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Track_Shovel, in Live healthy life, lemmings.
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NGL. Having to polish someone else’s turd of report is justifiable homicide in my book

The rest of this is good though

praise_idleness, in Fancy date

She wants to ride something expensive, bring her to the local mall where there’s an escalator. That shit expensive.

XbSuper, in I can’t accomplish anything

When is the stock photo bit going to be over? It’s getting old already.

mcmoor,

When it starts going meta it’s doomed to die soon. I heard that’s why xkcd avoids ever talking about xkcd itself

lugal, in I've been heron we're doing these memes now?

I hope that’s not a sturgeon in its mouth, is it??!!

Foggyfroggy,

Knowing storks, you don’t want to know. They’re not the best parents.

Masimatutu,

Störk?

joelfromaus, in Mom look im joining in on the trend
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Someone needs to turn this into an ‘old folks’ always has been meme.

peopleproblems, in I think I just won

it’s all stroganoff!

BluJay320,
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I certainly am 😏

ZycroNeXuS, in pulling for you, pigeon bro

No, no, I know these guys. It’s just the Goodfeathers. Watch, one of the ones on the left is gonna start beating up the one on the right in a little cartoonish dust cloud kind of thing. Hilarious.

jabathekek, in Did it hurt? 🙄
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“Finally, I can comfortably fit into this box that will enable me to increase my chances of profit.”

guyrocket, in It's Soupy Season!
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

I started making some soups recently. So easy and so good.

But. Nothing. Nothing! Beats. My. Chili.

I need to make it now...

CyberDine,

Chili con carne?

Fillers (Beans, pasta?)

Cheese?

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

I don't have a recipie. I just know what I like after making it so many times.

The carne is steak. Sold as stew meat. Awesome because it takes on the spices and softens up very nicely in a crock pot (slow cooker).

Beans: kidney, great northern, black, garbonzo, and lima. More kidney than the others.

Many different spices but primarily chili powder, fresh minced habenero, ground black pepper, Valentina Extra Spicy and lime juice.

Fresh mushrooms and onions.

Top with sour cream and/or shredded extra shap cheddar. Cornbread optional.

This doesn't really do it justice, just a rough guide. And I don't think I've made it exactly the same twice.

Morcyphr,

Why would you put beans in this otherwise (seemingly) masterpiece?

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

Here in the Midwest, chili has beans in it. Usually and mostly kidney beans. You can even buy chili beans in a can which is kidney beans plus chili powder.

I know some places like Texas do not put beans in chili. Which is interesting to me but I have never had an opportunity to try it.

Your chili is beanless? Where are you?

Tikiporch,

Does it have chocolate or beer in it?

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

No.

Interesting ideas tho.

XEAL, in rules for thee, but not for me

Yay! The whole Reddit experience, but without warning…

vivadanang,

meh if you’re being a shit starting nazi fuckwit I’m all for just banning and moving on.

UnverifiedAPK,

First they came for…

lemillionsocks,
@lemillionsocks@beehaw.org avatar

the nazis and we were cool with that cause fuck nazi’s

OurToothbrush,

They in this case being the fucking nazis, who first came for the trans people, and then the communists, the socialists, the trade unionists, Jewish people, etc

Rambi,

The Nazis? That’s fine, I don’t mind them coming for the Nazis, because then the Nazis can’t come for everyone else.

Omega_Haxors,

Reddit bans you for calling out the shit starting nazi fuckwits.

vivadanang,

yup. another good reason to never visit that filthy spezpool

Filthmontane, in rules for thee, but not for me

I’m a real debate lord and it really annoys me when the person I’m being bickering with gets banned. Ruins all the fun.

Rambi,

That is why you have to message them being like “Hey idiot you got banned, anyway let me finish explaining why you’re an idiot”

XbSuper, in Once you've seen a pair once, you want to seem 'em some more

After a few years, they’re just tits. Meh.

neryam, in Should we make our service better? No, just pan to Taylor again.

Problem with this meme is that the NFL doesn’t actually want any of those other things because they mean less profits.

CaptainEffort, in I can’t accomplish anything

Why does this photo exist tho

fej,
@fej@feddit.de avatar

For companies that want their ad campaign to get cancelled

omegabossman,

I send it to people constantly. So for me I guess. There is like a whole series of this guy and his noose, also a gun, also a noose and a gun.

takeda,

In case a business needs to use it, duh.

SexualPolytope,
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Noose companies need photos to put in their quality control handbook.

Kecessa,

Speaking as a person who’s father hanged himself, that’s fucked up and I don’t know what the company that produced it was thinking about.

nyoooom, in *Automated voice:* Social battery at... 3... percent

If you have a “social battery”, I have some news for you: it’s probably autism

Source: an autistic+ADHD person that used to describe themselves as an “introvert extrovert with a social battery”

ultra,

:(

nyoooom,

Don’t worry, that’s okay.

There is nothing wrong with a bit of 'tism to spice up your life :)

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