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SomeGuy69, in Which pill do you choose?

With six it would give me the opportunity to move to my dad and spare me 6 more years of torture and violence. I’d take that even over 100 billion.

HoodieGyaru, in brlbrlelebrbrbr
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Eat ass so you can be bred with tapeworms in your tummy 😋

jeanofthedead,

I have yet to meet a person who has ever had tapeworms.

kewwwi,
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eat ass, lose weight 😂🤷‍♀️

reverendsteveii, in Which pill do you choose?

I was 6 in 1990. I can make stock moves that are worth more than $10 million by the time I get to today pretty easily. Maybe fix a couple things that could’ve gone differently while I’m there. I’m not scared of randomness, I’ve thrived in it once already.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, in Which pill do you choose?
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Hold on I have to look up all the winning games so I can become a billionaire just by gambling.

After that red pill all the way

dullbananas, in Which pill do you choose?
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Red pill so I can become powerful enough to end everyone’s need for money

Agent641, in Recursive authentication

My university recently forced us to use this shitpile to 2FA, it never fails to disappoint

tdawg, in Obedience of cats

I would lose. my. mind.

piranhaphish, in Recursive authentication

Brought to you by the same company that takes you to the logout page when you go to the login URL

afraid_of_zombies, in Recursive authentication

One day authentication of new users will be impossible and the only way to get on will be to purchase it from someone who already has it. Entire companies will run on a single account hey bought for millions of dollars. News stories will run of a vengeful or negligent employees bricking the one corporate account, until a cartel of business owners attempts to corner the market.

cali, in Which pill do you choose?

Blue pill. I never want to relive my childhood trauma again 🤑

g8phcon2, in One of my back teeth is aching at the moment
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my parents didn't have teeth by the time they were in their 30s either. Americans have a rather out-of-proportion concern about their teeth. I know its a trope that Englishman have bad teeth, but look, dental isn't covered by British universal health care because most times its primarily cosmetic , even things American dentists say are essential, and not a true health concern.

ApathyTree,
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lol at the thought of “this part of your body that you use multiple times every day for vital survival functions and various other functions like communication is mostly cosmetic, you’ll do just fine without!”

Teeth bleaching is cosmetic, crowns and fillings and whatever are restoration of normal functioning.

If we were meant to be ok without properly functioning teeth, we wouldn’t have teeth in the first place. That’s a stupid argument biologically speaking. (No offense intended to you personally, ofc)

I understand that Americans have a disproportionate focus on the -specifically cosmetic- aspects of oral hygiene, whiteness and straightness, primarily, but to say that most oral care is unnecessary and purely cosmetic is just absolute hogwash.

Mind you this is from someone who intends to get all her teeth ripped out and replaced with implants because no matter what I do, I average a cavity every 2-4 years. It’s cheaper in the long run to get implanted dentures than to fight my genes. So I understand entirely the being toothless by 30 (tho I’m 36 and still have all of them, I think I have more fillings than teeth at this point, and if most of those weren’t done free in the military I’d just have no teeth) but I disagree vehemently with the idea that that’s totally fine and won’t cause problems.

ThatFembyWho,

oh it’s fine, you know how when deer get old and their teeth are all worn away or whatever, and they can’t eat anymore and they just starve to death… it’s just part of life! /s

ApathyTree,
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Is that actually a thing people say? I live in the north woods and I’ve not heard that…particular logic… then again I tend to avoid hunters…

But omg purposely letting something starve because of its biological shortcomings is not the way. I’d for sure be dead in that world.

mythosync,

Go ahead and live with dentures then. When your bottoms pop out every time you eat steak, remember what you said here. Teeth are absolutely essential. It’s cheaper to take care of your natural teeth than it is to drop 30k on implant-supported dentures, or if you’re broke, just basic ones.

Source: I work in the field. Bottom dentures are by far the most disappointing service we do.

DeaDvey, in I was able to learn React though

I did this, then it too so long that it broke. Still hasn’t been pulled.

JoeTheSane, in Wrong explanations only

Worms rush to the surface in anticipation of a tiny Jesus corpse.

cheese_greater, in Obedience of cats

iScreen!

LaunchesKayaks, in Wrong explanations only
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Recruiting for the next Tremors film has begun.

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