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frippa, in Playing an unsupported file
@frippa@lemmy.ml avatar

VLC, MPV

cupcakezealot, in Wrong explanations only
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

worms are attracted to jesus being crucified

itsgroundhogdayagain, in Honey Badger

Stofel!!!

pomodoro_longbreak, in 6÷2(1+2)
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Meanwhile programmers will be like, fools, clearly 2(n) is a function 😏

fallingcats,

I don’t know a single language that lets you use a name starting with a number for anything off the top of my head

deadbeef79000,

Probably Haskell.

Lilac,

Kinda. You can’t define a name, but you can get the compiler to interpret literals as a function. If you have a Num instance for (Integer -> Integer) where,

fromInteger i = x -> x * i

the compiler can interpret integer literals as functions like so

x = 2(5) :: Integer

cupcakezealot, in Playing an unsupported file
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

me: opens vlc. play it anyway, idc

Dadifer, in Playing an unsupported file

VLC

MasterNerd, in Terrorism
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

It’s only terrorism when non-white people do it

db2, in Passions

That guy definitely acquired some brand new diseases that day.

culpritus, in Hamas
@culpritus@hexbear.net avatar

“What we saw here was a mass Hannibal. There were many openings in the fence, thousands of people in many different vehicles with hostages and without.”

Amid the confusion, twenty-eight Israeli combat helicopters fired all of the ammunition they were holding, including hundreds of 30 mm explosive shells and Hellfire missiles, during the course of the day.

new.thecradle.co/articles-id/13145

letsgo, in Wrong explanations only

You think rubbing sticks starts a fire, but in reality it’s the worms that start the fire with their Annelid Magick.

S_204, in Wrong explanations only

Tremors plot origin.

planish, in Wrong explanations only

If you try to light the Earth on fire, the worms that live in it will come stop you.

normalexit, in Which pill do you choose?

I’d like to go back with my memories, but might run into some sort of time cop situation. It’s a tough call.

AlolanYoda, in Why?

Wait, I don’t understand. Is there context I’m missing or am I just dense?

mpldr, in Wrong explanations only
@mpldr@beehaw.org avatar

To exorcise parasites from the earth, ram a cross into the ground and magic godly waves will drive then out

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