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Valmond, (edited ) in Where is it damn it ???

Krrch … Krrch … Krrch … Krrch … Krrch “goddamit” Krrch … Krrch …

kamenlady,
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Krrch … “AUA!” … Krrch …

MashedTech,

“I SWEAR IT’S HERE. I REMEMBER! …unless it got out when I was taking out something else… oh god…” I then proceed to dump the bucket on the ground or in a bigger bucket so I can spread them out and search for them better"

bloubz, in Wait... nevermid you're right.

3 years of a toxic relationship with my ex. I did something awful by reading her Messenger texts, could not say anything about the terrible things I saw

Valmond,

But now you can!

bloubz,

I did! They felt betrayed, as I had

putoelquelolea, in Quien de ustedes fue?

Se ve que tiene setecientas primaveras

ALoafOfBread, (edited ) in This post
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For easier mental C -> F conversion, take (2C)-(2C/10)+32 where C = temp in c.

16c × 2 = 32

32/10 = 3.2

32 - 3.2 = 28.8

28.8+32 = 60.8, which is exactly correct.

Or if you just want a rough estimate for weather, 2C+(22 to 32) gets you close enough with easier mental math

16x2+30 = 62, just 1 degree off.

37x2+30 = 104 is like 6 degrees off, though. The further from zero you are, the smaller the number you should add.

Damaskox, in Boy howdy!
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May lead to lewd practices but only if you agree on her beliefs?

DrPop,

Getting me high brings out the activist in me so win win.

Damaskox,
@Damaskox@kbin.social avatar

Or maybe a win-win-win?
Getting high, getting activism and getting sex!

happybadger, in What has become of the world we so loved
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Oof. Reddit removed me from one of my subreddits for posting. The head mod is now a bot that sells damaged funko pops, the next mod hasn’t been active in three months after quitting the website over it, and even the Judas who did a hostile takeover of the subreddit through the admins hasn’t posted in almost two weeks. Posting frequency for the subreddit is like halved.

don, in Got ur forecast, my Lemmys

That’s facts

Bloodwoodsrisen, in Where is it damn it ???
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I’ve got a huge clear box of Legos that I haven’t touched in years. I could probably donate all of it though…

PerogiBoi,
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Literally sell it because Lego appreciates faster than gold. I bought a huge tub of Lego for $150 CAD and if I was to buy each set contained off of Rebrickable, I’d be spending thousands of dollars.

Bloodwoodsrisen, (edited )
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I have several sets in there, but I’d rather give them to a kid who’s never had Legos than sell them to a collector

Darkenfolk,

Sell them to the collector and buy the kid cheap knockoff Legos from China.

While you are at it, buy the parents a cheap bottle of wine and a “condolences for your loss” in case the ‘edible’ paint they used on the Legos turned out to be not that edible after all.

ours,

Cheap Legos are horrible. Nothing sticks properly so building something is futile.

Darkenfolk,

Fair point, he should also throw in a bottle of glue just to make sure that the wine and the card aren’t going to waste.

Bloodwoodsrisen,
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I still have a bunch of the instructions, could to through and make the sets and sell those while the misc pieces get donated to like, Savers or something

FlyingSquid,
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Personally, if I had them and wanted to get rid of them, I’d rather give them to a kid who can’t afford them than make a profit. Seeing a poor kid’s face light up when you gave them a box of legos would be worth a lot more than $150 to me. (Unless I was desperate for the money, obviously.)

Sweetpeaches69,

Donate them to me 😇

caseyweederman,

Donate it to me first, and it’ll all be sorted when you get it!

CowsLookLikeMaps, (edited ) in Got ur forecast, my Lemmys

This would make a good coss-post to !memetemplates

brokenlcd, in Where is it damn it ???

I mean, with legos it’s not even that bad, because the pieces look different; i have a nightmare box full of screws and nuts with diffrent size and thread i ripped from old stuff, finding the screw you need is an herculean feat

Damage,

Around my parts we call that the Box of Miracles… It’s where you go rummaging when you can’t find the screw you need anywhere else.

FlyingSquid,
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I inherited several of those from my grandfather. They’re a pain in the ass to size properly, but they can be really useful in a pinch. Especially the tiny ones.

Gradually_Adjusting, in I didn't need to know your ex husband gave you syphilis Deborah
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I feel that way after someone makes me write down their fax number. I’m not paid enough to act like a businessman from the 80s

almost1337, in Almost that time of year

The older you get, the more excited you get for socks as a present.

plague_sapiens,
@plague_sapiens@lemmy.world avatar

This. While being annoyed by one of my grandmothers giving me bed sheets as a birthday present when I was around 10. I now totally understand and like it. Haven’t really bought much clothes since ever, cause my mother and sister are currently fullfilling my grandmother’s task for years now xD And it’s nice to use the money I would have spent on clothes to buy me more tech stuff I really want.

omgitsaheadcrab,

My dad gets us happy socks for Christmas lately, it’s awesome. I don’t need to buy socks anymore

tdawg,

Only if they’re comfy tho

Kyle,

Yeah! Who’s getting more sad about getting socks every year? As soon as I moved out I started appreciating the gift 😃

If people ask for gift hints I often say “fun socks!”

shiroininja,

I get tired of it, because I don’t need socks every year. My stuff lasts. I end up with too many socks. It’s like buying me a new pair of shoes or something. Like uh no, those last me 3-5 years. Those are utilitarian purchases that are made less often

Th4tGuyII,
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Exactly. Thought it dumb when I was younger, but now it's a great thing!
Makes me wonder how old OP is?

HurlingDurling,

Fuck, I must be old then. I love socks as a present

r00ty, in This post
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I'm from the UK and part of the forgotten generation, so I was pretty much brought up on both systems. The "cheaper" way to do F from C is double it and add thirty. It works reasonable enough. Of course the reverse is minus thirty then half.

I'm definitely more native in deg C, but am fine with deg F too. Yes, I added deg to stop the coding jokes.

Rascabin, in Almost that time of year

Holy tities

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’d take a steaming dump betwixt them.

DrJenkem, in Love hurts
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You good dude?

andrew, (edited )
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I’m guessing I’m more well adjusted than I used to be? Or than my looks used to imply?

Pretty good overall though, so no worries.

6daemonbag,

TBH if people aren’t more well adjusted than they were at any point in their past I’d be mildly to greatly disappointed.

GBU_28,

I’ma step in here:

“Naw”

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