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FUCKRedditMods, in Great, now it’s stuck in my head : I’m blue, dadodidadoda dadodidadodaaaa🎶

Ahem, daBAdee daBAda

HerbalGamer,

Absolutely correct. I came here to tell them off but thank you for doing it for the rest of us.

foggy,

Woot oor you twoo toolking aboot? OP hod it obsolutely correct

balderdash9,
itsnicodegallo, in Existential Crisis

Regular dogs have bones too. They still munch on the bones of other animals. This isn’t the conundrum it’s made out to be.

SineNomineAnonymous, in *chuckles* I'm in danger

“Hey israel, I need an excuse to start a war with Iran and no one is buying the nuke thing anymore, got an idea?”

“Sure, you got a ship?”

“Yeah, why?”

“Open a history book, I’ll get to work.”

doctorn, in The size of a what
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

I just realized I have a giant cat the size of a small cat…

Nature is amazing!

Mr_Fish, in Wanna watch a movie?

I’m not worried. I already know they’re enjoying the lotr extended edition marathon. Who doesn’t?

Afghaniscran,
SpaceNoodle, in oof

More like $20.

mxcory,

Got the censored version at Walmart.

massive_bereavement,
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

Uugh ..

teamevil,

Waif Me

umbraroze, in Americans
@umbraroze@kbin.social avatar

God clearly failed, then. George W. Bush kept bombing places that he couldn't pronounce.

boredtortoise, in When you need to disable ads and give access to the microphone

The jokes on them. In our household we praise and yell McDonald’s regularly

dipshit,

I’m lovin’ it

DoubleOwl7777, in If you only criticize civilian casualties when Palestine resists, then your concern isn't civilian casualties. Your concern is Palestine resisting massacre.
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both sides are stupid. youd think after all these years of fighting a compromise could be found, but NO, they just always fight. gives me the feeling that they dont want it any other way.

burntbutterbiscuits,

Gimme that good old fundamentalist religion

lolcatnip,

Who’s “they”, exactly? Certainly not the average Israeli or Palestinian.

Imgonnatrythis,

Have you ever heard the phrase, “you can’t negotiate with terrorists?” Turns out it’s true.

OprahsedCreature,

Didn’t the United States consider the Taliban terrorists? Did that stop them from negotiating a retreat from Afghanistan? America sure seems to believe you can negotiate with terrorists.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Negotiate? They straight up support terrorists or conduct business with them for ‘the greater good’ or ‘the big picture’.

OprahsedCreature,

What America considers “terrorists” are often the least problematic of their associations. Let’s not forget how South Korea used to be ruled by a series of dictators, or the installation of Pinochet, or the South Vietnamese dictators.

Imgonnatrythis,

I mean, I guess you can try, but you’re going to be dissapointed every single time. 10/10 don’t recommend.

Gadg8eer,
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The terrorists in that case managed to outlast a billion/trillion $ anti-terrorism budget, I don’t think the US had much negotiating power or a choice to not negotiate in that case. Ironic considering how many times that it’s been the other way around.

addys,

I doubt that you will be swayed by facts, but just for the record: in 2000 Israel offered Hamas to become a fully sovereign nation on 100% of Gaza’s territory (and 95% of the West Bank) with East Jerusalem as their capital. Hamas declined. In 2005 Israel voluntarily disengaged from Gaza and enabled self-rule, hoping this would be a step towards peace. It wasn’t. In 2011 there was another offer for a “two states for two peoples” solution, Hamas once again rejected it.

None of this is surprising since the Hamas is a fanatic Muslim group following the most militant tenets of Islam. Their publicly-stated charter is to utterly destroy Israel (“drive the jews into the sea”) and create a Muslim nation on the entire area of Palestine. So anything less than that is a non-starter. Any Jew left alive in Israel means that they haven’t finished yet.

Note that there’s nothing in the charter about the Palestinian people - The Hamas takes no civic or sovereign responsibility for the population which they govern. In other words, Hamas sees the Palestinian people as a consumable resource in their fight to bring Islam to 100% of the territory historically referred to as “Palestine”. So building tunnels under schools and hospitals is allowed. Diverting humanitarian aid to the military infrastructure while the population starves is fine. Indoctrinating children from kindergarten about the glory of killing Jews is standard procedure. etc. Using the Gaza residents as human shields is valuable both for reducing Hamas casualties as well as increasing collateral damage which makes Israel “look bad” in the international community.

Compromise is difficult because when negotiating with someone who wants you dead, how do you meet them halfway ?

BaldProphet,
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Go further back, even. The UN Partition Plan for Palestine in 1947 would have given Palestine its own territory, splitting it with Israel 45/55. The Arab League and Arab Higher Committee of Palestine both rejected it.

It's not like compromises have never been offered. The Arabs have simply never been willing to accept anything less than the expulsion of the Jews from the territory.

istdaslol,

Just an addendum, the partition is based on the previous split of Transjordan Palestine after ww1, where there was a 80/20 split for the Arabs. With the Israeli getting most of Palestine.

FaceDeer,
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From their perspective, someone just moved into their house one day and when they objected they said "let's compromise, you can keep half of the house." No wonder they rejected that compromise.

Unfortunately we're now a couple of generations past that initial event so it's a lot more complicated at this point.

TaTTe,

Correct me if I’m wrong here, but I don’t think they “just moved in”. They’ve lived there for a long time as well, but the former country of Palestine was quite divided ethnically, and that caused issues due to extremists (on both sides).

The purpose of splitting Palestine was to get two countries that were at least less divided ethnically, but due to where people lived Israel still remained quite evenly divided between muslims and jews whereas the new Palestine was close to 100% muslims.

Countries have been split all over the world before in somewhat similar manners without causing as big conflicts, showing that this could’ve been done in a peaceful manner. What went wrong here? I don’t know.

DarkGamer,
@DarkGamer@kbin.social avatar

At this rate they shall soon have no house at all. Constant terror attacks against an undefeatable enemy and an unwillingness to compromise will ensure it.

matcha_addict,

Palestinians are not saying to expel Jews. They are saying to remove the ethnoreligious state, not the Jews themselves.

This was reiterated countless of times. They seek a Democratic state where Jews and non jews can be equal.

BaldProphet,
@BaldProphet@kbin.social avatar

Sorry, I was wrong. They want to "obliterate" the Jews, not expel them. When talking about genocide, it's important to specify the correct flavor.

https://avalon.law.yale.edu/20th_century/hamas.asp

Regardless, they have multiple times rejected concessions and compromises that would have enabled them to have an independent democratic nation. If that's truly what they wanted, why would they always pass on the opportunity to get it without bloodshed?

matcha_addict,

Why agree to this “compromise” when Israel violated the previous one?

Drive the vast majority of a population from their homes, and to a tiny strip of their former homeland, then “generously” offer them to just remain there in their little concentration camp. And not even guaranteed, given Israel’s history. Gee, I wonder why they rejected?

It’s not surprising that this is what occupiers think is “compromise”.

addys,

If you know enough history to be familiar with the “previous ones” then you know that that they could have gotten half of Israel’s territory in 1947 but instead they (the Arab nations) preferred to go to war to take it all. And they failed. And then again in 68, same story. BTW Israel has repeatedly offered to transfer control of Gaza to Egypt, the Egyptians have no interest in helping them out in any way. It’s more expedient for all the Arab world that Gaza remains a festering sore in Israel’s side - of course at the expense of the poor Palestinians who are stuck there. Even now, Egypt is unwilling to open it’s border for Palestinians who wish to flee the area. But it’s obviously more fashionable to blame Israel for creating a “concentration camp” even after all of that. No-other country in the region is willing to lift a finger to help them, yet you expect the most from the country which Gaza has sworn to destroy and attacks at every opportunity?

ATiredPhilosopher,

Israel already look horrible to anyone paying attention, the entire West is backing them

Spazz,

“hurr de durr, both sides”

What a giant load of crap

matcha_addict,

There’s many Palestinians in Israeli territory right now. If they were willing to compromise, they wouldn’t be brutalizing them weekly, gassing them in places of prayer and stripping away their rights.

bobs_monkey,

One of my best friends has a whole bunch of Israeli cousins that I’m friendly with when they’ve visited the states. According to them, a lot of Israeli people have a lot of Palestinian friends and vice versa, especially the younger generations, it’s primarily the Israeli government and Hamas that keep this shit going. Most of the average people don’t take issue with each other outside of extremists and nationalists on either side, they’d rather just all get along. They say the issue tends to lie with governing authority over holy sites, that Israel is trying to be the big kid on the block in the region, and the Palestinians just want to live in peace with equal rights and to not be treated as substandard citizens on their own land and are rightfully pissed that they keep getting pushed around.

matcha_addict,

Of course, the issue is the Israeli state, not the Jewish people. There are even organizations in Israel fighting for Palestinian rights and against the Israeli state (and many get punished for it).

But unfortunately there are also many who support what is being done to Palestinians. But in the end, the Israeli state and military are the main entities to blame.

proper, in D and D had multiple 10 episode seasons to get it done. Lucas did it in three movies.
@proper@lemmy.world avatar

haven’t seen this douche in a while. imho people should cover his stupid face with the face of whoever the meme is referencing 🤷‍♂️

AlligatorBlizzard,
Wogi,

This meme is accurate and I regret my decisions.

Wogi,
BCsven, in Pitbulls

Employer: you have no skills, and we don’t think you will work hard. BC Junkie pushes shopping cart fiiled, with 60lbs of stuff, for 20km per day seaeching for returnable bottles. Climbs in and out of metal alot in clothing donation bin like the stretchy dude in Xfiles

xusontha, in It's coming.

Bro I’ve seen/heard MULTIPLE Christmas ads already

I even saw a Christmas stand in a store

Who is buying Christmas stuff in OCTOBER?

30p87,

Saw a pallet of 79 cent Santas in some store the other day, and a Santa Femboy on the Hub.

Todesschnitzel,

Shit sells best in November. The earlier they sell it, the more money they may make.

Steve,

Must not be in the USA

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Supermarkets here in Germany are already full on Christmas sweeties.

xusontha,

w h y

Is this a cultural thing I’m not understanding?

UlfKirsten,

No. It’s an idiot thing you’re rightfully rejecting.

xusontha,

Oh lol

Schmeckinger,

We start cristmas on the first of September here in Germany. And you will pry my Gewürzspekulatius out of my cold dead hands.

xusontha,

At least share one with me…

Schmeckinger,

Also they don’t play the christmas music, its just as soon as it starts getting colder they go from grill mode into christmas mode. Where instead of grill stuff you can buy christmas stuff and fondue. Also we don’t really have Thanksgiving and a lot of people aren’t into fall stuff like pumpkins, so for seasonal stuff they go straight to Christmas.

xusontha,

like yin and yang, but grills and christmas decorations

ColeSloth,

Walmart went full in on their Christmas section like two+ weeks ago.

xusontha,

of course they did why wouldn’t they

eventually they’re gonna reach the point of never getting rid of their Christmas section

baggachipz,

Same with Lowe’s. You can’t even get Halloween shit now, even though it’s several weeks away. I went into Kohl’s on Tuesday and it was all Christmas music playing.

joyjoy, in But it's all about convenience

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TimeSquirrel,
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"Shit, what did I fuck up?"

TheyCallMeHacked,

Yes, do as I say

some_guy,

Beat me to it.

gizmonicus,

Damn it, you beat me to it. A wise linux user you are.

ThePenitentOne, in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!

Absolutely fucked up that your taxes go to supporting animal abuse whether you like it or not. Although, arguably worse is how many people don't even give the animals' suffering a second thought and just take the selfish path. Even fucking stupider is that chicken can be bought at the same price as tofu per kg. Like what the shit? Stop subsidising it. It's environmentally destructive and incredibly immoral.

nodsocket,

I’ve always thought that vegan activists would be a lot more successful if they could end these meat subsidies, instead of harassing the public. If the price of meat triples no one is going to be eating meat regardless of their politics.

clanginator,

Yeah but good luck getting anything passed when the GOP and all of the animal agriculture lobbying industry will be screaming from the rooftops about how everyone’s favorite foods will be more expensive.

nodsocket,

“THEY’RE TAKIN AWAY OUR BERGERS!”

Fiivemacs,

That’s exactly the reason this would never happen. The outrage would be uncontrollable.

ThePenitentOne,

Forcing people to do something is easier than making them change wilfully. But people still should have the moral integrity to make the right choice regardless. Plus, people are so propagandised and indoctrinated by the industry from politicians and other bullshit that it would be an incredibly hard battle to fight.

Ataraxia,

Change zoning laws so I can raise my own in my backyard other than just chickens. I have no problem raising and slaughtering my food. No need for factory farms.

Fiivemacs,

Incoming pitbull-bull hybrids

LemmysMum,

How about we all raise our own cattle.

Since we can’t modify suburbia to accommodate that many cattle let alone the additional waste, how about we make specially designated places where we can send all our cows to live.

And since everyone travelling back and forth to look after their cattle would be highly impractical how about we designate a handful of individuals to care for all of the cattle so everyone else can worry about their other jobs.

And since it’s difficult for a single family to store and consume a whole cow, how about we designate a group of people to slaughter and process them into more manageable pieces.

And since everyone going to one place to get their meat and somewhere else to get the rest of their produce, how about we just sell them in one place together.

It’s almost like we know how this works out and should just improve the regulations around caring for our food while it’s alive.

ninjan, in Simple Truth

It’s true for both sides as they both can’t tolerate one another.

I see no possible solution without a third power establishing a wide ass DMZ between the two and make sure the zone fucks over both equally. Ideally they’ll stop hating each other and focus on the DMZ being ass. Might give us relative peace for like a decade or two.

Jaytreeman,

Those territories are so small that a dmz might just be the entire area....

ninjan,

Exactly, surely both will hate it. Classic parenting, if you can’t play nice no one can have it, puts toy on shelf. The really expensive part is building the infrastructure needed on the little space left to house all the people displaced. But hey work for a shit ton of people

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