đŸ§™â€â™‚ïž

Our friends wedding went exactly like this. As. It was a hobbit themed wedding.

son_named_bort, in POV:

You’re the man now dog

aheadofthekrauts, in Breaking news!!!!!!!!!!

Oilympus has fallen.

arken, in đŸ§™â€â™‚ïž

“dressed as Sauron” would also mean you would attract some attention before the ceremony, basically dressed as a giant burning vagina

ComradePedro, in overall i am still respectful to everybody but this is definitely relatable to me
@ComradePedro@lemmy.ml avatar

Thankfully for you, I don’t 🧐

CluckN, in POV:

This applies to political memes where critiquing the format makes people think you are on the wrong side.

SnotFlickerman, in politically bipolar meme feeds yo
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I would appreciate propaganda a lot more if they more often used tracks from Huey Lewis & the News’ third album, Sports.

oehm, in There's some kind of use for this lighter I can't put my finger on...

I like clipper better, same thing but refillable. They have the same style with the metal extension piece. Bic goes in the garbage once it runs out.

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