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bus_factor, in There's some kind of use for this lighter I can't put my finger on...

It’s perfect for lighting bowls

youtu.be/JB35g7cllPs

ElBarto, in There's some kind of use for this lighter I can't put my finger on...
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I quite like them, haven’t burnt myself when smoking a bong in a long time.

Bronco1676, in There's some kind of use for this lighter I can't put my finger on...

For a second, I thought Lemmy had advertisements now.

MeatsOfRage, in [Happy Wheels music starts playing]
GrammatonCleric,
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Paul Rudd, is that you?

randomaside,
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Came here for this comment

Thcdenton, in There's some kind of use for this lighter I can't put my finger on...

Nah thanks my lighter technique is to ingrained. I’ll stick with the original.

SirBucksworth, in My tradition with the rest of the pastry 🎅🏻🍆😉
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And when someone’s telling you to eat a d*ck at Christmas just pull that one out and eat it while staring into his or her eyes

PerogiBoi,
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The real chad move here would be to start sucking his dick while staring into his or her eyes.

arymandias, in True

I started a discussion on the conclusion of the Mueller Report but my comment got deleted for spreading misinformation.

db2, in Get in loser...

They’ve all done it. Congress is the problem, not the particular geriatric in the white house at any time. Your meme is myopic as fuck, that’s why you’re getting downvoted, and you deserve it for doing it so badly.

Sabre363, in Get them while they're hot

But then that one bitch-ass little frenchy jumps ship and falls into the forbidden lands under the seat. And you can see it but can’t quiiite reach it while you swerve through traffic, your greedily disappointed fingers searching hopelessly for the now long lost, deliciously fried and seasoned, crispy potato :(

germtm_, in I know what I got

The Ullapool Caber

Glaive0, in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.

I use “Observational Maintenance” all the time:

When you ask someone to look at a problem and it’s fixed by the time they do.

A friend showed me an issue they’d been having for over a YEAR. I did almost NOTHING and it was working by the time I looked at it.

More often than not it’s me that looks dumb, though.p

Anamnesis, in Are you a microwave?

Or in the case of my dumb microwave: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP.

WHY SO MANY

Baku, (edited )

I was at a hotel once and went to the bathroom while heating up some food. The microwave finished and beeped like 10 times then beeped every 15 seconds until I opened the door. I don’t really understand what problem that’s meant to fix, it’s not like the microwave keeps microwaving after it beeps and shuts off, nothing’s going to catch on fire

My drier at home does this too, although every 10 minutes as opposed to seconds, and I don’t understand that either. Washing machine I could understand since if you forget about it for too long it might go mildew-y, but once my drier is done, it’s done, and won’t turn back on until Its turned back on. A beep every 10 mins might be nice as an optional toggle or something for forgetful people, but it’s just plain annoying

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) in Meatballs
harry315, in 🧙‍♂️

!lotrmemes would love that meme

terminhell, in Meatballs

Someone needs to make the top one “Me at malls”

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