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Jeom, in Five apps😅 not so many for me
@Jeom@lemmy.world avatar

not sure why but my mental health gets way better when i use my laptop.

im a zoomer so i started out on a phone and only got a laptop a few years ago, i thnk it might be because everytime i opened my phone i would just rot away and i just go back to those habits whenever i use my phone. when i started using a laptop my entire schedule changed and updated(for the better). and having a slow laptop is prob also good to avoid wasting too much time on video games lmao

nossaquesapao,

I don’t know about you, but it seems to me that phone OSes and apps are designed to steal our attention at all the times. I find it hard to do stuff while receiving notifications here and there, or even knowing that a new notification may pop up at any time. If fells like trying to do something while someone is watching and poking me all the time.

trash80,

not sure why but my mental health gets way better when i use my laptop.

because a laptop doesn’t interrupt you every 30 seconds with a notification about some shit you don’t care about

wedeworps,

Revanced

Leg,

Do Not Disturb would work better for that issue. Revanced is good though. +1

trash80,

I’ll check it out.

EngineerGaming,
@EngineerGaming@feddit.nl avatar

Gen Z here, I actually had the exact opposite problem. I don’t really use a smartphone now, but when I did use it daily, while I could get into some article rabbitholes, it was never to a painful extent. Probably because the phone is small and not at all comfortable to interact with long-term. But when I am on the laptop - I often lose track of time spent on IRC, youtube and newsfeeds. I now try to strictly limit the time to only what’s needed (unless IRC has a conversation that is really relevant for me), and download most articles onto an E-reader for a less painful experience.

NigelFrobisher, in Ohhh

I always want to pronounce the American versions of these words phonetically when I see them.

And what the heck is going on with the US pronunciation of “buoy”? None of those syllables are in that word.

Unanimous_anonymous, (edited )

Buo-y

Apparently we have the Dutch to blame for that one, as the verb form is apparently descended from Spanish.

Ottomateeverything,

I still don’t understand the English insistence on borrowing words from other languages, yet refusal to standardize spelling into ways that actually make sense within the language.

So I still blame English for being silly with their transliteration.

funkless_eck,

ʤəst stɑːt ˈjuːzɪŋ aɪ-piː-eɪ

UnverifiedAPK,

Blame the French actually, they invaded and screwed everything up beyond repair.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Funny thing about those “French” people.

William the Bastard of Normandy was the grandson of a fellow named Rollo the Viking.

Rollo had conquered the French northern coast and wrecked so much shit the French king just offered to make him a vassal, and give him more land in the process, if he protected the land he’d taken from other Viking raiders. This area would develop a hybrid culture from the mixing of the Germanic invaders and French population.

English, already a bastardized Germanic language, combined from the spoken languages of Germanic invaders who would come to be known as Anglo-Saxons and the native population, got further hybridized by a French Viking who actually spoke a French-Germanic dialect known as Norman.

Tl;Dr

Sea Germans hate linguistic purity, and English’s problems are all their fault.

eclectic_electron,

Blame the great vowel shift.

But also, English spelling can’t standardize because English pronunciation isn’t standard. West Coast vs Midwest vs South vs East Coast have vastly different accents. Any spelling reform that makes English phonetic for one would be wrong for the others.

And it keeps changing! People keep moving and interacting with other languages, adding and dropping words and accents over time.

explodicle,

Do it backwards, pronounce the British versions

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chromeo, in Mom look im joining in on the trend

Patricia McCloskey

pewgar_seemsimandroid, (edited ) in Felt cute contributing to Lemmy, might delete later, idk

jerry said:93dc1bd8e05d6e5313258da0f17f18ed9d26282644909904dc98702f sha244 and gzip , math

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

decode

Imgonnatrythis, in Felt cute contributing to Lemmy, might delete later, idk

Is this nothing but a joke to you? We’re trying to build a hostile community of left leaning, Linux loving, stock photo meme consumers and you come on here with this? Thanks.

Etterra, in Ohhh

I mean we already got rid of T.

lugal,

You mean we the Bri’ish?

Bene7rddso,

I see what you did there

Wildf1re,

The good ol’ glottal stop.

4am, in Me enjoying stock photo memes from the bathroom while making productive use of company resources

Binoculous

Perfide, in That’s it, that’s the whole meme.

Cyber woman make do.

AVincentInSpace, in Paradox how could you
AdamBomb, in Funtastic 😅

Lately WSL has become unresponsive and unkillable every time I wake my work laptop from sleep, so now I have to shut it down every day instead. Sucks.

RealThunderhop, in Felt cute contributing to Lemmy, might delete later, idk
@RealThunderhop@lemmy.world avatar

Oh you’re a handful I see

HurlingDurling, in The only thing worse than this is when your boss says it on a Friday afternoon.

Headphones are great. You can’t work extra when you can’t hear

JCreazy, in Paradox how could you

For a second I was thinking you were talking about the King Kong game.

Dyskolos, in Stock Meme

I can hardly decipher this blackmetal-bandname. Help?

agressivelyPassive,

The German word “Stock” means branch or stick.

Dyskolos,

I know, fellow krautlander. It was a joke playing into bm-bands always having names like in this image 😊

lugal,

It’s more stick than branch. Branch would rather be Zweig or Ast, I’d say.

XeroxCool,

PLIHDVRSIZIKIL

Dyskolos,

Sounds brutal. \m/

MargotRobbie, in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

I’ve never oiled my pasta water before. It’s really simple: use the minumum amount of water to fully boil the pasta, salt the water, wait until the water comes to a full boil, then put the pasta in, regular spaghetti takes about 6-7 minutes to become al dente.

Oil the pasta after you strain it is the way you prevent it from sticking together.

geoma,

If you use the minimum and precise amount of water, water will be completely evaporated when pasta is done, so you won’t have to strain. I don’t know why, but this makes pasta so much tasteful.

shift_four,

It’s saltier because all the salt you added is now on the pasta instead of a bunch starting in the water and going down the drain when you strain it

geoma,

Yeah but also has like another taste (I don’t salt much)… Maybe starch or something?

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