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JGrffn, in Can you describe Lemmy in one picture?

I’m amazed she hasn’t showed up in the comments yet.

Minarble,

We did it Lemmy!

ComradePorkRoll,

Well the SAG-AFTRA strike is over so she’s probably back to work, duh.

EmpathicVagrant, in I've sacrificed so much. This must work...

Kermit shall fall, Elmo shall rise once more.

EdherJr, in Discord mods get it all?

MrBeast?

cows_are_underrated, in Email clients

True gigachads write emails from the terminal.

homo_ignotus,

mutt ftw

or elm, if you wanna go oldschool

tgxn,
@tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net avatar

I like to use telnet

rclkrtrzckr,

telnet mailhost 110

TheSanSabaSongbird,

There’s a blast from the past. I used Telnet as an undergrad back in the 90s.

Fuck_u_spez_, (edited )

The Lemmy client I’m using thinks your account is -420 years old

Edit: And somehow I managed to take the screenshot at 4:20 AND I’m not even high. Yet.

FlihpFlorp,

Maybe it’s a lemmy thing cus on Avelon it says “Joined now ago”

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

Jerboa user here and uhh

Joined 4 centuries ago

Jerboa, I simply do not think that is true

tgxn,
@tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net avatar

Wow that’s an odd bug! I’d report it to whatever client you’re using - my account creation date is set to the year 2443.

emptiestplace,

Doesn’t seem like a bug then, does it…

roon, (edited )
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

I use Voyager too, was going to comment the same xD

Maybe it’s intentional, 420 years:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/3dcb682d-734b-40a7-a81e-4b99b3c069fd.png

tgxn,
@tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net avatar

Yeah, it’s very intentional, I’m from 420 years in the future. 🤣

AVincentInSpace,

Is there a single Lemmy client this doesn’t break? Jerboa lists your account creation date as “4 centuries ago”. Guess it can’t handle negative time deltas

jol, in Average Lemmy user experience

Is it me or is Lemmy significantly more lefty than that other cesspool of a platform? Not complaining though.

Future203, in Go watch Invasion if you don't believe me

I might still be watching invasion if it weren’t so damn dark, as in, I’m watching a black tv screen for 30% of each episode. Really enjoyed lasso, foundation, and currently watching for all mankind which is also quite good so far.

Jorgelino, (edited ) in Birds are great

This even works across languages. In brazilian portuguese, a chick is called “Pinto” which is also a slang for dick.

Starkstruck, in Enjoy your Call of Duty

They legitimately don’t even try optimizing anymore.

variants,

what for, people pay big money either way for it

Starkstruck,

Which is just sad.

c0mbatbag3l, in Enjoy your Call of Duty
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

I will, the zombies mode is everything I’ve ever wanted it to be. Finally.

makeasnek, in I value this meme at eleventy billion and won't take a cent less
@makeasnek@lemmy.ml avatar

FWIW nobody who is actually knowledgeable about crypto ever thought anything positive about NFTs. It’s all just wallstreetbets types who read one article and think they’re economists now. The tech is interesting and has applications but monkey jpegs are what idiots spent millions on for some reason.

riodoro1,

People who are knowledgeable about crypto spent real money on a thing called dogecoin.

makeasnek, (edited )
@makeasnek@lemmy.ml avatar

Nobody who is knowledgeable about crypto ever thought dogecoin was anything but a meme coin or pump and dump scheme. They would have known it offered zero benefits technologically over existing cryptos. Some may have bought it to cash in on the crazy market surrounding it, but they never thought doge was the future or anything. The people who thought that were the “i read one article and I’m a crypto expert now” crowd referenced in my original comment.

UPGRAYEDD,

I viewed it as more of a donation to see the stupid meme on Nascar or other dumb sponsorships.

reev, (edited )

I think the entire boom it had was from regular people, people who specifically weren’t knowledgeable about crypto.

makeasnek, (edited )
@makeasnek@lemmy.ml avatar

Exactly. Same with NFTs

kambusha,

The same will happen any time a “get rich quick” scheme comes around. People saw things going up 100% in price from one day to the next, compared to a 2% per year savings account. That’s very enticing for anyone.

This one was at an impressive scale though. Probably because it was so accessible. I’d have my BIL in South America telling me he’s playing a game that mines some random coin. Can’t really say much other than to be sceptical and never risk more than you can afford to lose.

Bonehead,

People saw things going up 100% in price from one day to the next, compared to a 2% per year savings account. That’s very enticing for anyone.

And that's the entire problem...by the time things go up in price by 100%, the people that will make money have already made it. Getting in at that point is useless, and will likely lose money.

Jamie, (edited )
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The tech is interesting and has applications

I used to say that, but I’ve given up on that idea. I’ve never seen a use of blockchain yet that didn’t boil down to being virtual money. NFTs could have had potential as a method of trade if they were tied to real ownership of things instead of just receipts saying you bought a cartoon monkey jpeg.

But every time I think something would be a problem blockchain solves, I can always think of an existing, typically better, solution to that same problem. I think that space is too infested with grifters to attract anyone with a truly novel idea.

audaxdreik,

You’re getting downvoted by cryptobros, but you are absolutely correct, there is no good use for block chain and never will be

It’s a fully public database among trustless parties. To the first point, there’s no reason any database can’t be made public if so desired. To the second point, for the block chain to have any meaning or value beyond itself, some authority eventually needs to interpret its contents. That authority might as well hold the database or, in trustless cases, a third party trustee. Nothing about it makes sense at a very base level, you don’t even need to explain the tech because it just doesn’t hold up logically.

explodicle,

I’ve never seen a use of blockchain yet that didn’t boil down to being virtual money.

A classic bitcoin article agrees with you: It’s Not About the Technology, It’s About the Money

TheOctonaut, in Yeesh

Every time I see a photo myself from 5 or more years ago I wonder how I could have thought back then that I was fat and old.

This sounds like self-love. It is not.

theangryseal,

Lol, since I came to make a comment about being fat and old now, I’m just imagining future me and riding it out without thinking that. Thank you.

farllen, in Its like Mr bones wild ride

Pretending that 30 is old leads to so much unnecessary angst. 30s is more prime time, best to enjoy it!

Megaphauna,

Truth! I don’t understand a lot of the comments around people’s 30s. Maybe I’m lucky but turning 38 soon, feels physically the same as my 20s except now I have money for fun stuff

Madison420,

I mean that’s contextual, I didn’t have Parkinson’s symptoms at 34 but I do at 35 so for some people it quite literally is all downhill and 30 might honestly be old and that’s ignoring the homeless etc.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Statistically 30 is about half so do with that what you will

ComradeChairmanKGB,
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Midlife crisis incoming

CrowAirbrush,

Lucky you, it seems.

killeronthecorner, in apple users in a nutshell
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Who made you butthurt OP?

LucidLethargy, in Enjoy your Call of Duty

Ark: Survival Evolved is a Chinese developer. It’s the worst offender so far as I know.

lambda, in Go watch Invasion if you don't believe me
@lambda@programming.dev avatar

You haven’t watched Shrinking then…

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